[Broccoli]
2:26am

>Broccoli:
"Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

<Dad:
"I dislike how I got this notification and immediately knew, "Oh yeah, thats Izuku. Casually calling me daddy."."

>Broccoli:
"ye ye whatevr"
"anywyas i habe a questin"

<Dad:
"What."

>Broccoli:
"inmitating much?"

<Dad:
"*Intimidating."

>Broccoli:
"stfu"
"back to queston"

<Dad:
"Oh my god, just hurry up."

>Broccoli:
"do you have any kinks?🤨"

<Dad:
"Of course that would be the one sentence you type with absolutely no spelling mistakes..."

>Broccoli:
"sont avoud the question"

<Dad:
"Why don't you answer the question?"

>Broccoli:
"no u"

<Dad:
"I hate you."

>Broccoli:
"i hope u no i frin degrading hot"

<Dad:
"Good job on being alive."

>Broccoli:
"gotchu bitch"
"i find degrating and praide hot"

<Dad:
"I wish I did not have that piece of information."

>Broccoli:
"Awhhh y nit🥺"

<Dad:
"Why do I get the feeling the only reason you were so interested in me in the first place is that I was literally degrading you the whole time..."

>Broccoli:
"ig ull never no"

<Dad:
"Im going to kill myself, goodbye."

>Broccoli:
"BYE DADDY LOVE YOU<3333333"

<Dad:
"I do not hate nor love you"

>Broccoli:
"PROGRESS U USED TO HRST HATE ME !!!!!"

*read 2:33am*