**excuse the header image thingy. I'm not bothered to search up and Krusie art lol... enjoy!**

kris's P.O.V.

I walk into class. Despite my mum Toriel driving me to school on time, I still manage to walk so slowly that i'm nearly 10 minutes late. Yeah, I might have stopped for a smoke on the way, but the jist of it was, I was late to class.

"K-kris! I-I didn't think you'd b-be coming to school today! P-please take a seat!" Miss Alphys stuttered. I had already chucked my bag on the floor and sat down by the time she had finished talking, so she continued with the lesson.

I leaned forwards in my chair and lay my head on the desk, trying to stay half awake at least. Miss Alphys started talking about some group assignment, and I didn't bother joining in the conversation knowing that even if I did talk, I wouldn't have a say in who I got to do it with anyways.

"D-does anyone not have a p-partner?" Miss Alphys asked the class.

"Me." I say, not bothering to put my hand up. I see the girl sitting in front of me raise her hand and I look up to see my new partner. I analyse her like I do with everyone else.

Susie. Too tall to even know her height. My age, maybe a bit older. Sorta mean. Always late. Has no friends and probably no eyes. Purple. My new partner.

"W-well that just leaves... s-susie and Kris! Y-you guys can go t-together!"

"Hoooray." I mumble sarcastically. She turns around and faces me.

"What'd you say, dork!?"

"Just celebrating.. It's not everyday I already know my partner wants me to do the entire assignment myself and I feel like dying because of it." I say, waving my pencil in the air. "Flyin' my white flaag!" I mumble, my head still on the desk.

She frowns and turns back around to face the front of the room. I'm dissapointed that I didn't get my face ripped off at the statement. "A chance of Susie murdering me, avoided with sarcasm. No need to applause." I say making sure she hears. Her shoulders shrug a little and I can tell she laughed.

Miss Alphys explains the assignment. All I can hear is something about playwriting. I feel myself falling asleep, so I decide to use my partner to my advantage before snoozing my ass off.

"Aye.. make sure you're listening or recording what she says." I say, kicking susies chair. I was sure she was gonna turn around and kill me, which was the reaction I was looking for, but she just.. nods. I'm disappointed, but I sleep through the class anyways. A pretty, peaceful sleep.

susie's P.O.V.

But of course, i'm stuck with the highkey depressed kid for an english project I don't want to do.

(in this, Kris is a girl. It's easier on my non creative mind.)

She's sarcastic for the entire 30 seconds I talk to her. A little funny even. Then she kicks my chair and tells me to listen to Miss Alphys explain the assignment, because she's not. She's fucking sleeping. I just nod and record the teacher with my phone, zoning out for a bit. I think of stupid shit for a while before I hear little snores from behind me.

As I turn my head around, I look to see it's none other than Kris. Fast asleep. Her head is snug in her arms and her face is flat down on the desk. How can she fall asleep so easily?

"U-uh susie? Can you and K-kris go fetch some more chalk from the supply closet? I've seemed to have lost mine.." I immediatley come to my senses and stand up. Miss Alphys and the rest of the class are staring at me, and I nod, pretending I don't know where it is as shove it into my pocket.

"Yeah whatever.." I kick Kris's desk making her jolt upward. She frowns. "What the fuck do you want!?" she yells, making the entire class look her way.

"C-can you go get some chalk from the s-supply closet with susie?" Miss Alphys stutters. Kris gets up and stares at Alphys with a blank expression.
"That's what you woke me up for? The fuck?" She mumbles to me and makes a start towards the door.
"O-oh.. and please stop falling a-asleep during my class... a-and don't want to hear that sort of language."

Kris secretly flips her off and walks out of the classroom. Badass is honestly all I can think right now.

I walk behind her, chomping on the last piece of chalk Miss Alphys had. Kris smoked, so I didn't think she'd have a problem with it.

"Am I actually going to have to do the entire thing by myself?" She says out of the blue.
"Nah i'll try and help.." I reply, trying to sound all goodie goodie.
"You really won't, will you.."
"Nope.."
"Well fuck." She swears and sits next to the water fountain, taking out a ciggarette. "May I?"
"Knock yourself out.." I say, leaning on the lockers next to her.

She just plays with the smoke for a bit. It's not vapeing, but she can still make little circles and shit. It's kinda cool.

"Why do you smoke?"
"To forget about the fucking assignment." She replies.
"That's not what I meant."
"Then.. to forget my problems.." she says, blowing another puff.
I nod. She keeps playing with the smoke.
"Why do you eat chalk?"
"..."
It's a question I don't want to answer, but I still do. I just don't tell her my mum's cooking is pretty shitty.

"Because.. i'm hungry?"
"You don't eat much, do you..?" She reads my mind.
"N-nah.. how'd you know?"
"I analyse everyone I meet.. name, height, age, personality and what I think about them. You'd be surprised what you can find out about a person just by talking and looking at them."
"Wow.. that's creepy.."
We stand in silence for a bit.
"Analyse me then?"

"Sure uhh.. Susie, too tall to even know her height. Unknown age. Seems sorta mean. Isn't actually mean. Always late. Has no friends and probably no eyes. Purple. My English assignment partner." She says, staring at the roof and breathing out another puff of smoke.

"You got that down pat. Although I just turned 17, and i'm 180cm tall." I reply, filling in the empty imformation.
"I'll keep that in mind." She chucks her ciggarrette into the water fountain. "What would your 'analysation' of me be?"
I think for a sec. "Hm.. kris. Short, probably around 110cm tall. 16 if I recall correctly. Sarcastic. Relatively smart. Don't think she has eyes. Sorta weird but in a good way. Smokes. Is always wearing something warm even if it's like 700 degrees outside."
Kris gives me a satisfied nod, and pulls her hair out of her face, revealing blood orange eyes.
"Well done, and yes. I do have eyes."
"What the fuck kinda colour is that?"
She lets her hair fall over her eyes again.
"Red? I dunno.."
"That's not natural dude. Take the contacts off."
She face palms a little and looks at me again
"They're real and you better fucking believe it."
I'm kinda envious. Her eyes are so pretty. I'd kill to have eyes like that.
"Huh.."
We sit in silence for a while and she yawns and takes out her phone. I just keep eating the chalk. It's dry, but it's better than mums cooking.
"Wait.." Kris says out of the blue, looking up from her phone and squinting at me. She stands up and pulls the hair out of my eyes, standing uncomfortably close to me.
"You have eyes too!"
"You dumbass.. of course I have eyes!"
I push her off me.
"I'll add that to my analysation as well.. bright yellow eyes." She says, and starts walking again.
"Where are you going?"
"Getting more chalk."
I follow her and she puts her phone away. We just keep walking for a bit, and I assume Kris knows where we're going.

After a while I notice the same water fountain that we sat next to as we pass it. I frown.
"You don't know where you're going, do you."
"Not a clue."

Kris's P.O.V.

She asks me if I know where i'm going.
"Not a clue."
But I keep walking. I just don't wanna go back to class. Suddenly Susie grabs my wrist and stomps me down the hallways to a door. It's labelled SUPPLY CLOSET.
I laugh realising how dumb I am and Susie lets go of my wrist.
"Why are you laughing, dork?"
"Cuz i'm so dumb not to have noticed the door." I stop laughing and I step in. Susie stays at the door and I grab some chalk and chuck it at her.
"That's for you to eat.." I grab another pack of chalk. "And this is for our asshole teacher."
"They'll notice the chalks gone though.."
"My mums a teacher. I'll just say I wanted it to colour in at home or some shit."
I walk out the door and close it behind me. We walk back to class, taking our time. I kinda.. enjoyed.. just hanging out.

**theres chapter 1. Look forward to like 4 or 5 more before I give up lmao. If Kris doesn't sound deppressed enough comment and i'll do something about it lol. Also i'm leaving the entire dark world out of this. Sorry. Toodles!**