So listen, before I say anything. I'm not homophobic. I'm gay. Anyway, setting that aside, let me tell y'all about pride month.

Pride month is stupid. Why celebrate an unchangeable fact about yourself? It makes no sense. It's like celebrating your hair color. "There should be a whole month dedicated to blond  people!" No. Just, no.

As a gay person, I find the pride march to be just as useless as the women's march. It accomplishes nothing except proving how stupid people on the left can be. Now, I'm not saying that all leftists are stupid, just some. Why do they have to bring politics into everything? It's just... so annoying. The pride parade is full of hate against our president. Why? Because leftists made it about politics.

Learning that it was pride month really changed my life as a lesbian. I now hate myself for it. I do not want to be associated with this leftist agenda that pushes nothing but hate.

Now, you may be asking, why am I writing this? Well my friends, it's because I want a cell phone company to donate money to help my fellow LGBT people, even though we aren't oppressed in this country in any way, shape, or form.