Chapter 8: The Talk, Sort of ...
His mother, Karrie shreaks. All that Clayton's dad does is give a thumbs up. Karrie ask, "didn't you know we were coming?" Clayton and Bethany still naked, sit down on the couch. Clayton Sr. asks, "Isn't Makala dead?" Clayton says," No, I didn't know you guys were coming, and this Makala is from the future and her name is now bethany." Karrie asks, "Where are the kids?"Bethany put her index and middle finger, of her right hand on the temple of her head. Bethany says, "They're with Kylie, on there way to Dairy Queen." As Clayton's dad leaves, he says, "We'll let you two continue then." In unison, Clayton and Bethany yell, "Not a chance!"
After that Clayton asks, "Wanna get a pizza and watch Netflix?" Bethany says, "Sure." He sees the coupon for Papa John's on the coffee table. Clayton asks, "Is Papa John's good?" Bethany says, "Perfect." Clayton calls the Papa John and asks, "Could I have two sausage pizzas and the Hersey cookie cake thing, please?" The guy on the phone says, "Sure, Is that all?" Clayton says, "Yep." Bethany already on Netflix, asks, "What do you wanna watch?" Clayton asks, "What about a standup comic?" Bethany says, "Sure." Clayton, continues with, "John Mulaney or Marc Maron?" Bethany says, "Marc Maron, Too Real." Clayton says, "Okay then." after thirty minutes, the pizza get in Clayton and Bethany's hands. They press play.
After they finished the special, Clayton says, "Heyya Old Man, how are you? The Old Man says, "I'm Fine. You?" Bethany, in a stern voice says, "We're good!" Clayton says, "Don't be rude, you never know when that old man could beat the snot out of ya." the Old Man says, "True dat." Bethany says, "Alright now, we'll listen." The Old man, puzzled says, "I didn't say anything that would warrant that response." Clayton says, "Whenever some random person comes and finds me, it means they need help on some really weird quest or adventure to save the world." The Old Man says, "Fair enough." The Old Man says, "Hey, my name is Roronoa Luffy." Clayton sarcastically says, "And my name Naruto Uchiha." Luffy says, "Hey Speed, I'm not joking here." Clayton runs behind Luffy, and does the hand signs for the Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death, and executes it. For the next ten minutes, all that was exchanged was a scream, a look of disbelief, and a laugh. And then Luffy passed out.
Clayton asks, "Bethany could you tie him to a chair?" Bethany says, "You forgot the magic word." Clayton thinks for a moment then says, "Thank you?" Bethany says, "Errr! Wrong!" Clayton thinks again, very carefully, and says, "Step off bitch?" Bethany slaps the shit out of him, and says, "It's fucking please, you sexy idiot." Clayton says, "Ohhh. Bethany could you tie him to a chair, please?"
After a couple of minutes, Luffy wakes up. Speed asks, "What in the hell do you want and why do you know who I am?" Luffy says, "Well, First I saw a vision of you saving something, and Second, I want you to help me save my Earth, because it's going to be blown to smithereens in a week." Bethany says, "GO! I'll tell Kylie what happened." Speed says, "Ok, I'll go, I won't be back by dinner." Walking in Kylie says, "Ok, and by the way the kids are with your parents." Speed says, "I know, my parents came over when we was fucking."
Luffy says, "Just fuckin' with you man, I'm going to be working here as a teacher." Speed takes his cowl off, and says, " I figured this was going to happen." Luffy says, "Y'all need to get to class." Kylie says, "Even though we live at a school I don't think we ever been to class." Clayton continues with, "the school chapter will be next, I bet." Bethany, Kylie, and Luffy asks, "Chapter?" Clayton says, "I'm as self-aware as Deadpool, if not more." Luffy asks, "Do you act like Deadpool too?" Clayton says, "I'll make the occasional lame joke." Bethany and Kylie says, "Yeah, we can vouch on the lameness of the jokes." Clayton says, "Why do you have whiskers?"
Just then Clayton sternly says, "Hello Zombie "Schism" Bastard!" Just then, Zombie appears of of nowhere. Clayton asks, "How long have you been here?" Zombie nonchalantly says, "I came in with the old man Luffy." Kylie says, "Of course you did." Zombie asks, "You're not going to ask me how I've been?" Bethany asks, "How are you?" Zombie says, "I'm better now." Clayton says, "Post Malone reference." Zombie says, "Well, I've intruded far enough. Here's some sweet leaf." Bethany says, "Thanks."
Here is the thing with Zombie "Schism" Bastard. Zombie is a name he gave himself. There is no record of his real name. He technically doesn't exist, but Zombie does. He is like Jay Gatsby, at the beginning of the Great Gatsby. No one really knows who he is. It's a mystery that even Scooby-Doo and the gang can't solve. They probably don't want to solve it. But the only thing people know about him is that he is drug dealer. Any way back to the story.
After the conversation with Zombie, Luffy, Bethany, Kylie, and Clayton. Zombie leaves to go home. Luffy goes to his office in his classroom. Bethany leaves to Kylie's old room. Kylie to the bedroom to sleep. A day later, Clayton goes to see Polly. He runs to Poly's "Crime Room". It's the room that she monitor's crime. Polly says,"Welcome." Clayton asks, "You got anything for me?" Just then the crime monitor blares. Polly says, "Local Little Caesars is getting robbed by... w-wait... it's Dracula!" Polly continues with, "We got to call the rest of the Justice Force." Clayton sternly says, "I can do it alone." Clayton runs out of the room, and gets into the Speedsuit.
In an instant Speed is at the Little Caesars. Dracula says, "Hello, I'm glad you could make it." Clayton says, "Me too." He runs and punches Dracula straight in the jaw. At impact, Dracula's head moves 45°. Dracula grabs Speed's wrist, and throws him into the side of a building. Dracula turns to Speed, who is not embedded in the wall. He feels a tapping on his shoulder. Dracula turns around, and sees no one. Again a tap on his shoulder. He turn around, to find no one. Speed flicks Dracula in the back of the head. Dracula spins around, and grabs Speed's head. He picks Speed up, and punches Speed in the gut five times. Speed kicks of Dracula's chest. Dracula stumbles back two feet. Speed puts his hands up in anticipation. So does Dracula. They slowly walk toward each other. Dracula slugs Speed in the chin with an uppercut. Speed throw a flurry of gut punches. Dracula pumbles Speed with punches to the face. Speed gets down and does a leg sweep. And swings his whole body into the air and kicks him in the face. Dracula Stands back up and does a Lion's Barrage. Dracula grabs Speed's leg, gets back up from ground, and repeatedly smashes speed against the pavement .
Just then Speed see a shield smack the back of Dracula's head. Speed runs in, and punches Dracula in the face. Then Speed see a purple guerrilla land on Dracula's back. Mike starts jumping on Dracula's back, until he is face down on the ground. After that Speed sees a bird dive bombing Dracula. Next it starts to rain, thunder, and lightning. The lightning directly strikes Dracula. Dracula burnt to a crisp falls to the ground.
Speed hears Police sirens. Speed says,"Cops!" Kylie asks, "We are accepted by this town, why do leave?" Speed says, "Just because the Mayor gave us the key to the city, doesn't mean the cops or the citizens accept us." Captain says, "Let's just go!" Mike says, "Let's tie him up, and hang him upside down." Birdie asks, "Why?" Speed says,"Why not." Kylie says, "We're not Batman." Hawk says, "Let's just tie him up and leave." Speed says, "I'll leave a note." Speed writes a quick note. The note says.
"Here is a gift from the Justice Force to you the Behringer Police Department. Have an early Christmas present. Also have a good day to whoever reads this.
~The Justice force"
The police gets there, and sees Dracula tied up with a note. They read the note and the Chief says, "Put him in the back of the an armoured van." The Chief continues with, "Call the Mayor's office to get somebody to clean this shit up." And they left.
Meanwhile at the Academy. Clayton is at the kitchen, raiding the fridge. James enter and yells, "SPEED!" Clayton runs behind James and does the hand signals for Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death, and executes it. Through moans of pain James, says, "It's me James, and you got to stop doing that." Luffy, who had just entered says, "I agree I couldn't poop for a whole day, it was bad." Speed says, "I'll limit my use of the Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand Years of Death, to a special move."
After that They all leave the room. Clayton goes to see Mike. A couple second later, Clayton is at mike's door. Clayton, Forgetting to knock, opens the door. What Clayton sees, is Mike in a bra, knee-high socks, and some PINK boy shorts. Mike turns around, and you could tell he was visibly scared. Clayton says, "I won't tell anyone, I promise!" Mike asks, "You, won't?" Clayton says,"Never." Mike asks,"Why?" Clayton says, "Well, I'm bisexual." Mike asks, "You are?" Clayton says, "I am." Mike asks, "Do, you like me?" Clayton says, "Well, I never thought of you like that..." Mike continues with, "But, know you do?" Clayton says, "Exactly!" Mike asks, "So you'd fuck me?" Clayton says, "Yes, but my bisexuality doesn't allow me to just fuck around with everyone I see." Mike asks, "I thought you were polyamorous?" Clayton says,"I am but that doesn't mean I can just fuck around with everyone I see, without the acknowledgement from my partner." Mike says, Oh, I see. Clayton says, "I'll talk to Kylie and see if she's ok with it, ok?" Mike runs to Clayton, kisses him on the cheek, and whispers, "Thanks."
Clayton goes to leave, and he grabs the doorknob. Once he touches the doorknob. Clayton steps back scared. Mike aks, "What's wrong somebody is at the door?" Clayton answers with, "Someone is at the door, they might have heard everything, or possibly seen it too." Mike asks, "Can we phase into the next room?" Clayton says, "You should get dressed, incase someone sees us." Mike says, "Ok." He grabs, and slips on ahoodie and basketball shorts. Clayton says, "Let's run!," and places his hand on Mike's head, so Mike doesn't die from whiplash.
Less than a second later, Clayton and Mike is back at his and Kylie's room. Kylie asks, "Why is Mike wearing a hoodie, basketball shorts, and knee-high socks?" Mike takes off the hoodie and shorts. Kylie says, "That's why, you're a crossdresser." Mike says, "I'm also gay." Kylie says, "Let me get this straight you're a gay crossdresser." Mike says, "You could call me that, sure." Kylie enthusiastically says, "Cool!" She pulls me aside whispering, and asks, "Do you wanna fuck him?" Clayton also whispering says, "Fuck yes, I totally wanna fuck him." Kylie continuing to whisper says, "Do so, then." So Clayton goes to Mike and Kisses him.
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