SB's POV:

I couldn't help but be curious as to what Tango was building inside of the Doofinshmirtz Evil incorporated building.
Eventually he flew off and then came back, I just assumed he was getting more materials.

I decided it would just be best to not question his actions and just go and do my own thing.

Time Skip (brought to you by, evil plans)

After a while what ever Tango was doing got moved to the roof of the building. It looked like some sort of laser beam.

Next thing I know Tango flies about a hundred, just past the water tower.

And then there was a laser beam going right for Tango. But it hit a chicken.........

I was more concerned that the chicken was ok.

So I flew down to check it.

The chicken had a mustache.

"What the f—— heck!?" I realized I was about to swear.
But I burst out laughing!

"This chicken has a mustache!"

"Darn chicken getting in the way..."

"What do you mean? This is amazing a chicken has a mustache Tango."

"Well before you got here, Mumbo sold his mustache, I bought it. Because it's mumbos mustache. But quite literally the day you arrived, I had to give it back to him. So I built this mustacheificator to get back the mustache...."

"So you were gonna shoot yourself with a giant laser that gives mustaches?"

"Yep!"

"Ok Tango, normally you're the one talking sense into me.... but when would this ever be a good idea?"

"This will always be a good idea. At least we know it works!

"Nope leave me out of this. I don't want to be hit by a laser...."
"I'm taking the chicken with me."

"Ok."

I'm not sure weather i should be concerned and tell Impulse, or if I should just leave it be.

As I flew away there was another laser beam, but this time it was followed by an audible "Oh no"

Well that can't be good, I put the mustached chicken somewhere safe before seeing what happened.

Well for one I couldn't see any visible damage, but Tango seemed panicked.

"Uhhh what happened?"

"The laser hit the anvil.... and got re directed to the map district..."
"Look at False's poster...."

I looked at her poster and.... False had a mustache.

"Well this cant be good."

"Yeah no kidding."

"RIP."
"She's gonna be upset about this." I said laughing

"Yeah."

"Well it your funeral"
"This is why we don't Play with mustache lasers and other things that could potentially go wrong." I said sarcastically.

"Your one to talk..."

"Yes but I didn't give False a mustache...."

"Don't rub it in..."

I decided to just leave it be and stay away from that machine....

About 500 words.
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