Broccoli
2:13am

Broccoli:
"Hello dear husband!"

Dad:
"Grammar?"
"Are you sure this is Izuku I'm speaking with?"

Broccoli:
"Yrs it is in fact Izuku aka ur beautiful wife"

Dad:
"Ok so there are 4 1/2 mistakes there but otherwise that's a wonderful sentence"

Broccoli:
"Yes yes u said u wouldn't marry some1 with bad grammer si I'm using good grammer"

Dad:
"It's just getting worse and worse-"

Broccoli:
"ShhhHhHhH"

Dad:
"."

Broccoli:
"Love you hubby🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"

Dad:
"Ilyt ig"

Broccoli:
"OMG WAIT WHAT"
"YOU SAID IT BACK"
"OMG THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY"

*Dad deleted one message!*

Dad:
"What do you mean"

Broccoli:
"JOKES ON UNI SCREENSHOTED IT"

Dad:
"FUCK YOU"

Broccoli:
"I mean😏"

Dad:
"Can you.. can you not make things sexual for like 5 seconds?"

Broccoli:
"No no I cannot"

Dad:
"👁👄👁"

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