First of all: Hi guys.

Before you ask, the next chapter is still going underway, but since I am really bored during this long three-week break from school, here's an incorrect quotes chapter.

(Credit to the original owners of the quotes.) Without further ado, let's resume with the 'chapter'

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ARIES, banging on the door: Aquarius, open up!

AQUARIUS: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

LIBRA: No, he meant-

CANCER: Let him finish.

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SAGITTARIUS: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

TAURUS: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

LEO: I recorded the dumb stuff.

AQUARIUS: I joined you on the dumb stuff.

VIRGO: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.

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SCORPIO: Hey guys, guess what I got?

LIBRA: A girlfriend?

CAPRICORN: A real job?

VIRGO: A friend your age?

SCORPIO: No!

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[LEO is ordering cake on the phone]

PHONE: And what would you like the cake to say?

LEO, to GEMINI: Do we want a talking cake?

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[On Halloween]

PISCES: Aries, we need more candy.

ARIES: But there's only been like four kids

PISCES: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

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SCORPIO: Guys, what colour is Aquarius' shirt?

TAURUS: Grey.

CAPRICORN: Grey.

GEMINI: Grey.

SCORPIO: Uh-huh. Now Aqua, tell them what colour you said your shirt was.

AQUARIUS: ...Dark white.

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LEO: What's your biggest fear?

SCORPIO: Heights.

LEO: Oh... ok... that's understandable.

LEO: Mine is broccoli but I kinda feel stupid about it now.

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[Sagittarius and Aquarius are shopping for groceries]

SAGITTARIUS: How dumb does Libra think we are?

AQUARIUS: Sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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UNIVERSE, when the zodiacs took care of his home: Hello people who do not live here!

TAURUS: Hey.

SCORPIO: Hi

CANCER: Yo

UNIVERSE: I gave you the key for emergencies only

SAGITTARIUS: We were out of food.

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GEMINI: Why is Aries doing the laundry so loudly?

CANCER: So everyone knows no one helps in this house/mansion.

ARIES, in the distance: [slams the washing machine shut]

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PISCES: What's worse than a heartbreak?

LEO: Realising that dragons can't blow out the candles on their birthday cake

PISCES:

PISCES: Bro-

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PISCES: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say "AAH"

OTHER ZODIACS: -screams in terror-

PISCES: ...That's close enough.

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VIRGO: I'm crying.

VIRGO: [points at Scorpio] You made me cry

SCORPIO: Baby

VIRGO: Now it isn't time for pet names.

SCORPIO:

SCORPIO: I'm calling you baby

SCORPIO: I'm insulting you.

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GALAXY: Orion, have you seen the thing?

ORION: What thing?

GALAXY, pacing around worriedly: You know, the thing! I seem to have misplaced it and it's of great importance.

ANTLIA, peeks into the room: Hey Galaxy!

GALAXY: Ah, there it is!

ORION:

ORION: You lost Antlia?

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[Gym class]

LEO: Sorry I'm late.

GEMINI: What happened?

LEO: Nothing. I just really didn't want to come.

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LIBRA: It's kind of cold.

ARIES: Here -takes off his jacket and gives it to Libra- Take my jacket

SAGITTARIUS, to AQUARIUS: I'm cold too.

AQUARIUS:  Well damn Saggi! I don't control the weather.

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CAPRICORN: So what's it like being Taurus' best friend?

SAGITTARIUS: Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me. And she brought me a glass of ice and said, "Wait".

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CANCER: There's a message in my cereal. It says "ooooooo"

TAURUS: Cancer, those are Cheerios.

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GEMINI: I brought you some food!

SCORPIO: [silently takes food]

GEMINI: Can I get a "thank y-"

SCORPIO: [growling while slowly closing the door]

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PISCES: Stop saying "I know" to everything

VIRGO: I know.

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CAPRICORN: You need a hobby.

AQUARIUS: I have a hobby

CAPRICORN: Giving Aries greeting hugs isn't a hobby

AQUARIUS: You're right. It's a profession and I excel at my job.

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AQUARIUS: Will you be the yee to my haw?

SAGITTARIUS: I'm begging you to stop.

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VIRGO: We're so in sync. We finish each other's-

LEO: Leo

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SAGITTARIUS: Ok yeah I'm in love with Aquarius. I have loving feelings for Aquarius. But does that mean I am IN love with them? No-

SAGITTARIUS: Oh my god. I'm in love with Aquarius.

SAGITTARIUS, to the others except for Aqua: Why didn't you guys tell me?

TAURUS: We thought you knew.

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UNIVERSE: Aquarius, may I speak with you for a minute?

AQUARIUS: Oooh, someone is in trouble!

AQUARIUS, standing up from his seat and walks over to Universe: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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LEO: Rules are made to be broken

VIRGO: They are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

GEMINI: Pinatas

CAPRICORN: Glow sticks

PISCES: Karate boards

CANCER: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

LEO: Rules.

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PISCES, to LIBRA: If I run and leap at Capricorn, he would almost certainly catch me in his arms.

PISCES: [noticed Capricorn walking over with a coffee cup] COMING IN -runs at Capricorn-

CAPRICORN: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!

CAPRICORN: -drops the coffee cup on the floor and catches Pisces-

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GEMINI: I love your heart-shaped sunglasses, they're very festive.

VIRGO: I'm in love

GEMINI: With who?

VIRGO: Myself.

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CANCER: So what time does the judgemental express arrive?

LIBRA: Virgo and Scorpio get here at noon.

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LIBRA, to Aries, Gemini, Taurus and Cancer: What if we inverted out initials? Pibra Laris.

ARIES: Rries Aamiraz

TAURUS: Baurus Tlair

GEMINI: Semini Ginclair

CANCER: Cancer Can- this is a stupid game.

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OPHIUCHUS: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

SERPENS: Are thosssssse gummy bearsssss wrapped in a fruit roll up?

OPHIUCHUS: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

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So, in case you are wondering why Serpens holds the 's', that's how his character is like since you know... he's a snake. In case you forgot who he is, he's in Chapter 4.

Speaking of chapters, I should probably work on the next chapter.

Stay safe everyone! And make sure to wash your hands <3