After the other days  "incident when I totally didn't accidentally attack Scar with a fallen tree branch...." I had agreed to glitter bomb Cub for Scar in exchange for him agreeing to not tell Tango what happened.

I had decided to put a little extra "care" into this one. With that being said I would need some honey... the only problem with that I don't really know where to get honey other than Xisuma's shop and until this point I haven't realized the struggle that would ensue with out having some diamonds... now the question is how do I get diamonds without injuring my self, as seeing with half the amount of vision tends to cause some accidents.
I just decided to go mining... Yep this is gonna take a while.... I lived in the middle of no where alone for two weeks before I got to Hermitcraft, I went mining then. I would need some tools such as oh i don't know pickaxes and torches... I know that to mine diamond you need at least an iron pickaxe.

Time skip (brought to you by, Grian's first encounter with Etho)

Soo after mining for a bit I had enough diamonds for some honey.... yeah I'm gonna convert my shop to charge diamonds as I should of from the beginning....

I stopped at The Sparkly Duckling to pick up the glitter I need and to also change the prices to diamonds varying on the level.

Finally everything was taken care of and I could head over to Cub's pyramid to get on with the glitter bomb. I had two main plans for this one

I got there and started pouring a thin layer of honey on the door. My plan was to cover the door in not just any glitter... oh no I was going to let him keep his pixel art of his face I was just making it sparkly. For when honey dries it is still sticky it just won't run when it's as thin as I poured it.

While I let the honey dry enough, I took a potion of invisibility and got to work on the main glitter fiasco. My plan for this was to use a bunch of colors to make a large 2D pixel art of Scar's face + a heart + Cubs face, as I found out that they were together when I made the cinnamon rolls. I thought this would be a nice touch :). But it couldn't be seen from the floor you needed to fly up to see it.

This didn't take me long as it was just pouring and smearing glitter on the floor.
I finished glitterifying the door and added a sign to the pixel art saying "look from above and you'll get your answer"

This was another job well done, and I felt quite accomplished as I was leaving I decided to just pour some glitter as a path way to the door and pixel art inside. Best part was that this whole thing took me like 10 minutes, and Cub was busy at the Hermiton Herald.

I headed over to Scar's village to let him know that I glitter bombed him.

After doing that I headed back to Tango's as it had been getting close to sunset.
Once I arrived I realized that I was covered head to toe in glitter... this is gonna be difficult to explain.
"Hey SB how was...- better question what is that all over you?" Tango asked confused.
I decided I was gonna lie horribly...
"Sugar... I was helping Grian bake cookies and the sugar exploded..." I said as licked some off my hand to show him.... yep another bad move on my part...
"Sugar? I didn't know sugar came in rainbow?"
*i coughed from licking the glitter and a bunch of glitter sprayed out*
"Weird? Must have been a trick of the light."
Then our communicator went off.
<Cubfan135> nice glitter art... of Scar and I... thanks
<XisumaVoid> glitter?
<TangoTek> could you describe this glitter please?

I started internally screaming... this wasn't good.
<Cubfan135> it's glitter what more can I do explain it...
<GoodTimesWithScar> I had nothing to do with it though;)
<SharkBait> ...
I mentally sighed relived that Cub was staying quiet with out having to ask...
"So SB, do you know anything about these glitter pranks?"
"nope I don't know anything..."
He gave me a look of I know lying...
"Really? Soooo you really don't know anything about these glitter pranks... when your covered in glitter?"
"I don't know what your talking about this is sugar I told you I was with Grian baking cookies." I said obviously lying.
"Okay then." He said obviously knowing I was lying, but he didn't ask anymore questions so that was a relief.

About 800 words.
_______________________________
I feel like at this point in this AU that SB is just Grian part 2.

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Best regards,
SharkBait.