bags but replace the b with f
9:26pm

>broccoli:
"HEY GUYSS"

>pikachu:
"hey shawty😩"

>frog supremacy:
"hey izuku :)"

>uravity:
"SUP BITCHES AND BROS"

>emo chick:
"damn ok"

>uravity:
"And my enby and liquid gender hoes😼"

>emo chick:
"thank you."

<dad:
"uhhh"

>broccoli:
"hey daddy😩😩"

<dad:
"😟😟😟"
"tf is his problem"

>emo chick:
"shouldn't you be used to this by now?"

<dad:
"actually i'm not since i stole shinso's phone🏃‍♂️"

>uravity:
"give it back rn🔫😾"

<dad:
"nope i don't wana"

>broccoli:
"ur not my hubssnd😾😾"

<dad:
"shinso has a wife😟?"

>pikachu:
"they always assume izuku is the wife..."

>goddess:
"but didn't izuku and hitoshi both agree on that actually?-"

>pink bitch👽:
"yeah i'm pretty sure they did"

>broccoli:
"yea but watevr"

<dad:
"okay but fr who are you people and why can't shinso's wife spell"

>manly:
"PLEASEJSNSK"

>glasses:
"what is going on here!?"

>karen:
"i thought we removed you four eyes"

9:31pm
*Karen has kicked Glasses from group!*

9:32pm
*Uravity has added Glasses to group!*

>uravity:
"STOP REMOVING TENYA YOU WHORE !!"

>karen:
"FUCKING MAKE ME, BITCH."

>Uravity:
"@manly COME GET UR FUCKING DOG AND PUT HIM ON A LEASH."

9:33pm
*Karen is typing!*

9:33pm
*Karen has been muted for 60 minute(s) by manly!*

9:34pm
*Uravity has been muted for 30 minute(s) by broccoli!*

>goddess:
"the girls are fighting😟"

>broccoli:
"hsd to out a stop to that💀🤚🏾"

>emo chick:
"poor hito's friend"

>dad:
"yeah poor me alright, i feel bad for shinso"
"how does he do this everyday..."

>emo hen:
"I have been summoned by the mention of darkness."

>emo chick:
"YO TOKOYAMI I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER HOME SKILLET"

>emo hen:
"Hello to you as well Jirou.
"I'd also like to say greetings to everyone else currently present. Bakugo, Izuku, Tsu, Aishido, Denki, Ochako, Yaomomo, and "dad"(...?)."

>pikachu:
"OH YEAH TOKO YOU HAVENT MEET TOSHI YET"

>emo hen:
"That I have not."

<dad:
"you people scare me..."

>goddess:
"I'd agree but I've known this idiots for a while, you get used to it."

>broccoli:
"FUMI I AVENT CEN U IN FOREVER"
"DID YOU KNOW IM MARRIED????"

>emo hen:
"No I didn't, but I do now. I hope the reception was a true banquet of darkness..."

<dad:
"😟😟😟"
"you know i'm scared of emos‼️⁉️⁉️"

pink bitch👽:
"NOOOO OUTTA POCKET💀💀💀"

<dad:
"anyways i was going towhej"

>goddess:
""towhej"?"

<dad:
"SHINSOSBWIW"
"PGONE"
"BYEH"

>broccoli:
"MY HADBAND?!??"

<dad:
"Yes. But I'm divorcing you."

>broccoli:
"NO WHY"

<dad:
"Because."

>Pink bitch👽:
"No you aren't."

<dad:
"..."
"No I'm not.."

>manly:
"what kind of mind control bull shit—"

*read 9:49pm*

(A/N):
Ive had this just sitting for literal months, and i forgot about it and the only reason i havent posted it before now is i havent felt like doing the bold and shit so here it is! also welcome to our favorite emo!