Ulysses: *loud, exaggerated, makes Shakespeare jealous sigh* okay I want everyone to look at Analise right now

Analise: *is eating a sandwich* hm?

Ulysses: Now that... that my dearest friends and (very good) acquaintances, is a champion. A premiere. Top notch. Virtuoso. A Model Citizen, that could actually be a model. A winner. A superstar. Hot stuff. You would all do very well to just breath in her direction, or maybe convince her to write a book just so you all can try and be as great as Analise here. Analise Havvatten *blows a kiss*
This ones for you babe

Analise: remind me why I married this man....