**hiya.. uh i've got nothing to say because no one is reading this anyways lmao.. ok enjoy the story.**

Kris' P.O.V.

*skip to the morning.. Kris is just waking up.*

I open my eyes and stay half asleep. I really don't want to get up, but I do. Stepping out of my covers in my oversized shirt, I feel the bitter cold of the morning hit me like a wave. I shiver and run to my closet to get into something super warm. I chuck on a black button up with a a big ass green and yellow jumper on top, baggy black jeans and my bleach white trainers, leaving my hair unkempt and dirty.

"I look like a hobo.." I say to myself looking in the mirror. I hate it, but it's the best I can get. All my clothes are way too big for me because they all come from Asriel.. but I style them nicely so they all look relatively ok on me. And besides, I don't really care about what I look like anyways.. I walk downstairs half awake to find that Toriel hasn't bothered to wake me up. Or wait for me to wake up before leaving.
I sigh and grab a leftover piece of bread. I spread a thick layer of butter on it, grab my bag and head out the door, turning the lock. As soon as I head outside, Susie is walking past my house.
Convienient..
"Susie!" I yell a little and she stops waiting for me to walk up to her. She's got a purple cardigan and white shirt tucked into mom jeans. She's wearing black leather air forces. She looks so.. cold..
I catch up to her and stuff my buttered bread into my mouth.
"Good morning dork." She smiles.
"Wouldn't exactly call it a good morning.."
"What happened?"
"It's fucking cold is what happened!" I breathe out and leave a little cloud of breath in the air. I stop and stare her up and down, making it clear I disapprove of her clothing choices. I grab my keys out of my bag again and rush into the house to grab the biggest jumper I can find in my wardrobe. I rush out again, nearly forgetting to lock the door.
"I'm getting cold just looking at you. Put this on.."
She blushes at the thought of having to wear my jumper. I suddenly feel stupid, but I force her to wear it nonetheless.
"I'll just head back home and get somethi-"
"Too late now." I say, shoving the jumper into her face. "Quick before you catch pnueomiaorwhateveritscalled."
She grabs the jumper and sighs.
"Why do you even own clothes this big? You're a dwarf!" She says, putting it on. It's even a little big on her.
"I like it that way. With bigger shirts and shit I don't even have to worry about putting on pants half the time." I say, turning into a giggling mess.

We reach the school. The tall old building is on a slant and looks so fragile that if you touched it, it would collapse and shatter like glass. Bricks were falling out left right and center, and most of the windows were smashed. It was a very poor excuse for a school building.
"How poor is our school from 1-10? I say,  standing there and admiring the crumbling shit-hole.
"Kris, they're off the motherfucking scale for that one. They're probably doing a police investigation for that pack of chalk I stole as we speak cuz they can't afford to replace it."
I start laughing my ass off. Susie smiles at my reaction.
"They're gonna sue me over the fucking chalk, Kris!" She says sarcastically. I laugh even more.
I breathe out a little cloud again.
"Oh and now we're blowing fucking clouds again. Well woop de doo." She says, smiling at her own joke. We've been standing outside of the school for a while.

"Shall we?" I say, gesturing towards the large double doors.

**time skip brought to you by really cute fanart!**

**wow would you look at that? It's LUNCH TIMEEEEE!**

Kris' P.O.V.

I walk out of class dragging my black and yellow backpack behind me. Susie's in detention for some reason, but I can't say i'm suprised. I pull my bag up onto my shoulder and walk faster to the canteen to get some noodles.

"H-hey Kris!"

I hear a sweet and soft voice from behind me. I turn around and of course, it's none other than Noelle. She skips up to my side.

"What're you doin'?" She says enthusiastically.
"Getting noodles?"
"Ah.. I see.." she replies, no longer looking at me.
"Why?"
"U-uh I was.. wondering if you wanted t-to sit with me and my friends! Y'know seeing as Susies in detention and you have no friends and it's nearly christmas so everyone should have a friend and-"
"Sure, why not?"
"O-oh great! Meet us at the back of the school when you've got your noodles!"
I smile and she skips off. She's usually such a bore to be around, and she still is.. but she's right. It is almost christmas. And I want to get invited to as many parties as possible just so i'm out of the fucking house. And the first step to being invited to parties is making 'friends'.

I walk up to the canteen and grab some chicken cup-o-noodles. You'd expect my mum, being a teacher and all, would make me at least a sandwhich in the morning, but she doesn't. I understand that shes busy, but she doesn't even buy bread for me to make my own lunch either. I'll try and ask her later..

I trek down the somewhat empty school halls to get to the back of the school. From what I can remember, theres a really pretty forest of cherry blossoms that the school doesn't own out there. I remember it when I first came to the school. I lean on the metal bars on the door and push it open, revealing a beautiful cherry blossom forest. I rarely ever go outside here at lunch because of all my detentions for smoking, so it was pretty.. refreshing.. to say the least.

Noelle and her squad all wave at me and I wave back, giving them a smile. I recognise only one of the people who are sitting with her.

It's *y/n.. i have nothing else lmao*, the rich girl from my grade 4 class. During year 4 we never really talked because she seemed so popular to me. But now shes sitting with Noelle.. so.. something must've happened.

I walk up to them, feeling depressed as ever.
"Heya Kris! Take a seat!" Noelle practically screams at me.
I do as she says. They've got a picnic blanket and everything and all I can think is how gay is this..

"Heya! I'm y/n! I don't think we've met.."

I shake her hand. "We were in year 4 together.."

"Oh! I didn't know that.."
"I was pretty low key, you probably wouldn't have noticed me.."
"Ah.. I see.."
"So what's got you hanging out with all these nerds?" I laugh at my little joke.
"Ha.. funny story.." She trails off, obviously not wanting to tell the story.

"We're not nerds, Kris." Noelle says, gesturing towards the random people around her.
"Yeah yeah I was just kidding.." I pull out a cigarette and a hello kitty themed lighter. My favourite lighter by far.
"May I?"
"Kris do you have to smoke here?"
"I gotta do it somewhere.." I say sarcastically, lighting the cigarette and popping it into my mouth.
Everyone makes a noise of disgust. I shrug.
"Kriiiiiissss!?" They all say in unison.
"Fuck ya'll" I blow a puff of smoke in their faces. Boy, do I live being mean.

"Well I guess now you'll think twice about inviting me to hang out." Noelle nods. "But please feel free to invite me to your Christmas parties.. I know how to host a good one, and I don't want to be in my house at all during the holidays." I pick up my bag and lug it over my shoulder, cigarette still in my mouth. I walk back into school, knowing very well that I'd get a detention. I see Miss Alphys walk up to me.

"Don't worry I'll get to the detention rooms just fine.. thanks for inviting me." She frowns and I just laugh and toss my burnt out cigarette into the nearby water fountain. I light another one as I step into the detention room. The air is already a thick fog of smoke. Fortunately, the teachers are dumb as to let us stay in here unsupervised, so we can do whatever we really want. Susies already in here, so I just take a seat behind her.

"What're you in for?" She asks as I walk to the seat behind her.
I take the cigarette out of my mouth. "Whaddya think?" She rolls her eyes and leans on my desk.
"You should stop smoking or at least not do it at school.." She rolls her eyes.
"Well this time I did it so I had someone to sit with at lunch,thankyou very much." I say, feeling a little guilty for rejecting Noelle and her friends so harshly.

She sniffs the air and her nose crinkles up in disgust "What's even in those anyways?"

**YALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT KRIS IS PUTTIN IN THESE CIGS HA**

"Moss and my broken dreams."
"Moss!?"
"Moss."
"In the cigarette!?"
"Did I not say it correctly? I put moss and my broken dreams in my rolls. Badabing badaboom."
"That's some weird ass shit."
"I know, but it's cheap and it works."

**dunno if smoking moss works irl but uh it works in this world..**

She can hardly believe that I get high on moss. But I do. She's very uncultured when it comes to the drug alcohol illegal moss business.

"Well then whatever.. smoke your moss.."

**kris smokes moss ha I'm so original and funny and cool. Ok next chapter comin another day.. oh and uh I drew my own cover finally. Appreciate it. Show it some love. Kris is smoking moss in it lmao.. Ok ok bye cya next time.**