I am not a fortune teller but it is just a fun prank on this APRIL FOOL'S DAY. Believing your zodiac sign position in sky matters alot. I'm trying to connect those dots and write bad or good that sky predicts( LOL)......

🔥 Fire
Aries:

Thirsty for opportunities
It was just another day
And I discovered I was gay.
It was new for me to discover
I am now living under fear
My taste was different from others
To them it was a odd one out in feathers

Leo:

Unpolished star
People praise my skills
Still I am taking depression pills
My breath becomes faster than ever
As I try to catch it as a lever
It was stuck and stagnant
Which was a hidden serpent
It moved swiftly
Leaving it's trail behind for more to follow.

Sagittarius:

Mindstone
Brainy is what people say I am
As I capture my winning moments with a cam
Looking Back was not a option
As it was my mantra caption
Playing mindgame
Was my tactic to fame
Superficial shining surface
Often betrays your eyes for gold
As I say I can be any mould.

Earth
Taurus:

Secretive blunder
Limping around like dog
Clouded eyes with fog
Is all a trap in a map
Moped the floor twice
But still he is a demise
Alien laws of motion vs Newton's laws of motion
Is my next project
As I continue to reject others,
Is my signature, to brothers.

Virgo:

virginity lie
Sexgod is my idol
As I create a tidal
Flushing my body
To produce more prodigy
My soul is pure but my body is used
Fooling is cool as you seduce
I say I never looked with bad intentions
But my penis has far good invasions.

Capricorn:

Money minter
Richard rich is the cartoon character I am.
On a dearthy palace with rare things
Dollars,pounds,euros are jokes.
As I poke my nose with gold
There's my opponent IPL team to get bold
Licking my shoes is a regular show
As all bow.
Dare me, for the thing I can't purchase
I'll buy even the crap not to be sold.
That's why he's the biggest mishap.

Air
Gemini:

Atom bomb
Prosperous,new,love,sex...etc
Are your wte (ways to exit)
Joke isn't meant for you as it becomes truth for you
Recommended only to do flirting
As it can also mean wte (ways to enter)
Foreplay is must before the actual game
Players undress to mate, with rubber in BTW them.
STD( Situation truth dare) is fun
But STDs( sexually transmitted diseases) are bombings on yourself.
Choose which wte do you prefer?
Or which STD you want to play?

Libra ♎:

Peacekeepers
Peace is done when war is alive
Pen is used when using sword becomes pointless
Love is also a peace treaty.
Marriage alliances is official peace treaty.
But sex, followed by peace treaties
Are loud,horny, sweaty,or peaceful?

Aquarius:

Sentimental
I might be sentimental
But don't get so judgmental
So what if I'm an old school girl
I am an old school girl

Darling though we're from different timezones
I still can call you
Anytime on your telephone
Oh but I really love
For your hand written letters,
You make smile and say oh baby
Those days are gone

I like the smell of your palm and your ink
Well letters from you just makes me love your everything
All the sweet nothing don't write between your lines
My heart can hear that every single time

I'll fight with the world
if it comes to that be your big gal
To prove them right
But every time you say goodbye
I swear to god
I cry I cry I cry
(Excerpts from Tanu Weds Manu Returns)

Water
Cancer-

Playboy
Girls grab me by shoulder
Push me on bed, rolling like a boulder
Bang their backs till ecstasy arises
Fulfilling needs as advisors
Call me! I hear everyday
I get million dollars this way
Thinking Crab is my resume
Girls mistake for I have 8 needles for 8 different syringes!(wow¡)

Scorpion-

Broken 💓 beats
I feel something
That's nothing
But becomes a thing when you cross my sight
Arousement erects my hardened member
As I manage to get her contact number
Late chats started with a "Hi"
To end with only "I Love You"
Lips were swollen, lovebites were fresh scars
Are these signs of love?

Pisces-

Crush feeling
We met on an island surrounded by green walls
Awkwardness strucked whenever I looked at you
My eyes gazed at you secretly
As my mind wanders into dreams slowly
My name was on people's mouths
But was melted to hear it from your mouth
"Which position is your favourite in bed?"
Innocent teen said" near the plugpoint"
Laugh out loud as he doesn't get it
And by the time he gets the joke is over.
My heart is stuck with my racing rushed feelings
That is when I fell in love with my buddy.