Even though I knew a couple people already, I had no idea whatsoever where I was. I wandered around, trying to make heads or tails of the weird cloud symbols on their cloaks. I finally tapped the tall guy with orange hair and a lot of creepy piercings and said, "Excuse me, Who are you and where am I?"

"Pein. I'm the leader of the Akatsuki. You are at our hideout." He said and looked down at me with weird light violet eyes with a bunch of rings in them. It felt like they were staring into the very deepest bowls of my soul.

"Pein?? Well that's grim." I mumbled. "Hey! By the way... why did you look like you were about to blow your shit when I said Itachi and Reika fuck?" I said a little louder. 

I must've hit a nerve. He blushed a tiny bit and then it faded. Hehheheheheh I can see what's going on here.... "So you like Reika, or naw, spill your shitz." I said, without thinking. He looked like he was about to blow his shit again. So I backed off. 

The next dude I talked to had grey, slicked back hair and a giant three-bladed red scythe. Whoo. Intimidating, much? I thought. "Who the fuck are you, little shit?" He said. "Apparently, I'm Reika's clone, fellow Jashinist." I said, assuming he was. 

I actually am not a Jashinist and I am not immortal. But I knew the only way to get on this guy's good side was to say I was a Jashinist. 

"FINALLY! SOME BITCH AROUND HERE WHO FUCKING GETS IT!" He said, looking at everybody in the room. I didn't know much about Jashinism so I just said, "JASHIN-SAMA FOR THE WIN" and he seemed satisfied. "Hey, what's your name?" I asked. "Hidan." He said.

I walked over to the orange haired girl, remembering how she laughed. "Hey. I'm Hikari. But don't tell anyone else my name or else they'll think I'm even more of a Reika clone." I said to her. "Hey. I'm Chesire. Fairly new member of the Akatsuki but already acquainted with some of its members and life here." She said. "Pleasure to meet you. Even though I've only heard you say a few things, you and I seem a lot alike." She said.

"So you're sarcastic, like to piss people off, a complete tomboy, and lazy asf?" I said, listing all my 'best qualities'. 

"Pretty much. Only difference: Reika. She's pretty great once you get to know her. She builds up walls and is stubborn asf, but she's strong, intelligent, and caring. You should give her a chance." She said. 

I thought long and hard about it, weighing the pleasure of pissing her off to the possibility  of a new friend. Little doors started to open in my mind. I decided to think about it tonight, when nobody was disturbing me. 

The final person I walked up to was a girl with short blue hair and a baby blue rose in her hair. Her golden eyes seemed approving. I wasn't sure why. So I decided to fin out. 

"Uhh hi, I'm Hikari Kimitara. Nice to meet you." I said. "Konan." She simply said, looking me over. "Weell then, I'll be on my way..." I said, backing away.