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Mark's POV
Well shit.

This will be harder than I thought...........Who am I kidding? This WILL be harder than I thought....

He knows how to fight? My balls will be throbbing in a second if I piss him off...

Now, I'm not saying I'm weak or anything. In fact, I'm the strongest of my kind! I'm just saying that I don't know how to fight, is all........

Anyway, I followed jack to see the exhibition, and, it was amazing. I mean, come on, it's space we're talking about. Who doesn't love space?

I know I do.

So anyway, we reached a stand that includes throwing balls at bulls eye, and honestly.....the bulls eye looks like a giant nipple painted with red and white paint and you have to hit the middle part of the nipple.

(I'm sorry guys, please don't kill me....)

Jack looked at me and smiled "Do you wanna try it Mark? They have some awesome rewards!"

I nod "Sure, why not?"

Jack nods as he looked at the receptionist, who looks like he was about to shit his pants, beads of sweat ran down his hands as he gulped, glancing at me every now and then.

"um, excuse me sir, we would like to play, please?"

But the receptionist continue looking at me with wide eyes, not paying attention to Jack. Jack raised an eyebrow as he followed the receptionist gaze, looking at me.

Jack stood, a hand over his hip, staring at the receptionist. He lifted up his hand and waved it in front of him. "Sir, hello, excuse me?"

But the receptionist didn't move, he was still frozen in his place like an idiot.

Jack sighed as he put down his hand, looking down. Then, without warning, he slammed the table, hard "SIR!" he shouted at the receptionist.

The receptionist finally snapped out of it and looked over to Jack, his eyes wide. Jack sighed as he put a hand over his hip, looking at him.

"We would like to play, please." Jack said, calming down as he smiled at he receptionist. He gulped and nodded, glancing at me every now and then. "R-ri-right a-away, s-sir..." and he scurried off.

Jack looked at me and sighed closing his eyes and looking down, shaking his head. "Everybody here is afraid of you....." He mumbled, slightly giggling.

I smirked, putting a hand on my hips as I looked at him. "Hey, what can I say? I AM scary...."

Jack shook his head as he rolled his eyes, chuckling "Well, ain't that a surprise....' He said sarcastically and I chuckled.

The receptionist came back with our things ready, still glancing at me, gulping.

I glared at him and his eyes widen as he quickly looked away, sweating even more as he snapped his head towards jack and handed him all of the things.

Jack thanked him and gave half of it to me, smiling.

"Wanna bet?" I asked him, smirking.

He looked at me and smirked back "oh, your on, Mr."

I looked at him and grinned "after you, m'lady"

Jack rolled his eyes "Gay, that's Gay" jack joked as he threw the ball at the bullseye and almost hit the centre "shite....." He muttered.

I smirked and took a ball, aiming it and threw it, hitting the target straight as I looked at jack, who started at the bullseye with a wide opened mouth.

I laughed and looked at him, smirking.

He gained his posture as he shook his head and looked at me, putting on a playful frown.

"How did you do that?" He asked, folding his arms.

I lifted my hand up, showing him my biceps. "I got theeeeeesssseeeee guns and theeeeeesssseeeee skills" I dragged, wiggling my eyebrows.

He scoffed as he rolled his eyes, sticking his tongue out "show off......" He mumbled, smiling.

"Hey, I heard that!"

"It was meant for you to be heard, stupid"

I scoffed, looking at the receptionist, who was confused on why we were friends.

"Hey, where's my gift?" I said as he snapped out of his trance as he quickly gave me the gift, which was a telescope with a space set.

Nice.

I took the gift and looked at Jack, grinning widely.

We walked around and played the games there.......

Well, mostly me dragging Jack here and there to play the games with me.......

We were like playing machines, competing on who can play the games better.

And turns out, it was a tie.

Jack had won some of the games and since he wasn't that interested in space like I do, he gave me the prizes he won....

After playing everything in the fair, we went to the exhibition and I began snapping photos, pretty sure I have filled up my entire storage on my phone......

But hey, they were absolutely pretty okay?

After going to all the exhibitions and taking me taking a shit ton of pictures, master called me.

"Mark, come back to the meeting, of course, bring Jack along too.....I think you'll be please in what you will be seeing....."

Perfect timing....

I looked over to Jack

"Let's go back, I bet our masters are waiting for us."

He nodded as we headed back, earning a shit ton of stares, which was all the same, wide eyes and mouth agape, along with whispers and whimpers.

I smirked. Oh, I just llloooovvveee the fear radiating from all the pity angels. All their fear taste wonderful.

I wonder how their fear will taste when their most favorite boy in heaven becomes their worse enemy?

Oh, all the possibilities.....And I can imagine some already.

I looked over to the crowd of angels, letting my eyes flashed, and they whimpered. A mother hugged his son close, covering his eyes. Their fear radiating stonger.

Oh, it taste wonderful.

I looked over to Jack. Luckily, he did not see any of it. I smirked to myself.

Good.

We eventually arrived at the meeting place and Jack opened the door since my hands were full.

And boy, was master right, it really WAS a pleasing sight.

Master had a giant smirk on his face, looking at Jesus, who was trying not to punch him, his fist tight and shaking.

Jack raised an eyebrow as he flew to Jesus, putting a hand on his shoulders while the other on his back, calming him.

Jesus took a deep breath, holding it for a while before exhaling, looking at Jack with a smile.

I looked over to master who gesture me to go over, so I did.

I flew to him and put the space stuff at the chair I was sitting, leaning down so master could whisper to me.

"Anything new about Jack?"

I nod.

"Yup, his really good at fighting....." I whisper at masters ear.

"How good?"

"Black belt, apparently his at level 5, which is the highest ranking at karate, master"

(Idk anything about karate, forgive me)

Master hummed, nodding his head in approval, motioning me to sit down.

I took my stuff and putting it on another chair, sitting beside master.

I looked over to Jack, who was already sitting down, still trying to calm the shaking Jesus.

After a little while, he had calm down, but was still shaking, not that visible though.

I wonder what did master told him?

So, as a curious bastard. I leaned to my side and whispered my question

"Master...." He turned his head towards me and hummed, an eyebrow raised. "What did you tell Jesus?"

Master smirked as his eyes flashed wickedly, showing me his fanged teeth.

"Oh, something he dearly wants to refuse but can't......You'll see soon Mark..."

I nodded and didn't question him further, smirking slightly as we turned our attention back to the two.

Jesus was giving master a hateful glare, while Jack's eyebrows furrowed with confusion, his hands still on his hands and shoulder.

"So what will it be, dear friend?"

Jesus clenched his fist tighter as he gritted his teeth, breathing heavily.

".......No, I will not and will never accept that offer." He said, gritting his teeth when saying 'never'.

Master smirked as he chuckled, his eyes flashing.

"Does it looked like you have a choice even if you decline the offer?" He looked at Jack "oh, just you wait, Jesus.....It won't be long until he sees the truth behind it all"

Jack turned his head to master, his expression confused as all balls.

He turned his head back to the fuming Jesus, trying to calm him down again.

Jesus huffed and stood up without saying anything, almost making Jack fall.

"That's all for today, Lucifer, I will see you and Mark again tomorrow....." He said through gritted teeth, trying to calm himself.

Master grin a toothy grin, showing them his sharp set of teeth, mainly to Jack as I stood up as well , of course, not before grabbing the prizes we won from just now.

"Tomorrow it is then..." Master said, and we teleported back to hell.

I went to my room and put the prizes at my bed before teleporting to master.

He was sitting on his throne like always, his hand on his chin, thinking as he looked at me.

"Tell me mark......Do you know what makes an angel mad?"

I raised an eyebrow and slightly tilted my head.

"No, master. I do not...."

He smirked as his hands went to the armrest.

"Watching their own kind suffer and not being able to do anything about it....."

I raised my eyebrow again, looking at Master.

Didn't that make them break instead of getting mad?

"But.....I thought doing that will make them break?"

He chuckled, his black eyes flashing.

"Oh, Mark...I'm not talking about ALL the angels......" His eyes darted to me. "I'm talking about Jack...."

I blinked.

What?

Master saw my confusion and chuckled, both his hands in front of him.

"While you two were out doing whatever you guys were doing, I snuck out some information about Jack from Jesus..."

Oh, now I get it.

I nod my head, understanding.

"And also a few more that you need to know about Jack...."

Jacks POV
What the fuck is wrong with Jesus today?

After Lucifer and Mark left, he started throwing a tantrum like his on his period or some shit.

Well, I mean not literally on his period because guys don't have them...

Anyway!

I left him by himself and hung out with Felix and Bob, currently waiting for Jesus to calm his god tits.

"So Jack...." Bob started. I looked at him, urging him to continue "why is Jesus so mad all of a sudden?"

I shrugged, looking at him "I don't know, Bob. I was hanging out with Mark the entire time"

Felix furrowed his eyebrow "I don't know bro.......I have a feeling that the demons have something install for you..."

I shrudder at the thought.

"That'll be something I don't wanna even think about man" I said, looking at Felix.

"But don't worry man!" Bob said, patting me on the shoulder "if any of them try to get you.......Their balls will start throbbing and their dicks will start flying at random places.."

I scrunched my face but laughed, along with Felix.

"Bob!" I laughed.

He just smiled "what? I'm just telling the truth! Your a black belt in karate, your literally Satan when your mad and nothing can stop you man!"

I smiled, Bob sure know how to cheer us up, huh?

Felix nodded "yeah bro, we've seen you fight and damn.." he whistled as he did shaked his four fingers near his neck.

I laughed "you guys.....I am not even THAT good, am I?"

They dramatically gapsed as they put their hand on their chest.

"Um, excuse me? Mr. Mcloughin, but can you repeat that? Because I think I just went deaf from the bullshit coming out from your mouth" Bob said, causing us both to laugh.

"Okay, okay. I'll admit, my fighting is pretty good...."

But this time, Felix cut me off.

"Pretty good? Pretty? Your fighting it's fan-fucking-tastic, bitch"

I tilted my head slightly, pointing my accusing finger at him playfully.

"Ah,ah,ah Mr. Kjellberg, watch that mouth of yours, it's a no-no to curse in heaven" I said childishly.

Felix eyes widen as he scoffed, folding his arms.

"Says the person that curse 24/7 and doesn't even gives a shit who your talking too.."

I chuckled, he does have a point, huh?

"Okay,okay, fine. Be lucky that Jesus let us curse in heaven....."

They nodded, smiling.

"Man, it's great to have friends like you guys...." I blurted out.

They nodded

"Wanna hang out soon?"

"When?"

"This Saturday. Sounds cool?"

"Cool"

EXAMS. ARE. FUCKING. OVER!!!! FUCK YES!! BBBBBIIIIIAAAAAATTTTCCCHHHH!!!!

But I am about to fail my geography so badly

But you know what?

I don't give a fuck.

#fuckgeography #geographycankissmyass

So yeah, just a little rant. :)