♡ 𝔽ℂ: The ʟɪꜰᴇ of Two ᴅᴀᴅꜱ ♡
So... now that the revolution has been completed, it would seem that the new thing my readers want is...
Noise and Lyra to be the zodiacs' new dads.
So now, I'm just gonna flesh out some random dad-and-children-interactions that could've happened during that last few chapters.
Hope you enjoy! (iamconfusion34 and THASENPAIFREAK916, this is for you!)
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CHESS
Turtle: Hey, dads?
Both: Yes?
Turtle: How come you guys always wear gloves?
Lyra: It's so that nobody can-
Noise: *shoves him aside* PRIVATE REASONS
(The actual reason why Noise always wears gloves will be revealed later in the story.)
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TOO MUCH MAGIC
Lyra: Okay kids, your dad just fainted and so while I take care of him, IF YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING ANYTHING OUT OF LINE I SWEAR I'LL-
Everyone: *squealing* OMG! OMG! HE CALLED DAD DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME-
Lyra: *fwoom* ... say goodbye to your allowance, kids.
Everyone: ... Yep, he's a confirmed tsundere.
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STORY OF MY LIFE
Ariana: So, dad or dad, tell us, how did you meet?
Noise: Oh, easy. I was taking the test. We fought. He almost blew me up. After that I got kidnapped by Orion. We did the whole 'secret meeting' thing. He rescued me. I trained. I got a girlfriend who betrayed me and killed me. Universe brought me back to life. I became an NPC. I met you. Sums it up?
Ariana: Yeah, pretty much-WAIT
Everyone: GIRLFRIEND?!
Noise: ... goodbye-
Everyone: YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND WHO BETRAYED YOU THEN KILLED YOU GET BACK HERE DAD YOU GOTTA TELL US EVERYTHING-
(That actually was the summary of his backstory. It will be explored in detail in another special chapter. Of course, no spoilers~!)
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JUST FRIENDS (?)
Noise: Y'know, I don't get why you call us 'dad'. We're not even married. Officially, anyway.
Bliss: ... Okay then, are you interested in him?
Noise: I'm confused...
Amanda: Like, has Dad ever made your heart flutter or something?
Noise: Well... have I ever thought of him as more than a partner...?
Turtle: Come on! Think about it! Hasn't your heart every raced or thumped around him?
Noise: Race... or thump...? Oh yeah. Of course, it does most of the time.
Everyone: PFFFT-
Bliss: AND YOU SAY YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS
Einar: JUST FRIENDS MY ASS-
Lyra: *comes in* Uh... did I miss anything?
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BONFIRE
Lyra: Y'know, this is actually kind of fun. Very family-like. I could get used to this-
*bullet hits Noise*
Lyra: ... hold my hot chocolate. Your dad's got an army to kill.
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WITH THE ARMY
Wilson: Dammit! That kid's so powerful! Where the heck does he get his fuel from?!
Lyra: You just shot my husband while he was enjoying himself. That, in itself, is your answer.
Wilson: ... Aaaand he's gay. Great. What's up with those people, anyway, they're disgracing-
Lyra: *blows him up* Oops. I just blew up the general.
Turtle and Haru: ... Don't worry Dad, we're on your side 100%.
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EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT...
Noise: *kisses Lyra's cheek*
Willie and Turtle: *whips out camera*
Lyra: *turns into a bonefied mess*
Eira: ... aw man, that would've been a great moment to propose!
Hitomi: Except for, y'know, the fact that dad just came back from slaughtering the army...
Eira: Oh yeah. And that.
Meanwhile, in the corner...
Willie: I want to save this photo.
Turtle: No, that one's mine! I took the picture!
Willie: What? No, I-
Noise: *snatches away the camera* Go to bed. I'm confisticating these.
The two kids: Awww...
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KISS THE COOK
Noise: Good morning, children, take a seat.
Hunter: Nice apron.
Noise: Thank you, it was provided by the house-
*Lyra comes down at that moment*
Hunter: HEY DAD KISS THE COOK!
Lyra: PFFFT-
Noise: Sure. Just watch out, the pan's hot.
Lyra: ...Ummmmmmmm... I HAVE TO DO MY HAIR FIRST BYE-
Everyone: Hey, wait! Where are you going?!
Noise: He'll be back. Now eat your pancakes, children.
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LOVENE VISITS
Lovene: So, I hear you two have a new dad?
Everyone: No, we have two new dads, not one.
Lovene: Oh yeah? How are they?
Everyone: ... in denial.
Lovene: ... NOT ON MY WATCH! Hey! LyLy! CONFESS ALREADY!!
Lyra: OWUCH LOWENE WHAT ARE WYOUH DWONG?! WET GO OF WMY CHWEEKS!!!
Lovene: CONFESS AND I WILL!
Lyra: I CWAN'T EWEN TALK PWOPEWLY!!
Lovene: CONFESS!
Lyra: WET GO FIWST!!
Lovene: You first!
Lyra: WAH?! YWOU NEED TO WET GO-!!
Everyone: ... this could go on forever, couldn't it?
Noise: *comes out* Lovene? What are you doing to Lyra?
Lovene: *GAAAASP* YOU TOO?!
Noise: ... huh?
Everyone: Oh great...
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GOODBYE GIFT
Noise: We're going to leave now, children. Be good and-
Turtle: WAIT! Before we leave, I request a goodbye gift!
Noise: Sure, what do you want?
Turtle: I want... you to give Dad a kiss!
Lyra: PFFFT-Not you, too! My cheeks just got stretched to death!
Turtle: That's all I request.
Noise: Okay, sure. *kisses Lyra's cheek* Happy?
Turtle: ... That'll suffice.
(I actually considered putting this in the story, but ultimately decided against it since I was trying to ease us into MORE action and LESS fluff.)
(LATER EDIT: O O P S I didn't mean less action and more fluff... ^-^' Although that would be preferable ;) )
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Andd... that's it! I hope you enjoyed this fluffy dad-and-children chapter!
By the way, the code for the chapters are....
SC: Special Chapter
RC: Random Chapter
FC: Fan-Requested Chapter
EC: Extra Chapter
So you aren't confused.
Thanks for reading and see you (hopefully!) soon!
-A.A.C.
P.S. You can request FCs.
P.P.S.
We're going to do an NPC Truth or Dare for overduelibrarybook89's birthday, which is coming up in two weeks. In those two weeks, you can comment on what truths or dares you want our dear NPCs to do. You can always ask the creators of them so you get a better understanding of them except for the little description I provided in Ch.4.
Thank you! ^O^
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