My eyes shot open as I hit my head on the ceiling. "FUCKASS!" I yelled. Why did Kankri and I share rooms again?! It was a rainy day today dammit. Another morning of Terezi fucking around trying to make me tell her the color of my blood. Like that was ever happening. I could already hear Gamzee and Tavros outside trying to prank Equius. I climbed down the ladder of our bunk bed and shook Kankri. "Kankri, get the fuck up." He rubbed his eyes and looked at me half-awake. "G99d m9rning Karkat." Kankri said. "Morning asswipe. It's noon." Welcome to the monster apartment. At least that's what humans call it.

I lived with a few trolls in this apartment. Only a few though. Tavros, Gamzee, Equius, Terezi, Kankri and myself. Kankri was put under a bit of stress for looking after all of us. He was the oldest. But I preferred myself as a better leader than him.

He got up and put on his red sweater. "It is g9ing t9 6e c9ld t9day after it rains Karkat s9 wear a jacket when y9u g9 9utside. I am g9ing t9 get Tavr9s and Gamzee n9w" I handed him the red umbrella that Terezi was holding. "Yeah whatever" I said as Terezi licked my face. "Terezi, what the fuck!" I yelled at her. "WH4T" she'd always ask me. I shook my head and went into the bathroom as I locked the door and undressed. I want to go somewhere today but humans would most likely stare at me. Big fucking deal huh.

After I finished taking a bath, I pulled on my black sweater and I put my jeans on as I stepped out of the bathroom unlocking the door. Kankri was drying off Tavros and Gamzee. They were soaking wet like shit. "What the fuck did you guys do outside?!" I said as I stormed downstairs and gtabbed Equius' hand and ran inside. "9h Equius, y9u were 9ut there t99?" Asked Kankri as he got a towel for Equius. "wE wErE tRyInG tO pRaNk EqUiUs MoThAfUcKa. BuT wE fAiLeD." Gamzee said laughing.

The three of them dried off and changed into dry clothes. I feel sorry for Kankri somehow. But I shouldn't because he's a horrible leader. It stopped raining now and I decided to go out. "6e careful !" Kankri said as he closed the door to the apartment. I walked to a coffee shop nearby and ordered some as I rubbed my hands together to warm myself up. Today was a shitty day. Just as I payed for the coffee, a dude with blue eyes and buck teeth walked in and smiled. Why was he so fucking happy today? I shook my head to get my mind off of it. He seemed to be roaming around looking for someone. But who the actual fuck could it be? He yelled, 'Dave! Dave!!!'. It was getting pretty damn annoying as I walked home and heard a bush rustle behind my house. I went behind it and saw a dude with blonde hair and shades. He seemed to shush pap me and laugh a bit. What the hell?

After a while, John found Dave with me behind the bush. "So sorry that Dave did that " The boy rubbed his head. That was fucking weird.. When I left, I saw Dave say something to me but I couldn't make it out. I wish I could.

I walked back into the house amd sighed. For the few hours of today I spent with that dude named Dave I think, was so fucked up. Plus, rainy days make me sleepy so I guess I'll sleep. Not much of a leader now, am I?