{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}

Lay: I really miss Satansoo ;^;

Zhilan: Satansoo?

Sehun: That's what we call our friend Kyungsoo.

Lay: I literally call him Satansoo all the time, how have you not noticed? You're my sister.

Chanyeol: He's working right now, just go visit him.

Lay: But I want him to join our chat ;^; poor guy probably feels excluded.

{open chat: Soojin and Chanyeol}

Chanyeol: Since the group chat has turned into a complete mess and has nothing to do with the plan, should we just let Kyungsoo join?

Soojin: Actually, it would be a good idea to add him because I could add Jun-Oh in as well.

Chanyeol: You're a genius.

Soojin: Lol thanks.

{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}

Chanyeol added 1 person to the chat

Soojin added 1 person to the chat

- : ???

Lay: MY KYUNGIE ( ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ

- : Soojin... what did you put me in??

Chanyeol: Oh, Jun-Oh? we started this group chat with a bunch of people. I'm Chanyeol, the guy who paid for Soojin's drink.

Jun-Oh: Wait, who is everyone in the chat?

{open chat: Lay and Chanyeol}

Lay: Is this the Jun-Oh you're trying to set up with Kyungsoo???

Chanyeol: Yes, so please don't say anything stupid.

Lay: When have I ever said anything stupid?

Chanyeol: ...

Lay: That's right, never.

Chanyeol: That's not why I didn't respond...

{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}

Jun-Oh: Wait, who is ***-****?

Tao: Our friend Kyungsoo.

Lay: Our Satansoo (｡╯ᴗ╰)〜♡

Baekhyun: uwu

Lay:

Lay: Look at him OυO

Sehun: I keep seeing the υ changing from a mouth to a nose.

Zhilan: Pft.

Soojin: Awe omg!

Kyungsoo: Lay, I will kick the shit out of you.

Lay: 0.0 ... I'm sorry dad.

Kyungsoo: Don't call me dad.

{open chat: Soojin and Jun-Oh}

Soojin: Looks like you got his number after all ;)

Jun-Oh: sOOJIN WHY WAS I PUT HERE?

Soojin: Cause why not?

Jun-Oh: HOW WERE YOU EVEN PUT IN????

Soojin: Oh, I'm friends with Chanyeol and we were adding all of our good friends to the chat.

Jun-Oh: You're friends with Chanyeol? How did that happen?

Soojin: It all started when he paid for my drink the day Kyungsoo gave you his number.

Jun-Oh: Cute.

Soojin: What?

Jun-Oh: You guys are cute.

Soojin: What?

Jun-Oh: yOU GUYS ARE CUTE!

Soojin: I don't understand.

Jun-Oh: Omg... I THINK YOU TWO SHOULD GET TOGETHER!
Jun-Oh: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW?

Soojin: Ewww.
Soojin: Gross.

Jun-Oh: So you're saying you don't like him?

Soojin: Yeah, no.

Jun-Oh: Yeah, or no?

Soojin: Yes.

Jun-Oh: So you don't like him?

Soojin: No.

Jun-Oh: What?

Soojin: Yes.

Jun-Oh: I'm so confused.

{open chat: Kyungsoo and Chanyeol}

Kyungsoo: Why am I in a chat with Jun-Oh?

Chanyeol: Well, I was in the chat with most of our friends plus Lay's sister, Zhilan. And then Soojin since we're friends. I decided to add you and I guess Soojin thought about adding Jun-Oh as well since they're best friends.

Kyungsoo: Is this a set up?

Chanyeol: What? No, it was just a coincidence.

Kyungsoo: Alright...

Chanyeol: I promise.
Chanyeol: But hey, you got her number ;)

Kyungsoo: And you got Soojin's.

Chanyeol: What?

Kyungsoo: oH YoU LikE hER bEcAUse YOu pAiD fOr HeR dRiNK.

Chanyeol: Yo, don't use my own words against me. Plus, it's different with me because I'm nice and would do that normally.

Kyungsoo: Okay, whatever, you don't like Soojin.

Chanyeol: I mean I never said no.

Kyungsoo: HAH!

Chanyeol: But I never said yes.

Kyungsoo: So, you don't know?

Chanyeol: I do know... but I just haven't said my answer.

Kyungsoo: Okay, whatever.

{open chat: 'Hi, Welcome to Chili's'}

Lay: And then I said...
Lay: What can I say man?

Baekhyun: Woahh (∩╹∀╹∩)

Luhan: I've heard worse stories from you. I'm still concerned for your health though.

Zhilan: I'm sad that I'm related to him.

Sehun: I would be too.

Chanyeol: Sorry, I was busy, what?

Lay: Sucks to be you.

Chanyeol: ... You know what, I didn't want to know anyway.