Today as of writing this is Father's Day, and when I woke up my brain went hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor but it's team Zit dads

Hmmm yes the dads here are not made out of dads. But will be treated as such.

So enjoy what ever I turn this chapter into.

SB's POV:

Father's Day. Something the main world seems to enjoy. So I thought maybe surprise Impulse, Tango and Zedaph, as they are my honorary dads.

Oh but I'm not just going to surprise them with just a a card or something.

Oh no they're not getting off with out a little bit of prankage! Or a lot of prankage..,

To the kitchen I go!

There was something different about the kitchen.... there were sticky notes everywhere.
They all said something along the lines of

Tango do not touch!- Impy/Zed

But two of them said
This one you can touch... -Impy/Zed
These ones were on the coffee pot and fridge...

I couldn't help but laugh. They Tango proofed Tango's kitchen.

I grabbed what I needed I was gonna make three cakes. But only one of them would be a real cake, the other two on the other hand would not be...

I baked the real cake first as it would take the longest.
I decided on a funfetti cake, as it gave me an excuse to pour a bunch of sprinkles into the mix.

Once that was done I decorated it. Decided on blue and green icing. And I very messily Worte happy Father's Day on it.

I got started on the two prank cakes.

One uncutable cake, and one cake that would explode.

To make the exploding cake I poured some glitter in a balloon and blew it up to the size of a cake. Tied it off, and covered it with the same icing. To make the uncutable cake I took a large sponge used scissors and cut it to the shape of a cake. Then once again covered it with the same icing.

In the Chat:
<SharkBait> Impulse, Tango, Zedaph! We have a situation...

<Tango> ok omw

<Zedaph> kk

<ImpulseSV> uhhh ok I'll be right there...

After a few minutes they arrived. They looked confused and slightly concerned.

"HAPPY FATHERS DAY!"

They were no longer concerned but still confused.

"......."

"I baked you three a cake!"

"Oooh cake!" The three said.

I pulled out the exploding cake first.

"Would one of you guys like to cut it?"

"Sure." Tango said.

I passed him the cake and and knife...

He brought the knife to the cake and pressed down.

*BOOM* glitter and icing everywhere.

"What the heck!" They shouted und unison.
Well not all three... Zedaph screamed.

"Hmmm that shouldn't have happened.... luckily made an extra, I'll go get it."

I brought out the uncutable cake.

"Zed why don't you cut it this time...." Tango said passing the knife to Zedaph.

"Ok."

He started pressing down on the cake.

"What? The cake won't cut....."

"What do you mean the cake won't cut?" Tango and Impulse both asked.

Zedaph kept trying to cut the cake... he started getting mildly frustrated with the cake.
And I couldn't help but laugh.

"SB!"

"I'm sorry I thought it would be funny! And I was right. I'll go get the actual cake now." I said laughing.

I brought out the actual cake this time.

"Are you sure This one is actually cake?" Impulse asked.

"Yes I only know two trick cakes. This one is real"

They had every right to not trust me, as I did give them two fake cakes.

This time Impulse was cutting the cake, and to his relief it was a cake.

"Phew, at least this time isn't a trick..." the three sighed.

While we ate the cake Impulse asked a question.

"Heya SB... do you really see the three of us as your dads?"

"In a way yes... mostly Tango, but... you a Zedaph help tango out more often than not."

"Oh ok then. Sounds good."

About 700 words.
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Yep my Brain never stops mildly amusing me with ideas.

My apologizes for the less updates, I've been playing Minecraft a lot more recently, I'm too excited for 1.16

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Much love,
SharkBait.