So i was on pinterest and i saw a post someone found on tumblr and it said:
"GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD 'I'M FEELING VERY OATMEAL' BUT IT DIDNT MAKE SENSE , SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUTES CONTEMPLATING IF IT WAS ACTUALLY AN EMOTION AND GOOGLE WAS LYING" then someone reblogged it saying "This post if very oatmeal"
AND I WAS LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THAT I HAD TO STAND UP AND GO TO THE KITCHEN
I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM
AND MY LITTLE BROTHER AND SISTER ARE PLAYING MINECRAFT OUT THEIR
SO I WALK PAST THEM AND I GO TO THE LIVING ROOM
AND MY MOM WATCHING TV
AND I TELL HER WHAT THE POST SAYS
AND SHE LAUGHS FOR A SECOND AND SAYS
"On that note let me go get a little wine'
AND I STARTED LAUGHING HARDER
AND I CANT BREATH
AND I'M BENT OVER THE TABLE LAUGHING SO HARD
AND I MOVE AND I HIT MY FACE OFF AN IRON
AND THEN MY LITTLE 9 YR OLD SISTER WALKS OVER TO ME CUZ IM LYING ON THE GROUND AND SHE TRIUES TO HUG ME
AND I FUCKING SIT UP AND ACCIDENTALLY HIT HER IN THE FACE WITH MY HEAD
AND WE'RE BOTH LAUGHING
AND MY BROTHER IS JUST STARING AT HIS COMPUTER SCREEN WITH THIS LOOKS ON HIS FACE
HE'S SO FUCKING DONE WITH US
HE DISOWNS US AS FAMILY
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UPDATE
MY SISTER WALKED INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS AND WHILE SAYING NOTHING SHOOSH PAPPED MY FACE AND LEFT