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Any hermit: so when exactly did you loose your mind?
Tango: hmmm about three months ago
Tango: I woke up one morning and a child adopted me
Tango: a very chaotic child

*Alternate*

Tango: so when exactly did you loose your mind?
SB: never had it to begin with
SB: *finger guns*

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SB: I don't need a torch to burn things down.
SB: I just need these two hands and no responsible supervision.

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Xisuma: are you talking to yourself again Tango?
Tango: yes, it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.

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Tango: I just think we should all relax.
SB & Zedaph: you do realize who your talking to right?

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Hels: *points at SB* get that thing away from me!
Ex: she's harmless Hels, what has she possibly done to you.
Hels: she's caused me pain Ex. Lots of pain. She is TOO chaotic and should not be trusted.
Ex:..... no more caffeine for you.

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SB: I made you a nice hot cup of coffee:)
Tango: it's cold
SB: nice cup of coffee
Tango: it's horrible
SB: cup of coffee
Tango: I'm not even sure if it is coffee
SB: cup
Tango: it's a bowl

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Grian: I dare you to-
Tango: she isn't allowed to accept dares
SB: apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Xisuma: how did none of you not hear anything I just said.
Zedaph: I've been zoned out for the last two and half hours
Grian: I got distracted halfway through
SB: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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SB: jails not fun.
Any hermit: Wait you've been to jail?
SB: once in monopoly

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Tango: be careful
SB: aren't i always?
Tango: no, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless'

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Zedaph: take your helmet off in space. You won't do it.
Scar: you can buy a hundred ladybugs off of Amazon for $5. What a time to be alive.
SB: I ate 20 pieces of pineapple and now soda tastes like battery acid.
Tango: I'm trying so hard to decode this entire conversation.

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Hels: *opens his front door, SB is standing there.
SB: I'm here to check your vibe
SB: *hits Hels on the head with a baseball bat*

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Wels to Tango: Just ignore her. She'll burn herself out eventually.
SB: that's what you think. I'm an eternal flame.

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SB: *sticks one of those small toothpick umbrellas in jevin*
Jevin:
SB: garnish

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Grian: *plays the trombone*
SB: *slams oven door repeatedly*

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Grian: how many licks do you think it would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
SB: 378
Tango: did you-
SB: it took 4 hours, and my tongue bled a concerning amount. But it was worth it.
Tango: was it though?

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Stress:*shouting for all hermits to hear* it's give SB a hug a time!
SB: NO
SB: *runs and hides*

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