"Gabe wake up."

Gabe didn't move, then felt lips being pressed to his forehead a moment later. He made a tired sound but moved his head up to kiss Sam properly.

"It'd be awkward if I wasn't Sam," Sam said.

"Who else would I wake up in bed with?" Gabe asked, opening his eyes to see Sam smiling.

"Good to know," Sam said, before rolling out of the bed. "We have school."

"Can't you take a day off or something? I mean you just remembered stuff, that's gotta be a good enough excuse."

"Uhh Gabe, I have other friends too. They'll want to know."

"Ugh why."

Sam just smirked before grabbing Gabe's arms and proceeding to drag him out of the bed and onto the floor. Gabe just groaned and glared at him from the floor. Sam laughed before walking to the wardrobe to find clothes. He threw a shirt to Gabe as Gabe sat up.

"It won't fit but meh," Sam said.

"You just want me to wear your clothes," Gabe said, winking.

"Can't deny that," Sam replied. He walked over and crouched to kiss Gabe quickly. "I'll be in the kitchen." He stood up and left the room, leaving Gabe to get dressed.

Gabe put on the same jeans as yesterday because why not, and put on Sam's too big plaid shirt. It smelt like Sam, and Gabe kinda just nuzzled into it, smiling to himself.

He walked into the kitchen, rolling up the sleeves enough that he'd still be able to do stuff. Sam chuckled when he saw him.

"You look adorable," Sam said, stepping forward and resting his hands on Gabe's hips. Gabe smiled and leaned up to kiss him softly.

"Oh come on guys, not in the kitchen."

They broke apart to see Dean standing there with a raised eyebrow.

"Like you never do," Sam said, rolling his eyes but going back to making breakfast. Which consisted of pancakes, because sugar. Gabe immediately went and found Sam's new hiding place for the maple syrup.

"How do you always find it?" Sam asked. "Like seriously."

"It calls to me," Gabriel whispered dramatically and Sam laughed.

~~

The four of them went to school in the Impala, Sam, Dean, Gabe and Cas. No one was even surprised at that anymore. The Novak's met them at the gate, and then the rest of their friends at the front of the school. It's too many people to actually list them all.

"Gabriel," Anna said. "How's reenacting going?"

"Screw that," Gabe said. "What's the point?"

"Woah what?" Balthazar asked. "Did you give up?"

"What?" Gabe asked. "No. He remembered."

His siblings looked over at Sam who caught their gaze and walked over to hug Gabe, his chin resting on Gabe's head.

"About time," Balthazar said as Charlie appeared from nowhere and squealed.

"Sabriel's back!" Charlie yelled, fangirling with Jo.

"Although," Jo said. "I think Adamandriel is cuter."

They all looked over at Adam and Samandriel, who had talked it out and now were always with each other. Usually holding hands while Samandriel was being shy and blushing.

Samandriel blushed at the sudden attention and buried his head into Adam's chest. Adam put an arm around him, laughing softly.

"And then there's Destiel too," Charlie said, gesturing over to where the couple was being fluffy.

"And Michifer," Gabriel suddenly added.

"What?" Anna asked.

"Who's Michifer?" Balthazar asked, both Novak's becoming suspicious.

Gabe just laughed and ran off, pulling Sam behind him. They made it into the hallway before they stopped running.

"So who's Michifer?" Sam asked.

"Uhh. Do not jump to conclusion here. It is not incest."

"What?"

"Michael and Lucifer."

"How is that not incest?"

"They were adopted."

"But you said they were abandoned together before—"

"Yeah. They were adopted by them too. They're not actually related."

"Why do you ship them?"

Gabe just smirked. "They've been acting a little suspicious lately. You'll see. We just need to get Luci over here by creating the opening for a Satan joke."

Sam laughed, and they went off to their classes.

~~


Dean and Cas were sitting with Charlie in maths. Getting lectured about their final exams.

"I'm gonna fail," Dean said as the teacher left them to study, his eyes wide. "I am going to fail."

"No you won't," Cas said reassuringly. "You just need to study."

"Exactly. How do I study?"

"Really?"

"Dude I don't even know how I got to year 12. I never studied."

"Yeah he's really lazy Cas," Charlie said. "Good luck getting him to do stuff. I gave up on that lost cause loong ago."

"Yeah thanks Charlie," Dean muttered.

Cas sighed. "I'll help you. So long as this time you don't give up halfway through studying and..."

Charlie raised an eyebrow. "Go on Cas, finish that sentence."

Cas blushed darkly and Dean smirked.

"Okay, Dean if you don't study I'll set my siblings against you."

"Oh no please don't."

"Then study."

"Fine."

Cas smiled and kissed Dean on the cheek. Dean's annoyed face turned into a smile at that.

~~

Sudden jump to lunch.

The massive group of friends were all sitting outside. Cas was leaning against Dean, Gabe sitting in between Sam's legs and leaning back against him, Adam and Samandriel sitting beside each other with held hands because they were both still shy.

"Okay no," Charlie said. "Steve and Tony are cute and all, but they're friends. Steve and Bucky however..."

"Did you not see the subtext in the Avengers?" Anna replied. "The looks Steve and Tony were giving each other? And the way Cap was looking at Tony when he woke after they thought he was dead?"

"Yeah but Steve literally broke Bucky out of being brainwashed," Charlie said. "And the trailer, he's literally fighting everyone just so they won't kill Bucky. He's even fighting Tony. For Bucky."

"That's not because of Bucky though, that's because the aspect of it is wrong," Anna said.

"I haven't seen this movie but I agree with Charlie," Benny said.

"Yeah, Stucky all the way," Sam said, Gabe nodding in agreement. Dean gaped at them.

"Sam you traitor. Stony for the win."

"I haven't seen these movies but I agree with Dean," Cas said.

"Yeah, Stony," Balthazar said.

"I gotta say Stucky," Ash said, and Samandriel and Adam agreed.

"No, definitely Stony," Garth said, Mr Fizzles and Jo agreeing.

"I think Stony too," Kevin said.

"Seriously? We're split evenly..." Gabriel said.

"No, you didn't count Mr Fizzles," Dean said.

"Dude," Sam said. "It's a sock puppet. You hate that thing."

"When it agrees with me I love it."

"Okay let's not count the puppet," Charlie said. "We need an outside opinion."

"Hell says Stucky," Lucifer said, appearing behind them. The Novak's just rolled their eyes as everyone looked at him with surprised.

"I swear Luci," Michael said, walking up behind him.

"Hey I didn't break the wall this time!"

"Yeah but Stucky. Seriously?"

"Hey at least now the vote isn't even."

"Well if you can use all of hell, I can use all of heaven. That's pretty much even again."

"Dammit you guys," Anna said. "You're supposed to help."

"You seriously thought we were going to help?" Lucifer scoffed. "Let's get an outside opinion. Author?"

"Okay that's it," Michael said, grabbing Lucifer.

"What are you going to do?" Luci said, smirking. "Cause I mean, last time I kinda enjoyed it."

Silence from everyone and Michael went red.

"Told you," Gabe muttered to Sam.

"Um," Anna said. "Um. Guys. That's weird. That's..."

"Are you implying what everything thinks you're implying?" Balthazar asked.

Michael just groaned, trying to hide behind Lucifer who was just smirking.

"Okay I'm scarred for life," Anna said. "That's incest."

"We're not related," Lucifer said. "Besides. Colours."

"Wait you can see colours?" Gabe said in surprise. "Have you been lying throughout this entire book?"

"You're not the only ones who get problems like who the hell is my soulmate," Michael muttered. "We met when we were too young to remember."

Gabe just laughed. "Oh that explains a lot. Including the banging."

"Okay please stop scarring everyone here," Sam said, putting his hand over Gabe's mouth.

"Yeah let's just go now," Michael said. "This is getting awkward." Everyone was still staring at them. "Yeah let's go."

"Fine but first," Lucifer said. "The author says Stucky."

And then they vanished.

"Dammit author," Anna muttered.

"No one going to say how weird that was?" Dean said. "They're brothers."

"No some idiots just adopted soulmates," Gabe said.

"It does explain why they're so close," Cas said.

Awkward silence.

"I'm mentally disturbed," Anna said.

Gabe was just laughing.

"Wait a second, Michifer," Balthazar said. "Michael and Lucifer. You knew about this Gabe?!"

"No. I just shipped it," Gabe said, still laughing.

~~

"Dean seriously."

"You've seen my attention span. I literally can't do this."

Cas glared at Dean. "You need to study. Pass. Get into a college. Because hell if I'm letting a college take me away from you."

"You appear to be picking up some of my language," Dean said, smirking and Cas shrugged. "Don't worry Cas. I'll...I'll try?"

"If you mean it, then actually study."

"I'll try angel, I promise."

Cas smiled softly. "Hey I've gotta go, Chuck wants us all in the house for some reason. See you tomorrow?"

"Course," Dean said, sitting up from his spot on the floor to kiss Cas gently. "See ya."

Cas smiled at him before leaving the room and walking the short distance back to his house. Dean looked at the school books all over the floor and sighed.

Do some damned work you idiot.

Did my own brain just insult me?

Yes. Now, you wanna get a college near Cas, do your damn studying.

But it's just so boring.

You want Cas or not?

...Dammit.

~~

Cas walked into the house where the rest of the Novak's were. Michael and Lucifer were looking at Chuck kinda sheepishly.

"You're not joking are you?" he said wearily. "Great. Good to know. Two of my kids are fu—"

"Heya dad," Cas said.

"Great you're all here," Chuck said, Becky walking into the room too. "Now the reason you're all here..."

"Is it coz we're awesome and you have some sort of epic reward?" Balthazar asked.

"Oo did we get a dog?" Gabe said.

"No it would be a cat," Anna said.

"Maybe a snake," Luci said.

"Why would we get a snake?"

"I dunno, I wanted to be different."

"You were different the moment you were named Lucifer."

"Are we going on vacation?"

"Are we going to Vegas?"

"No let's go to New York."

"What about Australia?"

Chuck just watched as everyone started talking at once with stupid suggestions.

"They're gonna be disappointed," Becky said.

"Yep," Chuck said. "Okay. Children. Much as we love you all, we're kicking you out of the house."

The Novak's fell to silence.

"Not Gabriel, Anna or Samandriel. The rest of you though..."

"Yeah," Becky said. "Raphael, why do you even still live here?"

Raphael shrugged from where he was standing in the corner.

"Since when are you even in this room?" Gabe said. He shrugged again.

"Michael and Lucifer," Chuck said. "Go get married and get your own house."

"I have no objection to that," Michael said.

"I have no job," Lucifer said. "Breaking the fourth wall doesn't pay too well."

"Then get a job," Chuck said, rolling his eyes. "You're all hopeless. Balthazar, Castiel, if you don't go to college..."

"Oh come on," Balthazar whined as Cas just nodded.

"Yeah, we're kind of going broke having to look after all of you," Chuck said. "And over half of you are adults."

"We weren't going to tell you, but we can't even pay the bills," Becky said.

"Wait what?" Gabe said.

"Why didn't you tell us?" Michael said, all the siblings suddenly getting concerned.

Chuck just shrugged. "You were all too happy."

"And now we all feel bad," Lucifer said.

"Oh don't put the guilt on me," Chuck said. "Just...try and make something of your lives would you?"

The Novak's all nodded, and then dispersed.

Cas was about to go to sleep when he got a text...not from Dean, from Sam.

He opened it to find a picture of Dean, asleep on top of a textbook, pen still in hand. Cas smiled softly at the picture, before putting his phone down and going to sleep.

~~

Such randomness. There's probably going to be a few big time skips after this.

So I'm supposed to be doing the rest of my holiday homework but I literally just can't bring myself to. Like, I'll look at the homework, but no matter what I say to myself I physically can't pick up one of the books...I should probably fix that before school next week.

Hey happy Australia Day. Yes, we have a day to celebrate Australia. Why? No idea. I mean what even is the point? I just like it coz fireworks.

*Gives you all donuts*