A/N: We all had an alter ego phase let's be real. And apparently my young self decided to write eight fanfics, and then scrap them and put them in an old file where Google having depression was the name of an empty text document.

Googleplier X Fem!

Clara opens her door to find a small package, she picks it up and takes it inside. She places it on her floor to open later, but to her surprise something -or rather someone- jumps out of the box spooking the living daylights out of her. "What in the?" she starts, the person gives her an evil grin. "Who are you?" Clara asks,"Google IRL, or better known as Googleplier," the man replies his smile never faltering, "I already know who you are Miss Clara,"."How?!" Clara startles, the man cringes at her loud confused voice,"I have been sent here by your aunt, Mistress Felicity," he replies,"Of course, she would," Clara grumbles, "I heard that she got involved in a car crash,""She did. And she doesn't trust me to be alone inside the house," Googleplier's grin widens."Why didn't she tell me about you in the first place. She could've called," Clara protests,Google's mouth flattens into a line, "Reasons," he says. Clara looks at the droid with an annoyed expression,"Well that's great... My Aunt trusts me with a creepy Korean android who could kill me at any given time," Clara rants, she walks down the hallway and kicks her bedroom door open. She groans and pulls a greyish-blue hoodie out of her closet, she walks back down to Google and throws the piece of clothing at his face, "Wear this," she says.Google takes the item off his face and looks at her in an angry way, he grumbles and puts on the hoodie. Clara looks at Google's floofed up black hair, she walks into her bedroom and grabs a comb, she walks back to Google, he just watches her unblinking and that creepy grin was still plastered on his face. Clara rolls her eyes and walks over to Google, he walks backwards and away from her. "I just want to comb your hair dude, jeeze," Clara grabs Google's shoulder, he looks at her with his creepy fake brown eyes. When Clara was done with combing Google's hair, he swiped it over his left eye and wondered over to the couch. He sits down on the couch and stares at Clara with his creepy ass grin, "Why did it have to be me?" she asks him,"You are the eldest of her nieces and nephews," he replies,"But why not John or Mandy. They'd be up for it," she complains,"Your aunt also thought you needed a companion,","Where did she get that from?" Clara asks crossing her arms with an annoyed look. Google simply points to her chest, Clara looks down to see a scar, "That's what I got when someone legitimately broke my heart,". Google nods,"You need someone to keep you company. Someone who won't do that. Besides you have no choice but to keep me," he says creepily."I can already tell I'm going to regret this," Clara sighs, Google giggles deeply, Clara glares at the droid. He stops laughing, and goes back to his creepy grinning. Clara groans and facepalms, she looks back up to see Google way too close for comfort, she squeaks and jumps back, but the droid had a firm grip on her forearm. He looks down at her with glowing red eyes, "If you even think of getting rid of me, you'll be in a world of pain," he says. Google lets go of Clara's arm and smiles at her "And if you harm yourself. I'm going to have to look after you until you are better. Okay,". The droid walks back to the couch and brings up a holographic screen, he clicks a button and an update window appears.Clara looks down at him, his eyes still watch her, Clara swallows and wonders into the kitchen to get herself some lunch. "How the heck?" there was a bottle of honey in her cupboard, she takes it out, then looks everywhere, there was no food anywhere in the kitchen. "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid," Clara hits her head, "I forgot to go shopping,". Google stops his update momentarily and walks to her, he looks at her head then walks off again satisfied. "I need to go shopping," Clara says, Google looks at her with a frown, "You can come if you want,". Google's upgrade was complete anyway so he stood up and walked toward Clara.

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"Come on," Clara calls to the droid, she was already in the car and the droid was staring at the car door. Clara opens the door for the droid from the inside and pats the passenger seat, the droid reluctantly sits down, he looks at her with fear in his eyes. "Wow. Scared of cars huh?" Clara says, Google looks at her with a smirk,"Scared of an android?" he questions playfully. Clara huffs and drives to the store without another word.

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Clara places the last food item in the fridge, she wipes her forehead. Clara looks at the couch expecting to see Google sitting there, but he wasn't, "Hey uh... Google?" she calls, Google jumps up from behind the bench scaring Clara. Google laughs a genuine laugh, Clara soon joins in, "You had me there!" she exclaims.Google soon stops laughing "That never happened," he says walking over to the couch, Clara stops him in his tracks. "You're a stubborn human, aren't you?" he asks playfully, Clara gives him a little giggle in response. Google rolls his eyes and tries to walk around the coffee table but Clara stops him,"Do you have some sort of relationship with the couch?" Clara asks jokingly, Google picks Clara up bridle style and looks at her straight in the eyes,"NO. But I might with the owner of the couch," he replies jokingly, he presses his forehead against Clara's, still staring at her. Clara blushes like mad, "Google put me down please," Clara studders trying to push him away, Google rolls his eyes and puts Clara down on the couch.

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Clara wakes up to thunder and lightning, she creeps down the hallway to Google who was sleeping peacfully on the couch. There was another flash of lightning, and another bang of thunder, Google wakes up and looks at Clara "I can't sleep in this," she whispers. Google raises an eyebrow and shrugs.He picks up Clara and lays her in her bed, he lays beside her. There was another round of thunder and lightning, Clara squeaks and hugs Google's side, he blushes lightly but wraps an arm around her, he smiles and shuts down for the night.

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Clara wakes up to a weight on top of her, it was Google. He had his head rested in between her chest and her neck and he had his hands pinning her arms to the matteress. "Google?" Clara questions, his head lifts up groggily and looks at her. "Why are you on top of me?" Clara asks, he shuffles so his head is ontop of hers, Clara blushes and swallows. Google smiles at her,"You're comfortable," he states. Google shifts to his original possition and releases her arms, he places his hands near the sides of her head. Clara continues to blush as Google falls asleep again. He listens to her steady breathing and her heartbeat. Clara soon falls back asleep.

A/n: Google clingy boi. Also what is with the fanfics of him and making him so dumb/creepy? Like seriously...

Google: Human

(y/n): Wut

Google: What is a coffee machine?

(y/n): *SCREAMS AT HIM BECAUSE HE ASKED HER THIS OVER TEN TIMES THAT SAME MORNING*