Yo, I'm glad you've decided to read this random book of crap. It's about time, anyway. Shesh. Anyway, this book will give you random things to read in your free time. But everything in here will be stupid. EVERYTHING. Okay? Okay. SO! I hope you enjoy this idiotic book, and comment and vote for more! I mean– pffft I guess.

Sincerely,
GEEKISHLYFANGIRLING

P.S. Don't stop trying. Unless you've tried three times, cuz then it's just impossible.