A/N: Hey everyone! WOW it's been over a year with no new updates!

Anyways....here's the new update schedule! It is going to be broken down into:

* Completed Updates

* In Progress Updates

* No Updates/On Hold

That being said....

**Completed Updates**

- Kimiko, Akatsuki Child Ch. 5 (just now)

- Hellsing Chatroom Roast Fest

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**In Progress Updates**

- Hellsing Chatroom Lyric Text Prank

- A Very Merry Shinobi Christmas Part 2

- My Crazy Akatsuki Family Flash Forward

- Living with ADHD

**ON HOLD**

- USUK: Century Love

- Children of S-ranked Criminals

- 5SOS (can't remember my title)