Broccoli
12:04pm

Broccoli:
"Daddyyyyyy"

Dad:
"I hate you."
"Did you know that?"

Broccoli:
"Ye ye wat evr"

Dad:
"Ok, what the fuck do you want?"
"Make it snappy I'm eating lunch and need to be back in class by 12:34"

Broccoli:
"Okkk so wold u desribe ursrlf as segc"

Dad:
"What is 'segc'"

Broccoli:
"Sornd it out"

Dad:
"I-"

Broccoli:
"😀"

Dad:
"You need friends"

Broccoli:
"So do u"
"Brt Jus ansr thr wuesitkn"

Dad:
"UhM I don't know-"

Broccoli:
"Well do u havr any frens i crn refer to?"

Dad:
"What the actual fuck-"

Broccoli:
"Then r u segc?"

Dad:
"I can physically cannot Izuku"

Broccoli:
"I'll use proper grammar"

Dad:
"..."

Broccoli:
"I'm using proper grammar so you have to tell me"

Dad:
"As much as I would love to answer your question,"
"No❤️"

Broccoli:
"Ugh fkgemamst then"

Dad:
"What..?"
"Why is your grammar worse?-"

Broccoli:
"Jests nswdre the wuestionw!!!"

Dad:
"I have no friends for you to refer to and I will not be answer the question 'are you seggc'."

Broccoli:
"Pleaseeeeeee🥺🥺🥺"

Dad:
"Like a few emojis would change my answer"

Broccoli:
"Frne I'll jsut grt Mina ti ffind all ur sociak media & tell m"

Dad:
"She wouldnt"

Broccoli:
"O but she wood"

Dad:
"It's would not wood btw"

Broccoli:
"..."

*'broccoli' has made a group chat with you and 'Pink bitch👽'"

*broccoli has renamed group chat to FBI*

FBI
12:10pm

Pink bitch👽:
"????"

Broccoli:
"I heed u ti frin dads docial media so I can no if his segc or nit"

Pink bitch👽:
"What makes you think I don't already know what he looks like"

Dad:
"You don't"

Pink bitch👽:
"I don't?"

Dad:
"..."
"Do you?"

Pink bitch👽:
"Well I mean, whatever helps you sleep at night🥰"

Broccoli:
"GIVE"

Pink bitch👽:
"Nahhh I'm not that rood"

Dad:
"Wait you actually-"

Broccoli:
"MINNAAAAAAA"
"IVE BEEN SOAMMING YOU FOR 2 MINUTES I WANT THE PHHOT"

Pink bitch👽:
"Nah I think not"

Dad:
"Yeah, pls don't"

Broccoli:
"OH WAIT SHE WAS SIRUS"

Dad:
"Sadly, yes"

Broccoli:
"MINA"
"Is dad seggc?"

Pink bitch👽:
"Yessss he is very much daddy material"

Dad:
"I hate it here"

*dad has left FBI*

Pink bitch👽:
"Damn."

Read 12:19pm

A/N:
For those of you curious here's the photo Mina found vvv

Alright that's all for now folks I'll be back later

And yes I did in fact edit the photo on Snapchat