Mystery: Day two clue, I'm very handsome.

Harry: Wow you suck at hints, although, did you say handsome? That means you're a boy?

Mystery: Uh fuck, yes I'm a boy.

Mystery: I didn't mean to let that slip this early, uhm that's awkward, if you are uncomfortable with me being a guy then I understand and you may stop texting me..

Harry: I don't care what you are, calm down love.

Mystery: Love, huh?

Harry: Easy now.

Mystery: You said it

Harry: I didn't mean it in that way, twat. I just say love a lot.

Mystery: I am not a twat!

Harry: You are!

Mystery: Whatever you say princess.

Harry: Excuse me?!

Mystery: What's wrong darling?

Harry: You just called me princess.

Mystery: You're pretty like a princess.

Harry: You're miserable.

Mystery: Miserable without you in my arms.

Harry: That was just bloody disgusting.

Mystery: I don't know Potter, you seem to be blushing.

Harry: Quit stalking me, and only Malfoy can call me Potter!

Mystery: Why does Draco get the honors but I don't?!

Harry: Well it's kind of our thing.

Mystery: Ohhh does someone fancy Draco?

Harry: I do not. It's just the Malfoy-Potter thing has always been our trademark.

Mystery: You're blushing again, I guess I can't make you fall in love and have five children with you if you are already in love huh?

Harry: Listen mystery boy, I am NOT in love with Malfoy, not even a little. He's a prat, but only he can call me Potter, again it's our thing.

Mystery: Whatever you say love.

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Malfoy: I almost exposed my identity, thank merlin the git is clueless

Granger: He is going on and on about how this mystery lad thought he fancied you, and how that was just so very obviously not the case.

Weasel: It's gross really, he's brainless. How he hasn't just figured it out immediately is beyond me, you're so authentically you, he should know better.

Malfoy: He's simply oblivious, unless granger spells it out for him he may never find out.

Granger: Have some faith, he'll figure it out in some time.

Weasel: If you say so beautiful.

Granger: I do Ronald, I do. Harry is smart, though he is going to be beat with a book if he  doesn't shut up about you Draco!

Malfoy: I want him, and even if I have to hide my identity for awhile to get him I will. I want him to like me for my REAL personality, and not just be disgusted by the fact that I'm me..

Weasel: That was sickening.

Malfoy: Shut up Weasel!

Granger: Shut it Ronald! That was so sweet!

Weasel: You all are just rude!

Granger: Anyways Draco, Harry left the past in the past, he won't be disgusted. He is all about throwing away the house stereotypes this year.

Malfoy: I hope you're right..

Weasel: Uh? Is she ever wrong?

Granger: Oh don't try to butter me up sweetheart, I'm not writing your paper for you.

Weasel: Dammit

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A/N: I have no clue what I'm doing anymore, I don't want to rush things between them but seeing as this is my first book in years I truthfully do not want to make it super long. Get myself warmed up a bit to writing.

Posted: 11/24/2022 HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE 🦃

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