ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 𝟹
You got up your hair all messy but something caught your eye in your room
Handprints all over the wall
"EHHHH?!?! WAS SOMEONE TRYING TO GET IN?!!?"
You brought out Musharna. "Musharna do you know what happened last night?!?" She shook (SHOOK) her head.
Musharna looked around seeing handprints and it looked like she was thinking.
Musharna now looked at a bookshelf and grabbed one of the books and gave it to her and flipped to a page called Diclonius Quirk. "Eh?"
You scratched the top of your head and felt something.
"WHATS ON MY HEAD?!?!!?"
Musharna jumped from your yelling and went back into her Pokeball.
"Wait what the fuck how did you do that."
"BACK TO THESE THINGS ON MY HEAD??"
You ran to the bathroom and your eyes widened noticing you had horns.
You squealed. You thought you heard your neighbor yell "SHUT UP!" You giggled nervously.
You went back to the book and bookmarked the page and read about this Diclonius Quirk.
You fell asleep reading it and a buzz woke you from your phone.
1 new message from 1-A chat.
"Eh?" You opened up your phone.
Katy Perry: Who changed my name?
I will Kermit: I didn't
Katy Perry: Who are you?
I will Kermit: Ah! I'm L/N Y/N! Kaminari invited me to this chat!
Katy Perry: I see, I'm Todoroki Shoto.
I will Kermit: Nice to meet you Todoroki!
Katy Perry: You too.
Bakubitch is online
Bakubitch: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NAME
I will Kermit: I don't even have admin in this group chat.. You seem like a rude person..
Bakubitch: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
I will Kermit: wHo ThE fUcK aRe yOu Uno reverse card. (Deleted)
Katy Perry: This isn't going to be good.
Bakubitch: WHAT DID YOU JUST TYPE
I will Kermit deleted a message
I will Kermit: What do you mean?
Bakubitch: YOU DELETED THE FUCKING MESSAGE!
I will Kermit: Anways.. Who're (yo dude it didn't autocorrect to Who're so it was just whore lmfao) you?
Bakubitch: BAKUGO KATSUKI THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO
I will Kermit: I'm L/N Y/N!
Bakubitch: DON'T ACT ALL NICE NOW
I will Kermit:
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Bakubitch: What the fuck
Katy Perry: I'm surprised he didn't use caps lock.
ElectricBoi is Online
ElectricBoi: ❓ Maybe I'll be Tracer 😛💨🕰️ ❗ I'm already Tracer 🏳️🌈👩❤️💋👩 ❔ What about Widowmaker 💜🕷️ ❕ I'm already Widowmaker 🕸️ 👌🏿💯I'll be Bastion 🤖 🚫 N͘͞E͞͠R̷͘F͟ ͞͠BAS̢͞Ţ͢IO̢N͟҉҉ ⚰️ 🤷 You're right; so, Winston 🐵👍🏿 🍌 I wanna be Winston 🦍 🗡️ I guess I'll be Genji 🐱👤 😏 I'm already Genji 👤 💀 Then I'll be McCree 🤠👌 🔫 I already chose McCree 🕛☠️ ✋ I have an idea 🙋 ❓ What's your idea? 🤔 🙌 You should be— 😇🦶 🙅 I'm not gonna be Mercy ‼️✨
I will Kermit: wtf
Bakubitch: that's a fucking dead meme dunce face
ElectricBoi: woah! Bakugo knows memes?! Or should I say Bakubitch
Bakubitch: SHUT THE FUCK UP
I will Kermit: Ho ho ho ha ha 😂🤣😂, ho ho ho he ha🤣🤣. Hello there😃👋, old chum👴👵. I'm 🙅♀️ g'not 🙅♀️a g'nelf🧝👎. I'm 🙅♀️g'not🙅♀️ a g'noblin👺👎👺. I'm a g'nome🎅😁!! And you've been, GNOOOMED🎅🤣😂😂🤣🤣!!!
Katy Perry: Can we stop with the memes?
ElectricBoi: ✋🐸✋🐸✋🐸✋🐸 o shit waddup 👋 here 🚲 come dat bଠi🚲🚲 right🚲🚲th 🐸 ere✋✋✋ dat 🐸 boi ✔🐸 ✔if dat boi 🐸 ƽai so 💯 i sai so 💯 thats what im talking about right there 🚲 o shit (chorus: ଠ sʰᶦᵗ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ✋✋O0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ 💯 🐸🐸🐸 👋👋 waddup
I will Kermit: Almost 😅😩🙄 heaven 😇👼💫⭐🌌✝👏🙏 West ⬅🧭 Virginia♍👧👦🤓🤠 Blue🐋💙📘🔵🔹 Ridge mountain🌄🗻🏔⛰🌋 Shanandoa River 🏞️🌊🏞️🏞️ Life 🧬🤱🏼👼🌿👶🏽🐣🐑🌱 is old 👵🏼📼🕸🍁🦕🥀🦖🍂👴🏻🔞☎📺🕰💀👻 there, older ☎👵🏼📼👴🏻🔞☎📺💀🦕🥀🦖🍁⏲️🍂👻👵🏼📼🕸 than the trees 🌲🌳🌱🌴🎄🌳🌲🍃 Younger 🤱🏼👨👧👦🌱🐣🍼👶 than the mountains 🌄🗻🏔⛰🌋, blowing 🌬🍃🐡🍆 like the breeze💨 🌬🍃💨🍃🎐💨🌬🍃 Country 🇺🇸🏞🌎👨🌾🇺🇸🏈🏕🌽🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🛣️🚘🛣🚗 take me home 🏡🌇🏡🌆🏘 to the place 🏞🌆🌳🏡🌃🏞🏕 I belong ☺🧖♂️😊🇺🇸💆🏼♂🤗 West ⬅🧭 Virginia♍👧👦🤓🤠 mountain⛰🗻🌄🗻🏔🌋 mamma 👩👧👧🤰🏼👩👩👦👩👧👩👩👧🤰🏻👩👩👧👦👩👦👩👩👦👦🤰🏾👩👩👧👧 Take me home 🌇🏡🌆🏠🏘 country 🏞🌎🇺🇸👨🌾🇺🇸🌽🏈🏕🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🚗🛣🚘🛣 All my memories 🙄💭📝😴🤔💭 gathered 👫👪👨👩👧👧👭👨👦👦👨👨👦👩👦👦👩👩👧👧👩👧👦👨👩👦👦👨👨👦👦👨👩👧👬👨👧👦👨👧 'round ⭕⚪⚫🔴🔵 her 👩🏼👧🏾👩🏻🦱👵🏼👮🏼♀👷🏾♀💂🏻♀👩🏻⚕👩🏾🌾👩🏿🍳👩🏿🎓👩🏻🎤👩🏽🏫👩🏼🏭👩🏾💻👩🏾💼👩🏼🦲👩🏿🔧👩🏻🔬👩🏾🎨👩🏼🚒👩🏿✈🤰🏾🤦🏼♀🤷🏾♀💃🏻👱🏿♀ Miners' ⛏💎💎⛏💎⛏ Lady 👩🏿🔧👩🏻🔬👩🏿🎓👩🏻🎤🤰🏾🤦🏼👩🏼💁🏼👸🏽👧🏾👩🏻🦱 ♀👩🏼🚒👩🏿✈🤷🏾♀💃🏻👱🏿♀👵🏼👮🏼♀👷🏾♀💂🏻♀ stranger 👥🕵🏻👀🕵🏻♀🕴🏼🦸🏾♂👥🦹🏼♀🕴🏼to 2️⃣✌️🕑 blue 📘🔵🔹💙🐋 water 🌊💦💧🌊💦💦💦 Dark 🌚🌑◼🕶🌑🕴🏿💼🖤🕴🏿⚫🔲▪👩🏿🎓◾🌚🕶🕴🏿🏴✒🌑and dusty 🕸🧹🧽🧼🕸🕸 painted 🎨👨🏽🎨🖼🖌👩🏻🎨 on 🔛💯 the sky 💫🌟🌪🌤🌧🌓⛅🎑🌗☄⚡🌈🌫✨ Misty 🌫☁🌫🌫 taste 🤤😋😋 of moonshine 🌓🌚✨🌖🌛🌗🥃🌜🌕🌗🌘🥃🌑🌝🌒✨🌔🌙✨✨🥃🥃 teardrop 😭😢😿💧😪 in my eye 👁👁🗨🙄🤪👀🤓 Country 🇺🇸🏞🌎👨🌾🇺🇸🏈🏕🌽🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🛣️🚘🛣🚗 take me home 🏡🌇🏡🌆🏘 to the place 🏞🌆🌳🏡🌃🏞🏕 I belong ☺🧖♂️😊🇺🇸💆🏼♂🤗 West ⬅🧭 Virginia♍👧👦🤓🤠 mountain⛰🗻🌄🗻🏔🌋 mamma 👩👧👧🤰🏼👩👩👦👩👧👩👩👧🤰🏻👩👩👧👦👩👦👩👩👦👦🤰🏾👩👩👧👧 Take me home 🌇🏡🌆🏠🏘 country 🏞🌎🇺🇸👨🌾🇺🇸🌽🏈🏕🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🚗🛣🚘🛣 I 👁👁🗨🙄🤪👀🤓 hear👂🏽🎧🎵🙉🎶 her 👩🏼👧🏾👩🏻🦱👵🏼👮🏼♀👷🏾♀💂🏻♀👩🏻⚕👩🏾🌾👩🏿🍳👩🏿🎓👩🏻🎤👩🏽🏫👩🏼🏭👩🏾💻👩🏾💼👩🏼🦲👩🏿🔧👩🏻🔬👩🏾🎨👩🏼🚒👩🏿✈🤰🏾🤦🏼♀🤷🏾♀💃🏻👱🏿♀ voice 🗣👨🏿🎤🙊🎤👩🏻🎤 in the morning 🌅☕🌄🏞 hour ⏳⏱🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛⏰⌛ she 👩🏾💼👩🏼🦲👩🏿🔧👩🏻🔬👩👧👩👩👧 🤦🏼♀🤷🏾♀💃🏻👱🏿♀👩👩👧👦 calls 🤙🏽📲📞☎📳📶💬 me 🤓🤠 The radio 📻🎶🎷🎵🎺🔊 reminds 🙄💭🤔 me 🤓🤠 of my 🤠🤓 home 🏡🌇🏡🌆🏘 far away 🏖🌎🔭🔭 And drivin' 🚗🚙 down ⬇👎🏻📉🔽👇🏾⤵↙⏬📩↘ the road 🛣️🛣️🚘🛣 I 👁👁🗨🙄🤪👀🤓 get the feeling 😢😩😍 that I 👁👁🗨🙄🤪👀🤓 should 😒😳🙄 have been home 🏡🌇🏡🌆🏘 yesterday 🕧🕦🕥🕤🕣🕠🕟🕞🕝🕜📆 😵 yesterday 🕧🕦🕥🕤🕣🕠🕟🕞🕝🕜📆 😵Country 🇺🇸🏞🌎👨🌾🇺🇸🏈🏕🌽🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🛣️🚘🛣🚗 take me home 🏡🌇🏡🌆🏘 to the place 🏞🌆🌳🏡🌃🏞🏕 I belong ☺🧖♂️😊🇺🇸💆🏼♂🤗 West ⬅🧭 Virginia♍👧👦🤓🤠 mountain⛰🗻🌄🗻🏔🌋 mamma 👩👧👧🤰🏼👩👩👦👩👧👩👩👧🤰🏻👩👩👧👦👩👦👩👩👦👦🤰🏾👩👩👧👧 Take me home 🌇🏡🌆🏠🏘 country 🏞🌎🇺🇸👨🌾🇺🇸🌽🏈🏕🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🚗🛣🚘🛣 Country 🇺🇸🏞🌎👨🌾🇺🇸🏈🏕🌽🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🛣️🚘🛣🚗 take me home 🏡🌇🏡🌆🏘 to the place 🏞🌆🌳🏡🌃🏞🏕 I belong ☺🧖♂️😊🇺🇸💆🏼♂🤗 West ⬅🧭 Virginia♍👧👦🤓🤠 mountain⛰🗻🌄🗻🏔🌋 mamma 👩👧👧🤰🏼👩👩👦👩👧👩👩👧🤰🏻👩👩👧👦👩👦👩👩👦👦🤰🏾👩👩👧👧 Take me home 🌇🏡🌆🏠🏘 country 🏞🌎🇺🇸👨🌾🇺🇸🌽🏈🏕🇺🇸 roads 🛣️🚗🛣🚘🛣
ElectricBoi: Uh-okay,👌🆗 shawty♀️👧🏿👧🏻 know what's up☝️⏫, shawty♀️👧🏿👧🏻 want a rockstar🎸👨🏿🎤🎹🥁 Shawty🍆💦 want a wokstar👨🎤🎸🎹🥁🎙️🔊, okay👌👌🆗👌, shawty👩❤️👨👧♀️ want a rockstar🎸👨🎤🎹🥁🔊🔊 Uh-okay🆗👌👌👌🆗, shawty know💭🤔 what's up⏫☝️👆⬆️🆙, shawty👩❤️👨👧♀️💦 want a rockstar👨🏿🎤🎹🥁🔊 Shawty👧💦👩❤️👨 want a wokstar👨🏿🎤💦🥁🎹💊💉, okay, shawty♀️👧 want a rockstar👨🏿🎤🥁🎹💉💊🔊
Walk🚶♂️🐾👟👢 in that bitch🐶🐕♀️ with my toolie, walk👢👟🐾🚶♂️🚶♂️ in that bitch 🐶♀️🐕with Lil Uzi🔫🔫🔫 These bitches ♀️🐕🐶👧they bitin' they lip👄👅😜, they chosin', lookin' like groupies🥰🥰🥰😎🥰😍🤗😪🤩🤩🤩 Fuckin'🍑💦🍆 that bitch🐶 in my coupe🏎️🚗🚘🚘, okay👌🆗 Fuckin'🍑💦🍆 that bitch🐕🐩💦 in the lot🅿️🅿️♿🅿️🚘, fucking that bitch🐩💦🍆 in the spot (ooh)😩 Uh, polka dot🔴⚫⚪, all of these hoes🍑♀️👩❤️💋👩, they mine (ooh) All of this jewelry💎💍💎💎💎🥇💰, it mine (ooh), all of these bitches🐩🍑💦, they mine Feel like Big Sean😩, yeah, ooh🍑🍆💦😩, feel like a don, yeah, ooh😩🍆 Fuckin'🍑💦🍆🍆 this bitch🐕🐩💦🍆, I swear she be lying🤫🤫🤫 (what, what?)🤔🤔🤔🤷🤷♂️ White on rice🍚🍙🌾, diamonds💎💍💎💎 ice🏔️🥶❄️, came😩💦💦 through with the ice❄️💎🥶🏔️ I'm Lil Boat⛴️⛵🚢🛳️🛥️🌊 with the Sprite🚰 (Lil Boat) Dynamite🧨🔥, she gon' blow 🌬️🍆tonight🌌😴 (Carti)
Uh-okay,👌🆗 shawty♀️👧🏿👧🏻 know what's up☝️⏫, shawty♀️👧🏿👧🏻 want a rockstar🎸👨🏿🎤🎹🥁 Shawty🍆💦 want a wokstar👨🎤🎸🎹🥁🎙️🔊, okay👌👌🆗👌, shawty👩❤️👨👧♀️ want a rockstar🎸👨🎤🎹🥁🔊🔊 Uh-okay🆗👌👌👌🆗, shawty know💭🤔 what's up⏫☝️👆⬆️🆙, shawty👩❤️👨👧♀️💦 want a rockstar👨🏿🎤🎹🥁🔊 Shawty👧💦👩❤️👨 want a wokstar👨🏿🎤💦🥁🎹💊💉, okay, shawty♀️👧 want a rockstar👨🏿🎤🥁🎹💉💊
All of these flows🌊🚰 is mine⛏️⛏️, all of these 🍑🍑♀️hoes is mine⛏️⛏️ Shawty 🍑♀️😩want a ⛰️⭐rockstar👨🎤🎸🎹, okay👌🆗, shawty♀️👩👧🍑 want a rockstar🎧🎵🎻🎸🎹🔊, La Flame🔥 Out there 🤑spendin'💸💸💲 it loosely, bigger the 💎💍💍diamonds💎✨, I'm juicy💦🍹 Fuck🍑💦🍆🍆 with the jeans👖, it's Gucci🇲🇱, I been out livin' unruly Yuh,😩 board 🚶♂️the jet✈️✈️🛫, all of the 🍑♀️hoes is wet💦💦🌊💧 Yuh, 😩private flex💪💪🏋️♀️, never 👎🙅dip on the set🎬🎥 Drank🍷🍺🍻, don't do wine👎🍷🙅♀️, got two🥈2️⃣ hoes🍑💦 in a bind, yuh😩 Ass🍑 on rewind⏮️⏪🔙, put the 💵💲cash,💰 on her ♀️spine🦴👩🎨, yuh😩 Fill me up☝️🆙, double✌️2️⃣ cup☕, yuh😩, okay👌🆗, shawty♀️🍑 know🤔💭 what's up🆙⬆️☝️ Shawty♀️👩🏻 want a rockstar⛰️🗿⭐, shawty♀️🍑 want a rockstar👨🎤🎸🎹, okay👌🆗 Shawty♀️👩🍑 want a rockstar👨🎤🎸🎹🔊, okay👌🆗🆗, okay🆗👌, shawty♀️👩 know🤔 what's up☝️🆙
I will Kermit: snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff👃oh😯 yes👍 my dear🦌sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff👃quite pungent indeed😤is that....dare I say....🤔sssssssnniff...👃😤eggs🥚🥚I smell?🤭......sniff sniff👃👃....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling😍😍....sniff👃....quite pungent eggs🥚😍😏 yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff🥚👃💨....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese🧀.....quite wet ☺💦my dear🦌....sniff👃...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff👃.....please my dear🦌....another if you please😫🙏....nice a big now....
💨💨BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF😫💨
Oh yes...very good!🤤😈....very sloppy💦 and wet💦 my dear🦌....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget💩💩 I see on the rim?🅾️...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little👌 taste👅👄❤😫 before the sniff😍👃 my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate👴👵👼 bit of chocolate💩🥞🍩🍫 my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff😤.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff😤😤👃.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry🍜......hmmm....that fragrance🤔 is quite noticeable😮....yes.....onion🌰 and garlic chutney🍯😛🤩😍
ElectricBoi: PREHEATING THE OVEN IS A SCAM 🕵️ RAN BY THE Government 💼 TO TAKE YOUR Money 💷 !
Every fucking 🍆 time 🕒 I buy 💷 a frozen ❄ pizza 🍕 , I put that sassy bitch 💅 in right 👉 when I start the oven 🔥 . Why? Because I've figured 🤓 it out. That's right Uncle Sam 🇺🇸 , I'm onto you 🔬 .
The directions 👈 for my favorite pizza 🍕 is to heat 🔥 the oven 🔥 to 425F and cook ✨ for 15 minutes 🕒 . My oven takes 14 minutes to preheat. So, this whole cooking 🍳 process takes about 30 minutes? ⌚ No way. Not a chance ⚖ in hell, buckaroo 🐮 . When I shove 💪 my pizza 🍕 in that oven prematurely 🍆 , I add 3-4 minutes 🕒 to compensate 💷 . This means I wait a total ⚖ of 18-19 minutes vs 30. And guess what? 🤔 It tastes fucking delicious 😍 . Ask any of my kids 👩👧👦 I cook them frozen ❄ pizzas 🍕 all the time ⌚ and they can't get enough 🖐️ , thanks 🤝 to my unequivocal 👍 superior 🥇 intelligence 🤓 . The pizza 🍕 turns out just fine 👌 and it poses no health 🤮 threat. Source I've been doing this for 12 years. ⏳
So nice 👍 try, Mr. President. 🇺🇸 I know you want all of us to cook 🔥 our pizzas 🍕 for that extra 10 minutes ⌚ to make us use a little extra electricity 🌩 Maybe it isn't significant 🔬 if one person cooks their frozen ❄ Italian 🍝 love pie for 10 extra minutes, but you're a thinker 💭 You're looking at the grand scheme of things. MILLIONS 💷 💷 💷 of people cooking 🔥 their pizza 🍕 for 10 minutes extra? That's straight theft 🤐, my man. And I ain't giving in to that scheme . 🤓
I will Kermit: Please 👨🍳 Daddy ❤️ Gordon give me ur lamb sauce 😩🐑💦 give it to me raw 🍖 like this meal 🍽️ ive been a very rotten 🧟♀️ girl 👩 what am I? A 🍞whore🍞 sandwich! Finally! Some good 👉 fucking👌food 🍑
Bakubitch: what the fuck
ElectricBoi: ok 2 much memes
Bakubitch: fucking finally
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