What IF, four weeks into the war, Richard Mann was sent to Hypori instead of Muunilist? Enjoy :D.

—(Unusual Troubles: A Separatist Commander)—

"/General Kenobi! General Kenobi!/" The Hologram of the Jedi on Obi-wan's wrist exclaimed as he deflected blaster bolts away and dodged what seemed to be bullets.

"Yes, Master Barek?" Obi-wan Kenobi asks. 

"/We need immediate evac from planet Hypori!/" Master Barek exclaimed as he blocked or deflected the incoming blaster bolts while avoiding slug rounds, "/Our forces are totally destroyed! Only a few of us left!/" The hologram image of the Jedi is seen running and before continuing, "/New Droid General—/"

"/It's Commander! I wasn't promoted yet./" A voice said off-screen.

"/Oh, right, thank you!/" The Jedi nodded thanks to the voice off-screen, "/As I said, the New Droid Commander! He's unstoppable! Can't hold— wait a minute./"

That is when the Jedi did a double take on who corrected him.

"/Hello./"

Then, the comms cut off, which alarmed Obi-wan and Anakin.

"Master Barek! Come in!" Obi-wan shouted.

—Hypori—

Master Barek limps as his holo-disk falls from his hand with the holographic image of Obi-wan Kenobi.

"/Master Barek! Come in-/" A boot smashes the holo-disk to pieces.

"Hippie, get a job!"

The Battle of Hypori has reached its peak as the droids surround the remnants of the Republic Forces. But the droid army attacking the wreckage looks different. Very different.

Amongst the sea of B2-Super Battle Droids, there are many with red armbands that are holding mini-guns of different types. Some fired lasers while others fired bullets, all the while letting out cheers of glee while firing said weapons.

"Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!"

"Who send all these babies to fight!?"

"Weeeeeeeeh! Waaaaaaaahh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!"

The Droids continued to converge on the downed Acclamator, firing weapons on all sides while the B2-Super Battle Droids could be heard letting out more cries of anger and glee, which seemed to unnerve the droids walking alongside them. Alongside them are B1-Battle Droids with red armbands, helmets that cover half of their vision, and rocket launchers, all shouting out as well.

"This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!"

"You are all weak! You are all bleeders!"

"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"

Alongside those rocket-shooting maniacs that seem to have the other B2-Super Battle Droids steer clear of are B1-Battle Droids with the same red arm brand, hardhats, construction goggles, and wrench setting up dispensers for droids to replenish their ammo or energy.

"That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!"

"Yeah!"

Nearby B2-Super Battle Droids stopped to head to the dispensers to have their ammo and power recharge, giving their thanks to the odd droids before continuing with the assault.

The firing continued until someone raised his hand in a halt motion. In response, the droids stopped firing. B2-Super Battle Droids locked their blaster arms upward; odd B2-Super Battle Droids just stopped revving their mini-gun, B1-Battle Droids with rocket launchers stood in attention, B1-Battle Droids with hard hats merely laid back, with some setting up a Relaxo-Rancho (much to bewilderment and envy of the Regular Battle Droids).

The man placed his hand down as he gazed up at the wreckage of the acclamator.

Within the wreckage, Mundi peeks over his cover and mutters, "...why did they stop?"

"Master?" Another voice says.

"Go, go!" Mundi urged before running off with the other Jedi survivors.

Eventually, he enters the wreckage with other Jedi survivors, their morals low as ever from their sudden digest and attack from the droids.

"He's unstoppable... he and his droids... are unstoppable." K'Kruhk, the furry-looking fellow, gasped out tiredly on his knee.

"Never have we ever been outmaneuvered by droids..." Shaak Ti, a Twi'lek Jedi, laments, "...his strategy is without flaw..."

"This is the end..." the Jedi in the farthest part of the room, Sha'a Gi, lamented hopelessly, "We're all doomed."

"Our predicament is dire, but do not despair! Focus! We are Jedi!" The Mundi rallied.

The Jedi Master's words have boosted the resolve of his Jedi kin. K'Kruhk grunted at him with a nod while Shaak Ti gave him a small smile despite this dire time for the group of Jedi.

...well.

"Dear other team!"

The Jedi were startled by the sudden voice that echoed through the wreckage. They all quickly ran and got into position in various parts of the room. They all look through the gaps of the wreckage as they listen to the defeated man. His voice echoes the wreckage.

"...please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! You can have it back next game!"

...

...

...

...what?

"Ah!" The group turned to one of their members, who reached into his ass and, to their disbelief, actually pulled out a fucking boot.

"...So, that's why my butt was aching." Sha'a Gi winced at the pain as he held the boot in his hand before throwing it aside.

Well, that took away the tension of the air in the room.

"Anyways!" Tension returned with the Jedi back on guard, "You Jedi Republic Maggots are surrounded! Your republic copy-paste armies decimated! Make peace with whatever god or deity you believe in, for this is your final hour! Let be known that I, Commander Richard Mann, have introduced you to the Confederacy of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!"

The threat got the Jedi tensed, yet the way he executed it made it sound comical as it sounds. But from their predicament alone, they know that appearances can be deceiving.

"But I will not traditionally kill you like all those you faced..." the voice of their enemy stated, "No... I'll kill you..."

...

...

...

"...WITH STYLE!"

"....What?" Aayla muttered confusedly a moment after, which was shared amongst her group.

"And be ready! For it's an absolute territory!" The voice ends as they await the enemy coming to them.

Mundi and the other Jedi stood ready, and on guard, they heard... wait, is that music?

[Play the Music: Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (FULL Cover/Shitpost)]

{Instrumental}

The music started quiet but eventually picked up the rhythm with a guitar riff, and they could hear it from a distance, but it slowly got louder and louder as if indicating their unseen enemy approaching them.

She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

"Pardon?" Aayla blushed at the lyrics' Implication, and so did Shaak Ti; any tension they felt left them, but they kept their guard up.

"...excuse me, what did it say?" Shaak Ti blushed as well.

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

"...he's coming alone..." Mundi takes a moment after trying to take the situation seriously but is only dumbfounded by what he's hearing and the choice of music by their enemy.

"What music is this?" Shaak Ti muttered, still blushing profusely from the lyrics.

Who knew that the enemy who defeated was using such... suggestive music while planning on killing them?

With style, apparently.

"Do you think we can face him?" Sha'a Gi questioned as the music played around them and got closer.

"He doesn't have those droids with him..." Mundi said, determined, "We have a chance!"

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

"He's close, but where!?" The other Jedi exclaimed.

"It's all around us!" Sha'a Gi added, looking everywhere as the music played, admittedly frightened.

"Calm yourself..." Mundi said calmly despite the music, looking at the entrance.

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

As the group gets together, with the music getting closer, they hear more, but they don't know where their enemy is. Unless...

They hear something above that it's too late. They look up, and they see... the Commander above them. And he falls into a T-Pose Position before getting in position with his fist reared.

"Lookout-"

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

The enemy fell from the ceiling and pummeled Sha'a Gi with a punch, crushing him and sending shockwaves. The Jedi around jumped back from the enemy, who revealed himself to them. He lifted his fist from Sha'a Gi's corpse and gave them a maniac grin.

The Jedi recomposed themselves and quickly got to their footing, slashing their lightsabers at him, but to their shock, the odd Commander managed to dodge and weave through all five lightsabers and swung at him.

"You're going down, you Sputnik!"

The Commander then pulled out a rocket launcher, aimed at his feet, and pulled the trigger! The Jedi were pushed back, but to their shock, the odd CIS commander was sent flying into the air via explosion and landed on the side of the wall before using his rocket launcher to jump from the wall and crash between the Jedi group.

The shockwave of the crash pushed everyone back sans the Furry Tusk-looking lad, who held his ground. He began fighting the Commander again, who merely dodged his incoming attack sent to the stomach that gasped all the air from the Jedi, who couldn't react to such an attack before enemy ended him with a neck snap as he fell limp.

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute
Territory

Shaak Ti looked shocked at the death of her fellow and used the force to send debris at the Commander, but he stood there in an A Pose and took the brunt of it as pieces of scraps bounced off him, not fazing him one bit.

The other Jedi took this opportunity to come in and slash at the enemy but was startled when he was grabbed by the face and slammed to the ground.

"I have had it with these motherfucking Jedi on this motherfucking planet!" The enemy stated load. The commander looked up in time to see Aayla charge at him, but he quickly dispatched her with just a face grab and before he threw both of them on the other side of the room before summoning his rocket launcher and fired a well-placed crit-rocket that killed both of the Jedi. Now it's just him and the two other Jedi in the room.

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

They fought hard, as expected from the two Jedi Masters. Still, the enemy was faster and able to dodge their strikes before he blindsided one of them when he pulled a fucking shovel and smashed it to the face of the dickhead looking Jedi, sending Mundi flying and crashing onto some debris.

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

Now it's just Shaak Ti and the enemy; the former was shocked to see her fellow Jedi easily and was pushed back with a shovel of all things. The latter is now in an A Pose and slides towards her. Shaak Ti broke out of shock and slashed her lightsaber at him, but the enemy...

...he merely grabs her and throws her aside like a sack of potatoes before pulling out a Stick-Grenade Launcher and firing some Sticky-Grenades on her body. Just as she lands, the bombs detonate, killing her. Mundi saw what happened after he recovered.

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah, I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

"No! Shaak Ti!" Mundi laments before reaching out to the force to grab his lightsaber while the odd enemy, in an A Pose, slowly turns at him menacingly.

They're in a tense standoff, slowly and indeed, as the music picks up... the enemy pulls out a lightsaber hilt and ignites it...

And the blade takes the form of a... shovel...

Ki Mundi stared dumbfounded but recomposed himself as his mind is on vengeance. The music picks up, and then... they clash!

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine

Their fight is a dance of death as the Jedi and CIS Commander parried and slashed blades and shovels at each other—the Jedi Master with his lightsaber, the Droid Commander with his light shovel. Mundi shows visible frustration trying to break through the CIS Commander's defenses, and it's infuriating that this man, who seems to have some odd abilities of sorts, can push him back to his limit. Even with his force, precognition isn't able to keep up with the man who killed his fellow Jedi with ease.

What kind of man he's facing? And who's playing that music?!

He couldn't think of it when the enemy commander locked blades with him. Then he pulled out his rocket launcher and aimed it downwards. Ki Mundi's eyes widened, and he wasn't to reach in time when the enemy pulled the trigger. The goes boom, and they explode. The resulting explosion knocks the Jedi back and disorients him.

It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute
Territory

As Mundi tries to recover, he is bashed on the head by a shovel when the Odd Commander lands on him after being launched into the air by the explosion; in short, he got Market Gardened.

The Commander stood over the defeated Jedi with a satisfied smirk. He looks over his works and is very content with what he has done.

"Hahahah! All gave some! They gave me a lot! We didn't give an inch!"

Commander Mann boasted before he did a Kazotsky Kick over Mundi's corpse.

"Medals for everyone!"

Speaking of which... what happened to the clones that were supposed to save them?

—Outside the wreckage—

"Heavy is credit to conga line!" A B2 Heavy Droid liltingly stated as he danced with other droids following him.

"Conga, conga, conga!"

"Conga, Maggots!"

An LAAT had crashed, not too far from the acclamator wreckage, with ARC Trooper bodies piled up, Commander Fordo amongst them. All of Muunilist 10 are dead, some are riddled with bullets while others were blown to bits. The moment they tried to enter Hypori, they were under the assumption the droid army would be unaware of their arrival! Oh, but buddy Richard Mann has that covered!

To recap, the LAAT hurried to Hypori with an ARC Trooper team, flying at low altitude to avoid detection. But what they didn't account for were the many Sentry Guns set up by the B1-Engineers and B2-Heavy Droids, B1-Soldier Droids with Direct hits, aiming their weapons at the direction where the rescue team would be coming from per the orders by Richard.

When they entered, what followed was very anti-climatic, like very, very anti-climatic, like Indiana Jones Gun vs Sword Duel Anti-Climatic.

The cluster of rockets tore through the LAAT's wings, and high-caliber bullets and blaster rounds of the sentries and miniguns shot at the cockpits, killing the pilots. When the LAAT crashed in the middle of the droid army, Fordo and some of his clones survived the crash... not so much with the TF-Droids that have their guns aimed at them before they even have a chance to recuperate.

When Fordo and his team finally recovered and got out of the LAAT, they were riddled with bullets and explosions, thus killing them. And this ends Commander Fordo and the ARC Trooper team...

And now, those said dead clones and wreckage of the LAAT are surrounded by groups of B2 Super Battle Droids and B1-Battle Droids who are currently doing a conga dance around them while the Homing Spider Droid and other droids just watched or either joined. How a homing spider droid does the conga on despite being a massive droid vehicle is up to your imagination, and believe me, it gets weird!

Well, that ends this what-if.

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End of this What IF.

I've made this What IF before I finished Chapter 6, and I have fun doing this! And yes, it was because I was watching POOTIS ENGAGE and Pootis Engage // EXTREME, as well as many POOTIS Status memes so I decided to make this! Enjoy! Now excuse me.

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