Meet Ulysses
• He Rich man
• Oyster Crackers and cuddles
• Play boy? Yes please
• He has nice hair just sayin
• has a whole photo album of professionally taken nudes
- he has one for every occasion
• He's a dancing q u e e n
• -you have unlocked: angsty backstory.-
• spends his nights reading wiki how's on how to father and getting drunk
• Three kids, most of them hate him
• Everyone hates him and he loves it
• Arrogant rich boi
• "So you really are The Ulysses Fredrick? Like single bachelor rich man Ulysses Frederick?"
"Yep, that's me, let me guess, you recognized my face, voice, and charming personality?"
"No, you're wearing a name tag, at Walmart buying all our oyster crackers, along with a magazine with your face on it with that exact headline."
• He may be married but haha he still flirty flirts