Hermit challenges?
I was wandering the shopping district, a little bored. When Mumbo, Grian, and Iskall approached me.
They didn't say anything, they just handed me a sapling with a piece of paper around the stem with some coordinates...
Then they walked away.
I thought about it for a moment before deciding to go to the coordinates. Yeah probably not a smart decision on my end.
I arrived in the middle of the jungle at what appeared to be some sort of temple...
No one was there, so I looked around.
Tango's POV:
I was working on the next addition of Toon Tower's, when I got a sense that something wasn't right...
SB's POV:
As I was looking around Iskall flew down from the top of a tree, startling me.
"What is going on?" I asked a bit confused.
"No time to explain." He said
"..."
"Here eat this cookie." He said whilst handing me a cookie.
"Uhhh why? It's not poisoned right?"
"No it's not poisoned, I can't tell you why yet, but just eat the cookie."
"I don't think I should eat the cookie, if you can't tell why I should eat the cookie."
"..."
"Kidding, it's a free cookie! Of course I'm gonna eat the cookie, it's a cookie"
"..."
I ate the cookie like an idiot.
"Ok now ring the bell"
I rang the bell.
"Now set fire the that piece of wood over their"
"Uhhhh why are you having me do this stuff..."
I very very hesitantly set fire to the wood.
Tango's POV:
That feeling that something was wrong kept growing so I decided to message SB. Because it felt as if she was in trouble, as dumb as that sounds.
<TangoTek> SB is everything all right?
<SharkBait> yea. I'm with Mumbo, Grian, and Iskall at this strange temple thing in the jungle.
<TangoTek> ...
That was concerning, so I decided to fly over to the jungle that I presumed they were in. Knowing those three they were probably inviting her to a cult.
SB's POV:
After setting fire to the wood, Grian and Mumbo swooped down from the same tree as Iskall...
And the three all shouted.
"HERMIT CHALLENGES INITIATION!"
"...." I was confused.
"What is this, what is going on I'm confused."
"Hermit challenges!"
"What is it though? Is it some sort of club?"
I heard rockets in the distance.
Tango's POV:
I was flying over the jungle looking for some sort of temple thing. After a few minutes I saw what I'm presuming was the temple thing SB was talking about.
As I got closer I confirmed my suspicions, after seeing Mumbo, Iskall, Grian, and SB.
So I decided to land.
SB's POV:
I looked over to where I heard the rockets coming from, and saw Tango.
He landed, by us making me all the more confused.
"What is going on?" I asked extremely confused.
"We told you, Hermit challenges." Grian said happily.
"Please tell me you didn't just invite her into a cult?" Tango asked just as confused.
"Hermit challenges isn't a cult, it's just all fun and games." Iskall spoke.
"So then what is it?" Tango and I asked.
"It's where hermits can challenge each other for fun." Mumbo said excitedly.
"Sooo it's a cult." Tango spoke unamused.
I'm interested now, cults can be fun unless they go to far.
"She already ate the sacred cookie, rang the bell and set fire to the wood. She completed the initiation process." Grian spoke.
"Yeah with out really know what was going on I just went with it."
"She ate the cookie there for there's no going back now." Iskall said.
"Why would you eat the cookie?"
"Hey who am I to turn down a free cookie. That and I didn't really think before doing so..."
Tango face palmed, showing obvious disapproval.
"Oh come on Tango, I'm sure they don't mean any harm, I'm sure it's fine. Cults can be fun. Plus you heard iskall I already ate the cookie." I said in my happy sarcastic tone.
Tango started making what sounding like a combination of confused grunts, disappointed sighs, and muttering something incoherent.
"Uhhh Tango are you ok?" Iskall asked.
"Yep, I'm fine. Everything's fine. Just ya know you brought a 15 year old into a cult. And she's completely fine with it." He squeaked under his breath with obvious disappointment.
I laughed at his disapproval.
"What's funny is that I don't think anything could be as bad as what it was like where I'm from." I said smiling.
"Tango don't worry too much about it, the four of us make 2 complete brain cells." Grian added.
"Excuse me I have at least 3 brain cells!" I said sarcastically.
"And sorry Grian but you don't even have half a brain cell." Tango said under his breath.
"Well that's unfortunate." Grian responded.
"Your face is unfortunate." I said now smirking
"Oh come on that was uncalled for." Iskall laughed.
"Your face is uncalled for." I said smirking still
"I feel like I should be afraid of the chaos that will rise from you 4.... but on the other hand SB where did you learn to be like this?" Tango said sighing in both approval and disappointment.
"That will remain a secret."
About 850 words.
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This amused me to write.... so we won't question it. My online school is done and I'm back to having 17 hours of free time in a day. Soo expect this to be updated often...
Also again, the cover art is temporary... I just changed it
But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Best regards,
SharkBait.
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