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SB: sooo I've been thinking
Joe, Tango, Doc: a horrifying past time really.
SB: well yeah, but I was actually thinking about baking brownies...

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SB: I'm the kind of person who thinks things through.
Tango: I watched you eat a marshmallow that was on fire...

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*If SB's siblings ever found her*

Siblings: we typed freak into our GPS and it brought us here.
SB: what are you doing here
Siblings: well vroom vroom bitch

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SB: have you ever been arrested?
Doc: noooooooo
Xisuma: he has.
SB: .....

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Tango: what are you doing?
SB trying to start a mafia: nothing important
Etho: *nods*

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SB: I could never hurt a fly
Scar: you hit me with a tree branch
SB: I said a fly not a person, I don't like bugs I have someone else harm the flys 😤

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SB: *drops cookie*
SB: *grabs another cookie*
SB: *drops second cookie*
SB: *crys*

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SB: *stuck on ceiling fan* Tangoooo we may or may not have a problem......
Tango rushing into room: what's wrong...... wth
Tango: *takes picture* *laughing*
SB: please help I don't know how this happened

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SB to Tango: you are my daaaaaaaad, you're my DAD! Boogie woogie woogie

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TFC: *finds SB*
TFC: oh it's a child
SB: excuse me I'm a creature of darkness
TFC: kid you don't look scarier than a kitten.

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Joe: and what do we say when we think about this
SB: I yeet these heathens and eat cookies
Joe: ........ no

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SB: *finding tnt*
Tango: SB! No explosives
SB: *angry gremlin noises*

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SB: it's very muggy outside.
Tango: I swear if you put all the mugs outside
SB: *sips lemonade from a bowl*

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