Broccoli
10:53am

Broccoli:
"Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Dad:
"Whatttttttttt"

Broccoli:
"Whatcha doin dad"

Dad:
"How do you always manage to text me while I'm in class?"

Broccoli:
"Dunno"
"Ur scedul sounds alot luje Chakos"

Dad:
"God your grammar is terrible"

Broccoli:
"StOp BulLyInG mE dAd"

Dad:
"Please stop calling me dad-"

Broccoli:
"N why woid i do that?"
"Father"

Dad:
"DUDE ONE OF MY CLASSMATES JUST LOOKED OVER MY SHOULDER AND HE THINKS I HAVE A SON"
"FUCK YOU"

Broccoli:
"I merm if u rely wsnt to go ahead😏"

Dad:
"That's it. I'm disowning you."

Broccoli:
"DADDY MO"

Dad:
"Nope. I'm not your dad"

Broccoli:
"DADDY I'LL BE BETTER"
"LOOK I JUST USED TO APOSTOMMA"

Dad:
"D-did you just combine the words apostrophe and comma?-"

Broccoli:
"YES"
"NO"
"MAYBE"

Dad:
"I'm-"
"I can't even be mad that shits funny"

Broccoli:
"DADDYYY😭😭😭"

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