Oh

My

Gosh

I need to make this villain

"Terribly sorry, but I need to take your life."

"Excuse me but I am in the middle of executing a massacre. I will be with you shortly."

"Please place your weapon on the ground and we can get on with your assassination."

"Don't worry about your death, I'll make it quick and painless. You won't feel a thing. Oh, here, hold onto this rope for me. Thank you!"

"If you may kindly step away from the safe, we can get through this quickly and I'll be on my way."

"I am terribly sorry that I cannot make it to the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep and I will get back to you as soon as I finish this genocide."
Beeeeeeep

This dude would be the most polite and brilliant villain you've ever seen. And he definitely would have a British accent.

British accents ftw