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Jack's POV
I was walking, yes walking, not flying because I can.

I was walking back to the meeting because Jesus had finally called me.

I think back to what Xu-er, Singe had said, her words swirling in my brain.

I was so fucking confused, what do they want with me? Demons? What did I have to do with demons?

I was looking at the ground while walking, not looking ahead of me, looking at my feet instead.

As I was walking, I did not realize I was walking into a pillar until it was too late.

I slammed my head into the pillar and I said-shouted, grabbing my head as I glared at the pillar.

"Mother fuuuuuu....." I was about to curse until I saw a little kid with his mother looking at me, the kid looking at me curiously. "Uuuuddddgggee bbbbaaalllllsssss...." I trailed, looking at the kid with a nervous smile.

The kid look back at his mother and his mother looked at me, sighing with a smile as she shook her head. I smile sheepishly, feeling embarrassed.

I say goodbye to them and continue walking, my head looking at the road in front of me, but my mind wander back to what Singe said, almost knocking on another pillar but I stopped myself.

"Ohohohohoho, not this time, pillar, not this time...." I say as I looked around, people staring at me weirdly.

Great Jack, now people think you have gone insane! What a glorious sight to see!

I smiled and waved everybody off. Right now, I just feel like a fool now, honestly. I quickly walked away, not thinking about Singe's words as I scurried to the meeting place, reaching there and once again slammed the door opened, creating a loud bam.

I shut the doors and sat beside Jesus, who was looking at me with an eyebrow raised.

"What happened, Jack?"

"I don't think you wanna know but long story short, I ran into a pillar, which cause the bump in my head, almost curse in front of a kid, then almost ran into another pillar, scolded the pillar and now people think I'm insane now." I quickly explained, looking at Jesus.

He blinked and nodded "oookay.....well Jack.....while you were on your amazing adventure..... Lucifer and I have decided that Mark should get to know you better, you are once again going out, but with Mark..." He s said.

I looked at him wide eyes, he can't be serious! I could feel that he didn't want this and was forced to, but I am not hearing shit clear right now....am I?

I looked at him with wide eyes, staring at him, he looked at me and sighed.

"Jack, I know this is a lot to handle but you have to get to know Mark better, we will be meeting for 2 months straight and you don't expect yourself to just sit there like an idiot, do you?"

I opened my mouth to protest but nothing came out. Eventually, I closed my mouth and looked down, sighing.

"Fine......" I said finally.

I felt a hand on my shoulder as I looked up to Jesus, who was smiling painfully at me "don't worry, Jack.....I have a feeling you and Mark will be best friends"

"Be careful, Jack.....don't get tricked, keep your guard up no matter what,got it?" I suddenly heard Jesus in my mind as I nodded my head, standing up as I looked at Mark, who was standing up and bowing 90° to lucifer, before following me.

I gulped, looking at him. He looks scary, and I could obviously tell he work out. I look like a stick standing beside him. He was just a few centimeters taller then me, but he sure as fuck is imitating.

I looked back at Jesus and resist the urge to point my holy finger at him for dragging me into this situation and not giving me holy water.

I both Mark and Lucifer was talking and looking at each other, I glanced at Jesus, who was looking at me. I took my second finger and dragged it along my neck, not before pointing the middle finger and quickly going out.

I know I'd be screwed by Jesus after this, but I don't really care, I leaned at the pillar that was outside the doors and waited for Mark.

Mark's POV
I was smirking. When I was talking to master, I saw Jack actions and smirked, master saw it too and looked at me, grinning as he looked at me, nodding. I nodded and walked out.

Now, well you see. Master had forced Jesus to have Jack hanged out with me, and it wasn't easy, but he succeed and it was time to put plan B into action.

I was now walking in the park with Jack, people seeing us and running away, even Jack looks like he just want to go home and stay far far away from me.

Well, not for long.

I wrapped my arm around his neck and pulled him close. He yelped and jumped a little, looking at me.

"M-merk.......what are ye doin?" He stutter, accent going stronger

I smirked down at him, making him shiver "well, both of our master wants us to hang out.....so we're hanging out...aren't we?"

Jack looked ahead of him and slowly nodded, and I could feel him shiver a little.

"Hey, am I that scary?"

He stiffed, wearily looking at me. "Whell......" He started "ye're not, it's just ye're a little......"

"Imitating?"

He nodded as he looked away, gulping. I lightly smirked, feeling his fear radiating from him is just wonderful.

Jack's POV
Oh mother of lord, please kill me now, I know I'm dead but please kill me again.

Right now, I just want to slipped out of Mark's hand and go to my ma, who is at home by the way. But I'm afraid of telling Mark that.

But you know what,Jack? You need to stop being a pussy and man up.

Okay, here goes nothing, Jack. If he fuck you up know that it's not your fault for trying.

"Um.....Merk?" I asked, looking at him. He hummed and looked down at me. Screw me and my midget size.

"C-can you let go of me? I-i'm feeling a little uncomfortable looking like that....."

He looked at me and something flashed in his eyes "sure, why not?" He said as he let go of me and I rubbed the back of my neck.

"Thanks......" I say, wearily looking at him as I smiled.

"No problem, Jack...." He started "so Jack, any.......Interesting place in heaven?"

I looked at him, confused. Wot?

Mark chuckled a little "well, In consider a visitor aren't I? And your my tour guide so please Mr. McLoughlin, take me to the interesting places in heaven." He bowed.

I laughed a little as I bowed back "Alright, Mr. Fischbach, right this way, sir." I said as I turned to my heels and started walking to the interesting place that I know in heaven.

Well, basically, I know all the interesting places in heaven. But , considering his a demon. He might like something else.

I heard him chuckled as he followed me, and off we go.

Halfway through the trip, he walked up to me, and I turned my head to him, eyebrow raised.

"Yes, merk? You need some help?"

He looked at me and chuckled, raising his brow

"My name is Mark, not merk."

I looked at him, offended "oh, I'm sorry mark" I said, dragging his name "please excuse my accent and religion."

Mark chuckled as he looked at me, amused "hey, calm down there, Jack. I was only joking, no need to get offended.

I huffed as I looked at him, pouting "well, your asian" I said, folding my arms.

He chuckled, looking at me "I'm quite aware of that, and also I'm only half asian"

I looked at him, raising an eyebrow "oh?"

He smiled as he looked at me "I'm half Korean and half German."

I nodded my head in understanding, turning back to the road ahead of me.

"So, mark..." I said, saying his name right, "....what do you like the most?"

Mark looked at me "well....other than doing my job and all, I adore space the most..."

My face lit up as I bounced lightly on my feet "while isn't that a coincidence?"

He raised an eyebrow "you like space too?"

I shook my head "no, not really. But recently, Jesus had build a new place on heaven and it's about space! I always wanted to go there but because of work, I never really had the chance to go there."

Mark's face lit up as he smiled. "Why, let's go then!"

I nodded as we fly there, the both of us excited......well, mark is more excited than I am obviously.

Time skip because I can~

We reached​ the place, and mark's eye was full with wonder.

There were many people at the place, but everyone that saw mark ran away, leaving an empty road ahead of us.

I nervously trailed behind him, biting my lip as I twirled my fingers and shrinking myself. Trying to make myself as small as possible.

The other angels were looking at me with wide eyes, not believing that the world most kind-hearted and respectful angel is following a demon like Mark.

I took my halo down and started playing with it, avoid eye contact with the other angels.

Right now, I just want to go back to my duties and visit Billy. Who knows how his doing now.

Suddenly, I heard laughter booming from behind us, I turned around and frowned. Five men were behind us, laughing while playfully pushing each other.

I frowned, I know them. They call themselves the 'tough guys'. But honestly, they are just 5 little frat boys.

Now if you don't know what frat boy is, let me explain it to you.

Frat boys are play boys, play boys are boys acting tough and cool when they are actually a bunch of pussies.

I hate these kind of guys, they are the worst.

And their leader,the middle one, is a fucking disgrace.

His name is Daniel, but goes the nickname Keemstar. Fuck that dude.

(Okay, if your a fan of Keemstar, I'm sorry....And also, I have never seen any Keemstar videos. I just heard he is an asshole and decided to add him into the story......So forgive me if it is not his personality)

I scowled and pinched the bridge of my nose, heavily sighing and looking at the ground, closing my eyes.

I put my halo back up on my head, scowling. I looked at Mark as he looked at me back, an eyebrow raised.

"Mark, let's go somewhere else, I don't want to deal with them right now."

I could tell that he wanted to ask why when I heard a familiar voice that I despise

"Hey, Jack! How you doing?"

I groaned, I seriously have no time for their weak ass bullshit.

Keemstar walked over to me and drapped an arm over me, which I harshly shove his arms away.

"What do you want, Keemstar?" I spat his name with venom.

"Oh, nothing really, Jack. I just wanted to see if your still up for that offer."

I looked at him and scrunched up my face in disgust. He's taller than me, which was his advantage. But he is a pussy, and that's MY advantage.

Now, you must be as curious as to know what his offer is..... Well, let me tell you. It's a bullshit offer.

That offer is pretty much the same as Singe when she was a bitch.

No, not manipulate me into dating him. That's just straight up fucked up.

The deal was I join him and his pussy gang, and gain that title.

Well, they, can go fuck themselves.

I looked at them and scowled. "No Keem, for like the freaking thousand time, no."

Keem lightly smirked, attempting to drapped his arm around me but I dodged away, warning him to not touch me.

"Oh, come on man, your mind not changing?"

I groaned as I looked at him, scowling "No. Never in a million years. Now. Please. For the love of balls. Fuck. Off. I. Have important things to do" I said, so done with this bullshit.

His face went from a smirk to a frown as he looked at me, scowling. Without warning, he pushed me and pinned me to the wall.

"You have made my thread thin , Jack. I gave you at least one month to chance your mind and your sttttttiiiiiiillllll so stubborn." He said, looking at me. "Well, it looks like we just have to do this, the hard way."

I looked at him, who does this fucker think he is? Does he know that I have had karate my entire life? Well, he apparently not.

I looked at him and smirked, using my leg to knock his as his legs spread. I then took one of his arm and spun us around.

I leaned into his ears and whisper dangerously "you have mess with the wrong person, fucker"

I pushed him to the wall and his head hit the wall, and him crying out in pain.

Pathetic.

I felt something small hit my head as I turned around and looked down, a small rock was there and I looked at who threw it, scowling.

Keem's bunch of pussies was standing there, rocks in their hands as they looked at me with an angry look.

I smirked lightly as I slowly walked to them, making myself as imitating as possible.

I stood in front of them and they looked at me. Their legs are obviously shaking and one of their pants are wet.

I looked back at them, pointing my finger to an unconscious Keem. "Take your boss and get the fuck out of here. And don't ever let me see your faces ever again"

The one that was in the middle took a step to me, pointing an accusing finger at me.

"You don't order us" he said, trying to sound brave but obviously failing "you may be the most respectful angel in heaven, but that doesn't mean we have to listen to you."

I looked at them, amused "hey, I'm just trying to save you from having to walk out of here with a sore ass"

They looked at me and droppped the rocks they were holding, putting their fist out, ready for a fight.

"You all want to have a sore ass?"

"We won't go down without a fight..."

I grinned at them, oh, I love me some fight.

I cracked my knuckles and my neck, looking at them as I motioned them to come.

They looked at each other and hesitated, the middle one came at me first, doing a battle cry as he charged, his fist already out.

When he was near enough, I slightly stepped aside and put my leg out. He tripped and I grabbed his arm, and flipped him towards Keemstar, landing on him perfectly.

I turned back to the three, and they looked at each other nervously, before all three of them came charging towards me. Doing a battle cry.

I dodged all of them and went behind one of them, kicking his back as he toppled down to the ground, groaning.

I then carried him and threw him to the Keemstar pile, turning and focusing on the two.

I quickly sprint to one of them and grabbed his hand, lifting him up and spinning him, causing him to kick the other guy.

Then, I threw the one I was carrying to the Keemstar pile and the other one too.

I swiped my hands together, creating clapping sounds as I sighed, satisfied.

I looked at the other angels who had been watching the scene, wide eyes.

"Nothing to see here, people. Go back to what your doing and enjoy the exhibition." I exclaimed happily as people started walking and acting like nothing had happened.

I looked to the side and saw mark looking at me, amused.

I chuckled as I went to Mark, standing in front of him, smiling.

"You know how to fight?"

I nodded "yeah.....I've actually am a black belt when I was still alive."

Mark nodded in understanding as he clapped his hands together.

"Okay now that's settle. Would you like to continue the tour?"

I nodded "let's go"