Chapter 4: The Question(er)?
When Clayton gets to the door of his and Makala's room there is a riddle tapped to the door. The riddle says,
"We
Earn
Excess
Zebras
Equally
Run.
~Q"
When Clayton read this, he immediately solved the riddle. The answer to the riddle is Weezer.Clayton enters the room, and goes directly to his CD rack. Clayton gets his copy of the Blue Album. When clayton get out his copy of the Blue Album, and there is another riddle in it. The riddle says,
"Quietly
Under
Excess
Sad
Trees
In the
Open
Naps
Ending the
Runs
~Q"
Clayton thinks to himself, "Questioner?" Clayton asks, "Polly, search the database for people that uses the alias of the Questioner, please?" Polly says,"Oki-doki." Clayton says, "thanks."
After an hour, Polly calls saying, "Clayton, I found a couple somethings." Clayton asks,"What are they?" Polly says, "The Questioner's identity is Adrian Adamson." Clayton asks, "What's the next thing?" Polly says,"He lives in Heaven's Corner." Clayton says, "The Angel of Heaven's Corner." Polly says, "Correct." Clayton says,"I, knew the Angel before he was an Angel." Clayton continues with, "His name is Azrael" Polly says, "I get it now, Azrael, like the angel." Clayton says, "not 'like', more like 'is'." Polly says, "The Angel of Heaven's Corner is an Angel." Clayton says,"Yes, we went to highschool together, and I guess it's time to meet an old friend."
So, Clayton Goes to Heaven's Corner in under a nanosecond. The trip by car, is 7 hours and 22 minutes with tolls along the way. When Clayton arrives to Heaven's Corner, Azrael says, "Hey Speedie, How's the girls." Clayton says,"They're good." Azrael exclaims, "The Questioner, right?" Clayton says, "Right." Azrael says, "51st and 103rd." Speed says, "Thanks Azrael, I'd say, lets catch up, but your an Angel, and you know everything so kinda pointless." Azrael say, "You gotta point there." Speed says, "Ha-ha-ha, but I gotta go."
Once Speed, gets to 51st and 103rd, Polly says, "You got burned." Clayton asks, "Were you listening to the conversation?" Polly says, "Maybe, and here is all the data I've collected for 51st and 103rd, and I've sent it to your cowl." Clayton says, "Thanks."
When Clayton opened the door, Sublime is playing through the sound system. Speed runs around the building, searching for Adrian Adamson(The Questioner). Speed finds the Questioner on the roof of the building. The Questioner says, "A certified genius, a superhero, fastest man alive." Speed says, "Accurate description, Questioner."
Just then, Polly says, "Reverse Speed, Dracula, Hades, and Cerberus, The Questioner." The Questioner exclaims, "She's a smart one!" He continues with, "We are the False Justice." Speed asks, "The False Justice?" The Questioner yells, "Yes!" Speed exclaims, "It's kinda bland!" Then the Questioner goes on a rant for an hour or two, complaining on how it's not bland, and how it's a play on the name of The Justice Force. Speed says, "I don't remember much, because I tuned out." The Questioner asks, "Are you listening?" Speed says, "No, I'm listening to "Everybody Wants To Be Famous" by Superorganism." The Questioner asks, " Really?" Speed says, "Yep."
Just then, The Justice Force and The False Justice appears. They Start to duke it out. Speed asks, "Will someone grow in size and topple down like an AT-AT in Star Wars?" Beastie says, "Really, dude?" Hawk exclaims, "Why, not." Speed yells, "Exactly!" Captain exclaims, "Knock it off!" Then Speed sees a red arrow, and catches it in mid flight. Speed says under his breath, "The Red Archer." The Blue Archer says, "I heard that." Speed exclaims, "Good."
Just then, Mr. Cobain comes out, and stops time. Right before Mr. Cobain stopped time, Speed knocked everybody out. Mr. Cobain says, "That's the second time this week." Speed exclaims, "Sorry." Mr. Cobain says, "3 strikes you're out!" Speed says, "Sorry, won't happen again." Mr, Cobain exclaims, "Good!" Then Mr. Cobain teleports them to the police, with a note that says,
You're welcome! Here is the False Justice. The members are the Reverse Speed, Dracula, Hades, Cerberus, and the Questioner.
~Justice Force"
Clayton wakes up from a kiss, from Makala. She hands him the newspaper and exclaims, "You won't like this!" Clayton says, "Please, just hand me today's paper." When Clayton picks up the news paper in the morning, the Behringer Times headline reads,
"The Reverse Speed Escapes Prison!"
Clayton gets a text, from the Justice Force group chat named JF. The text reads,
"Did Y'all read the paper this mornin'?"
Everybody texted back saying "Yes Mike, we did." Clayton is talking to Makala and asks, "When does Mike text in his old accent?" She says, "Only when he is nervous." Clayton says, "Cool."
Then Clayton leaves to do his daily workout. He runs around the school at supersonic speeds as he clocks in 1,000 laps. Then Clayton head to the weightlifting room and starts lifting double his bodyweight which is three-hundred pounds, for 50 reps. Next he do 10 push ups, for 40 reps. Next he does 20 sit ups, for 30 reps. After that he punches the punching bag 400 times, for 20 reps.
When Clayton, opens the door to the boxing gym to leave he finds a baby mini dragon. He brings it up to the room. Clayton opens the door, Makala asks, "What is that thing?" Clayton says, "A baby mini dragon, can I keep it. Makala says, "why not." Clayton says, "I got the perfect name for it, too." Makala asks, "What are you going to name it, then?" Clayton exclaims, "Perez!" Makala asks, "Why, Perez?" Clayton says, "an old friend from high school, who liked dragons."
Makala asks, "What happened to Perez?" Clayton says, "He lost all his limbs, a dragon almost trampled him to death, but I saved him." Makala exclaims, "Really!" Clayton says, "His body was so damaged, but his brain was perfectly intact." Makala asks, "Does he have a robot body, now?" Clayton says, "Yes, he does." Makala says, "That is such a cliche." Clayton exclaims, "You don't think I know that!' Makala shrugs it of, and asks, "Do you have a picture of him?" Clayton says, "Yeah, I do." So, Clayton shows Makala a pic of Perez. Makala says, "DAAAAAMN? Clayton says, "That's my friend." Makala exclaims, "Sorry!" Clayton says, "He prefers Bot, Rez, or Griffin."
Just then a knock was heard. Rez says, "It's me Griffin." Makala asks, "Is that really him?" Clayton says, "Unfortunately, yes." Clayton exclaims, "Come in, Bot." Rez says, "Thanks." Makala, who is very excited yells, "HI!" Clayton asks, "Still afraid of dragons?" Rez seeing the dragon, jumps back teen inches. Clayton says, "That answers my question." He asks, "Why is that thing doing here?" Makala says, "I asked the same thing." Clayton says, "It followed me to the room." Makala mockingly exclaims, "It's a baby mini dragon." Rez, who is a little mad says, "It's still a dragon!" Clayton says, "Sorry. I'll keep it in the bathroom." Rez says, "Thanks, man." Clayton says, "Dude, your part alien and demon." Makala asks, "Part alien and demon." Rez says, "Grandpa is a demon, Grandma is an Interdimensional alien, Mom is both alien and human, my Dad is human I'm also a cyborg." he, continues asking, "Any other questions?" Makala and Clayton, in unison says, "Nope." Rez exclaims, "Good!"
Clayton asks, "What do you need help with, Rez?" Rez, being scared of dragons yells, "Dragons man, evil fucking dragons!" Makala and Clayton says, "Obviously." Rez says, "Sorry for yelling, but Clayton we are talking Alduin from Skyrim bad" Clayton asks, "That bad, huh?" Rez says, "Yeah, and they're coming to the world." Clayton asks, "Our world?" He says, "Every world, from this one, to the one where Hitler won World War two, became the dictator of the world, then found immortality, and cured cancer in the process of finding immortality."
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