I woke up with my face in Hisoka's crotch. I sat up immediately and Hisoka said, "ah, awake are we now?" I had a pounding headache, presumably because of my outburst. "Ugh, what happened?" I asked, still half-asleep. Hisoka, with a neutral face, playing with his damp cards said, "well, Love, were in the Bahamas and you just drank a whole keg of beer, and I had to carry you home, and-" I cut him off by pushing my lips onto his, and kissing him. I wanted the kiss to last longer, but he pulled away, widened his eyes and made a fake innocent expression, with a smile playing in his lips and he said "but y/n, we're in public". I blushed, because we were. By now I was fully awake and I settled with my back against the wall, next to Hisoka. I asked, looking around, "where's Gon?" Hisoka said " hmmmmmm you mean my new toy? My unripe fruit? He's not here yet." I scrunched my face into an upset expression at hearing Gon being called a toy, but I said nothing. Gon didn't seem too bright but I believed he could handle himself, especially with that Killua boy looking out for him.

Timeskip to boat ride
I was studying the seawater water while Hisoka was off doing Hisoka things. I admired the dark expanse of blue and I conjured a tiny starfish and used the wind blow it out i to the horizon line until it disappeared. Behind me Illumi whispered, "beautiful". Absolutely furious with myself for not sensing him I whipped around to face him. "Can I fucking help you ballerina man?" I inwardly cringed at what a bad insult it was, but I just hoped he'd go away. He said, "y/n I loved the storm you made." I just sat there, staring at him in his purple Mohawk form. Illumi was Illumi though, no matter what he looked like and I said nothing. He said, "y/n I was only trying to help. My parents use fear and pain to train my siblings and I and it works. It always works". He said, expressionless as usual. I realized as a Zoldyck he probably had gone through and seen some real shit I had never even imagined possible. Still mad at him for trying to justify his actions by making me feel bad for him I said, "you don't get to act with me the way you did. hey, I don't care if your traumatized. I'm only one person's full time therapist and that's Hisoka's. If you have some sad ass backstory to tell, go find someone else." My heart went out to him, and I instantly regretted the words I said. I imagined how horrible his childhood might have been like. He turned away and I said, "wait! look, I'm sorry for what I said. I'll listen if you need someone to, uh, to be your part-time therapist. I don't make house calls, heh". Illumi moved to hug me and I said, "no hugs, just high fives, buddy" I added 'buddy' so he knew he was in the friendzone. Illumi just stood there and I stood there awkwardly. It was silent and I tried to read Illumi's face but that was impossible. I just said, "ok bye now". I walked away and considered trying to find Hisoka. That's when I heard Gon and Killua's voices. "Ah, there are my two favorite boys!" I yelled and sat across from them. I looked into Gon's bright shining eyes as they reflect the sun and my heart melted. Gon is baby, I thought. I looked at Killua next and his dark eyes were not so bright, and his demeanor was much less kind. I already knew that about him, but as I stared into his blue eyes some more I wondered if he had maybe been abused or something. Something was off with him, but didn't want to pry so I said, "so who are you guys hunting?" I winked and showed them my number. I was some nenless young man I had seen earlier. Gon showed me his and I gasped. "Oh no." It was Hisoka's number. Killua's face fell. I was worried for Gon so I told him, "you have to catch him when he's distracted, you can't win in a fight against him, please don't fight him" I said. Gon's eyes widened and he said, "y/n you don't need to worry about me! I have a plan!" Gon winked at Killua and Killua just blushed. I silently wondered if Killua had a crush on Gon. Gon was probably too childish, innocent, and naïve to notice it if he did. I didn't care too much for who Killua i doubted he'd tell me so who he was hunting and I just didn't ask him who his target was. I ruffled the boys' hair and I considered staying with them for the whole ride. Like Killua could read my thoughts, he said annoyed, "y/n is that all? Gon and I were going to spend some time together before the next phase". Gon's eyes widened and he said, "Killua, don't be rude!"I just got up, with my knees popping. I said happily "no worries, I'll see you boys later." I walked away and filled up my water bottles, used the bathroom, and snuck into the kitchen. The door was locked but I just used my brand of bungee gum to form my aura into a key. It took a few tries but I broke in and shoved as many granola and fruit bars into my backpack that would fit. After all, I'd have to eat while marooned on that island and I wanted to try to avoid hunting animals. Hunting was a lot of work, and it was avoidable. I saw some cookies and went, "-oop jackpot". I grabbed some cookies and stuffed them in a ziplock bag and put it in my backpack too. I looked around, hoping to find something else useful. There were some water purifying tabs and I realized this kitchen was probably locked because your survival skills really weren't being tested if you had food and clean water stocked up. Luckily, I didn't give a shit and grabbed the water purifying tabs, instant lemonade tabs, some full plastic water bottles, and even more granola bars. I realized if too many were gone, they will have known someone broke in. However, they never said I couldn't take from the kitchen, so I fought to close my full backpack and once I did, I left the room again and closed the door. I felt Hisoka behind me and I turned around smiling.

Lemon

"Hello my little thief. What a naughty girl you are" Hisoka said jokingly. Ugh, how does everything he say sound so hot? I bit my lip and i purposefully raised the pitch of my voice to sound a tad more feminine. I put my backpack down and pulled the hem of my shirt down to reveal some serious cleavage. "Me naughty? Noooooooo". Now my heart was pumping and in one fluid motion Hisoka had literally ripped my shirt to shreds and he forcefully pushed me up against the wall. Man, me and getting pushed up against walls was becoming an annoying trend. Though, in this moment I didn't care. Hisoka's smooth lips crashed into mine and he bit the bottom of my lip, and I opened my mouth for him to explore with his tongue. Soon I felt his hot breath against my neck, and he pulled my sports bra up over my head, and he saw my full chest for all it was worth for the first time. He smiled mischievously and said, "ooooooooh y/n, how I wish I could take you right now". He began gently massaging my breasts, then he leaned back taking off his shirt. I missed his touch in that moment but I admired his pale, toned chest against the backdrop of the dimly lit corridor. He licked his lips slowly and I looked up at him. His expression was that of a cheetah about to devour a wounded gazelle. My heart raced in anticipation.

End of Lemon

Then, I I heard Illumi call out, "y/n I wish to speak with you, if you please." Illumi had probably sensed my aura but in that moment I realized Hisoka had activated Zetsu. I didn't realize it because I could always sense when Hisoka was near, Zetsu or no. That meant Illumi didn't know I was down here with Hisoka. Quickly, I gathered my breasts in my hands, covering my nipples and before I could turn away, Illumi saw me, with Hisoka absolutely fuming behind me. My eyes widened in shock and Illumi glanced down at my halfway bare breasts and exposed stomach. I quickly turned toward Hisoka and let the hold my breasts go, since I was facing Hisoka. Hisoka spoke up and said with an evil smile, "Illumi this is the second time you've interfered with my time with y/n." I whispered to Hisoka, "please, can we not fight while I'm half naked?" Hisoka just nodded and looked up at Illumi and said, "Illumi, the third time's the charm, and I can assure you if you ever interrupt me and y/n in any way, even if it's just a pleasant conversation, I will end you. We will end you." Hisoka said looking down at me smiling lovingly. I smiled back but then I realized I was trying to be the bigger person, and I was trying to forgive Illumi and listen to him if he needed a friend to talk to. I figured now wasn't the time to tell Hisoka all that, so still facing Hisoka, I said "we can talk later. Bye, Illumi". He got the hint and sulked away. I bent down and crawled through Hisoka's legs to retrieve my sports bra of off the floor. I put it on and I began looking for my shirt. Hisoka said in a singsong voice, "Love don't bother, I ripped it up in a heated moment of passion, remember?" I nodded and asked him if he had any spare clothes. He shook his head and said "Dear, if I wore a backpack filled to the brim with everything under the sun it would weigh me down, and ruin my positively enchanting outfit." I chuckled and took his hand and I said, "well you do dress well." He responded with, "dear, of course I do. I'm Hisoka Morrow, soon to be Hisoka Morrow-Creatur" he said as he leaned down to kiss my forehead. I began to blush. I said chuckling, "thanks for being willing to hyphenate." He smiled and we found our way back up to the deck.

Timeskip to being on the island
I had just walked onto the island. I activated Zetsu and hid in a tree and waited for the person I was hunting to exit the open clearing by the boat, and approach the nearby tree I was in. He came closer and pounced off the tree branch I was perched on. He must've heard me and he whipped out a long knife, and looked up. I grimaced, knowing my feet would slam into his face. Not even a second later my feet crashed into his face and I heard a sickening crunch. I grabbed his badge, and checked the inside of my bra to make sure I still had mine. I did, and shoved his warm blood-splattered badge into my bra as well. I cringed at the sensation, then turned my head to look down at the unconscious man. He was still alive but it appeared that I broke his nose and his jaw. I felt bad so I pulled out my wallet and gave him 3,000 cash in all 100 Jenny bank notes. I still had 7,000 left in my wallet. I shoved my shimmering pink leather wallet into my backpack and I closed it. I grimaced as I tucked the 3,000 deep into the front of his boxers, to decrease the chance of him getting robbed. I looked at him and whispered, "I'm sorry". Then I went out to find Hisoka.

I knew what he felt like but he had Zetsu activated so it took me a bit longer than usual to find him. As the sun began to set, I found him sitting peacefully against a tree, and I sat next to him quietly. I desperately wanted to talk, but I could tell he was in a quiet mood so I said nothing. Eventually, I finished through my backpack and I ate a vanilla oat and nut granola bar. I chuckled and pulled out a full plastic water bottle and put the instant lemonade tablet in it. I closed the cap and shook the bottle and as the water turned pink, I realized the flavor was actually pink lemonade. Hisoka finally cracked his eyes open and said, "is that strawberry flavor?" I responded with, "I wish." I took a swig out of the bottle like it was hard liquor and I said in a country, yet manly accent , " I can't drink too much of this horse piss tonight, cause I might get a hangoverrrrr tomomerrrrr". He smiled at me and closed his eyes again. I scooted closer to him and layed down so my head was at his feet. I looked up at the stars and admired the clear view without all the light pollution of the city. It made me think of Gon. I didn't want to tell Hisoka that Gon was after him, so Gon would get a fair chance at getting the badge he needed. I closed my eyes but I didn't want to sleep. Not really. I layed there for quite a while, but I was restless. I heard the peaceful rustling of the wind weaving through the leaves of trees. I decided to enjoy my time in nature so I stayed aware, and I stood up set to off on a nature walk, like I used to do with my Girl Scout troupe and my mom. I whispered to Hisoka, "I'll be back". He didn't respond and I was pretty sure he was asleep or at least in a state of semi- consciousness. I was quietly strolling through the trees, observing the intricacies in every leaf and piece of bark, enjoying the beauty of nature in the light of the pale moon. Pale, like Hisoka I thought smiling. I kept walking and soon, I heard the sound of rushing water. I followed the sound of it and I saw a babbling brook and I admired the look of the clear water with an array of different fish swimming while suspended within the water. I took off my tennis shoes and socks and I embraced the feeling of the silky water threading through my toes and tickling the soles of my feet. I put some of the water on my finger and tasted it. It was some type of spring water, most likely stemming from an underwater aquifer, I guessed aloud. As a conjurer of primarily water, I had to know the details of water, including the sources it came from. After a while of listening to the whispers of the winds and trying desperately to locate Orion against the backdrop of millions of other twinkling stars, I wanted to wash up in the river. It wasn't too deep and it wasn't too strong that I'd get carried away. I considered skinny dipping. I knew that it was a terrible idea. I mean, literally anyone could see me, or take my shoes, or try to catch me off guard. I really wanted a bath, and I wanted to do something exciting. I was kind of an adrenaline junkie and I didn't want to get high off drugs or murder so that left me with enjoying roller coasters way too much, and making somewhat risky decisions. I stripped naked and threw my clothes in a pile on the ground. I tucked my badges under my bra. I dipped my legs into the water and I felt goosebumps crawl up my arms and I felt my nipples harden. It was hot outside, so I relished the cool feeling of water enveloping me. I put my head underwater and closed my eyes, enjoying the cool caress of the water through my hair. I decided that that was enough and I hoisted myself out of the river. It was a quick rinse, to decrease the chance of me getting g caught. I had my knees apart on the river bank and I sat up stretching up to reach my hair and closed my eyes as I wrung out my hair. I let out a satisfied "ahhhhhhh" as I felt the wind dry my body. Shaking out my hair and still on my knees, I opened my eyes right on time to see a pin-less Illumi round the corner of the path that led him straight to mr. His eyes locked with mine and I froze, my arms still above my head, my legs wide apart, and my whole body exposed. For a heartbeat we both just sat there, unmoving. Then ,when I came to my senses I shrieked and dove back into the water as Illumi simultaneously turned his back to me and started apologizing. After a second Illumi asked if he could turn around, and still hiding my body behind the river bank, I called out "yeah." Then I demanded, "why the hell are you here? Your timing is always so fucking horrible."

Illumi POV
I turned around to see her head poking out from behind the riverbank, her hair was wet. Against my will, I still had the image of her with her hands in her wet hair, her slightly tanned curvaceous body, her full, perky breasts complimenting the way her toned thighs thighs looked as she was on her knees. I scolded myself for being so enamored by her body when I had seen plenty of naked women before. It was nothing new, nothing to fawn over. I then realized y/n had said something and I replied with, "what was that?" She threw up her arms and said angrily, "why the hell are you here?" I realized I had been looking for her so I could tell her about my entire life. I never had anyone to talk to, to be honest with, to tell my feelings to. "Feelings make you weak" I remember being told from the day I could comprehend words. I never had any friends or a lover that truly loved me. I never had anyone to listen to me or care about just me. I learned to thrive and even feed off of the loneliness, but at the idea of having what Hisoka had, I realized I wanted to be cared for, and cared about. I knew I had to protect Killua, because I remember Kikyo ingraining in me the importance of protecting the future Zoldyck heir. Nonetheless, I found myself wanting more. I shrugged and made an attempt at humor to diffuse the tension of the situation, and I told y/n, "I wanted to visit my part-time therapist. I had a story to tell".

3rd person POV
Y/n remembered how he was an assassin and a Zoldyck, and she again imagined how awful that life must've been for him. She called out, "fine, but just let me get dressed, ok, you have to work on your timing." Illumi said, "ok"and just looked at y/n. She raised her eyebrows and Illumi stood there, still. Illumi, in that moment was unconsciously waiting to see her naked again. Illumi was dumbfounded at the idea of being both emotionally and sexually attracted to the same person, and he, (as always) had problems understanding and expressing his feelings rather than suppressing them. Y/n said, "well, what are you waiting for, turn around, jerk!" Illumi quickly turned around and her heard her get out of the a water. He felt her conjure a slight breeze to dry herself off quickly and she put her clothes and shoes on hastily. She called out "done" and Illumi turned around and saw she was only wearing a sports bra and he willed himself not to look at anything but her eyes. She sat down criss cross apple sauce and patted a patch of grass next to her. She said smiling, "you can call me Dr. Creatur-Morrow, what seems to be the problem, sir?" Illumi inwardly grimaced at hearing her call herself Dr. Creatur-Morrow, but he sat down anyway and told her his life's story. Occasionally she would make comments to help him pinpoint the exact emotion he described, but for the most part she just listened. By the time Illumi was done, she had tears speaking down her face and she whispered, "oh Illumi, you poor baby. I'm so sorry, it's so much worse than i could've ever imagined." She moved in to take his hand. Normally, she would've hugged him but she still didn't want to get too close to him after his behavior in trick tower.  Illumi savored the warmth of her body near his. He savored the feeling of having finally having someone to talk to who wanted nothing from him, only to support him. Illumi opened his mouth to inquire about what plans she had after the Hunter Exam, but that's when her eyes snapped open and she stood up immediately and said, "I think Hisoka is awake now. I gotta go, I'm so glad you felt like could talk to me! Byeeeeee!" And with that, she was running full speed toward where Hisoka probably was. Illumi was incredibly jealous that she could sense Hisoka like that, even with his Zetsu on, that they were that close. Though, he figured having y/n as a friend was better than not having her at all. He dug a hole in the ground and proceed to rest.

Your POV
I arrived to Hisoka just as he was standing up. I ran to hug him and I said, "you won't believe the night I had!"
Hisoka POV
Y/n appeared to be quite flustered, and she had tear stains on streaking down her face. "What is it, Love?" I said cupping her face with my hand. She said, "please don't get mad, just hear me out, ok?" I narrowed my eyes, considering what she could possibly do to make me angry. She gestured wildly with her hands and started talking incredibly fast. She said, " ok so I tried to go to sleep but I wasn't tired and you were quiet and resting so I didn't want to bother you or talk too much". I interjected saying, "Love if you wanted to bother me, I would've let you, it's not a bother when it's you". She sighed and smiled. She said "I know, but still, I just wanted you to get some rest. So I went on a nature walk and I was listing to the whispers of the wind and I saw the moon and thought of you, because you're like the moon! then I went to a river and got naked and got in the river!" She was panting and continued to excitedly recount her night. "Then as I got out, I was naked and guess who shows up? Nobody other than fucking Illumi, like what the hell? And I was like 'what the hell' and he was like 'what'. Then I had him turn around and I changed and he went and told me his whole life story, it's so sad and fucked up Hisoka, I still am frustrated with Illumi for what he did to me, but I had you to make me feel safe again and Illumi's whole life is like that but no one is ever there to make him feel safe. Oh, Hisoka it was so sad!" She finished, flopping into my arms and knocking us both down. I was furious with Illumi for seeing my y/n fully naked before I even could. I was ready to throw y/n off me and find his ass to end this Zoldyck scum problem. Then I realized y/n wasn't upset with Illumi, she pitied him, and she had said I made her feel safe, not him. I calmed myself, knowing if I reacted rashly now, she would hesitate next time she wanted to tell me something. So instead, I held her as she cried for Illumi. She then hugged me so violently I almost choked. " oh Hisoka, heading Illumi's story made me so happy I had you and Elaine after my parents died. Hisoka, you always dried my tears, you always believed in my strength, my spirit, my potential. Hisoka, you always loved and supported me, thank you Hisoka. you're my guardian angel." She said with tears in her eyes as she kissed my neck slowly, I felt her her soft lips caress my skin and her tears plop down on my skin. Never have I ever considered myself an angel, never had anyone call me anything remotely like that. I chuckled, thinking back to when I saw her violent hurricane in trick tower and thought of her as my angel. What a beautiful juxtaposition between what we each considered to be angelic. She had said the moon reminded her of me. If I was the moon, then she must be the sun. After all, the moon only shines so beautifully because it reflects the light of the sun. I told her my thoughts and she sensitivity kissed my bottom lip and said, "how poetic, Hisoka." She said in between gentle, soft kisses against my bottom lip. I wished she would pull me into a full, hot kiss, but I also relished the gentleness of her pressing her soft lips against only parts of my lips. They were peaceful, calm, unrushed kisses. She moved to kiss the pointed tip of my nose and she said, " Hisoka, I love you more than words can describe". I replied romantically , "yes y/n and I love you more than I love fighting strong opponents, and breaking my toys". I had told her the truth and I watched as she beamed radiantly as she started to cry again. I kissed and licked her cheeks, tasting her tears. I gave her the same gentle kisses she had given me, though I felt as if mine still weren't as gentle or as soft as hers. As if reading my mind she said, "Hisoka, it's ok. Being gentle and soft is kind of my thing." She placed one last sensitive loving kiss over my bottom lip, and she rolled down onto the ground and she said, "I've been awake all night, I'm going to sleep now, ok?" I examined my nails absentmindedly and I said " sweet dreams". At that I sat down next to her and closed my eyes as well.