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You woke up to yelling and found yourself snuggled up with Sans in the cavern behind the waterfall. He was starting to wake up too and blushed when he noticed his arm around you. You heard the yelling again and realized that it was Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys.
"SANS!! (Y/N)!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Sans and (Y/n)!! Where are you guys!!"
"(Y/n)!! S-Sans!! Are you h-here?!"
You looked at Sans who smiled sheepishly.
"Whoops."
You and Sans stood up and quickly ran through the waterfall. You gasped at the cold water and found yourself soaking wet again when you made it to the other side. Sans was once again dry which made you glare at him.
"Papyrus! Guys! Don't worry we're over here!"
Papyrus turned around and grinned when he saw you and Sans. Everyone ran over to you and him with relief.
"WHERE WERE YOU?!"
Sans shrugged.
"We lost track of time."
Undyne smirked.
"You lost track of time huh? Doing what?"
"U-Undyne!"
"What?"
You and Sans blushed.
"BUT WHERE WERE YOU??"
"We were exploring Waterfall."
You nodded your head and agreed with Sans.
"Yeah, I wanted to look around here so he volunteered to show me around."
Undyne looked disappointed and Papyrus let out a sigh of relief.
"WELL TELL ME NEXT TIME. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS FOR AN HOUR!!"
"Sorry bro. I'll make sure to tell you next time."
"Uh, what time is it?"
"IT'S ALMOST NOON. WHEN YOU TWO LEFT LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT YOU HAD GONE TO BED SO I DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE IF YOU WERE THERE. WHEN I WOKE UP YOU TWO DIDN'T COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST SO I WENT UPSTAIRS AND FOUND THAT YOU TWO WEREN'T THERE!!"
"Then he got me and Alphys and we started looking for you two."
"Again, sorry guys. We didn't mean to scare you."
"It's f-fine."
Alphys checked her watch and gasped. She looked up at Undyne and pointed at her watch.
"We have t-to hurry if we want to c-catch Mettaton's show."
"Hey, we were thinking of going too, could we come along?"
"OH!! ME TOO!! CAN I COME TOO?!"
Alphys smiled.
"We c-can all go! C-c'mon!"
~Time Skip~
Everyone walked onto the set and found some seats in the crowd to watch the show. The stage had a kitchen facing the crowd and you could see cameras randomly placed around for different angles. The lights dimmed and Mettaton stepped onto the set in a pink apron holding a whisk. He smiled and waved to the crowd and the camera. Monsters cheered when they saw Mettaton and he blew kisses to the crowd. You smirked and you heard Sans smirk as well.
"Welcome darlings, to 'Cooking With The Killer Robot'!!"
The audience cheered louder and Mettaton beamed. He held up his hands making the crowd go silent and he smiled.
"Now, on today's show, I'll be baking a cake!"
You leaned over and whispered to Sans.
"Called it."
He chuckled and you both turned back towards the stage.
"This time it'll be different though! I'm going to call on a volunteer!"
The crowd started raising their hands and shouting for Mettaton to call on them. You looked around the audience at all the monsters until you heard Mettaton call a name.
"Why hello (Y/n)! Would you like to come up here and help me bake?"
You stared up at Mettaton then at your friends. They smiled and nodded their heads so you stood up and started walking to the stage.
"Excellent! We have our volunteer! Say hello to (Y/n)!"
You waved shyly to the audience.
"Uh hi."
The audience cheered to your surprise and Mettaton pulled you over to the counter.
"Now, the ingredients for the cake is (I'm too lazy to look how to bake a cake so just bare with me) 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour, 2 teaspoons of sugar, 2 cups of water, and chocolate! (Y/n), would you please go fetch those ingredients please?"
"Uh sure."
You turned towards the kitchen and ran over to the fridge. You grabbed the eggs and chocolate and set them on the counter while Mettaton talked to the crowd. You ran to the cupboards and opened them up to reveal a bomb. You shrieked and stumbled back just as the bomb detonated. It wasn't a very big explosion but big enough to blow apart the cupboard and kill you if you hadn't moved. The audience went silent as you stood up breathing hard.
"Wha...why...bomb?!"
"Oh darling, be careful, you ARE cooking with a killer robot."
Mettaton smiled sweetly and turned back towards the crowd. You stared at Mettaton then back at the cupboard.
"Darling, I still need those ingredients, hurry please!"
You cautiously walked over and opened the other cupboard. Inside was the flour and sugar. You grabbed them and set them on the counter then turned towards the sink. You grabbed a measuring cup and turned on the sink. You stuck the cup under the water and measured up to 2 cups. You set the measuring cup full of water on the counter and looked up at Mettaton who was finishing talking to the crowd. He saw the ingredients and smiled at you.
"Thank you (Y/n). Now, grab the bowl from underneath the counter. Thank you!"
You sighed and crouched down and opened the cupboard underneath the counter.

Sans POV:
He saw a huge puff of smoke billow out from under the counter where (Y/n) had crouched down and he also heard a small explosion. (Y/n) stood up with soot all over her face and her hair blown back with an expression that said 'really?'. He tried not to laugh when Mettaton smiled and said.
"Whoopsie! Be careful darling!"
(Y/n) held up the bowl, still glaring at Mettaton, and set it on the counter.

(Y/n) POV:
This was getting ridiculous. You had almost died twice and managed to avoid the second one by holding up the bowl as a shield. Mettaton poured in the two cups of water in the bowl and started talking to the audience again. You grabbed another measuring cup and poured a cup of flour in it then grabbed 2 teaspoons and poured sugar in them both. You handed them to Mettaton who poured them in the bowl and started mixing.
"Would you crack the eggs darling?"
You grabbed two eggs and cracked them then dumped the yolk into the bowl. While Mettaton stirred the contents in the bowl, he gasped and looked at you.
"I almost forgot! We need a stick of butter!"
He turned and pointed down the set and towards a huge pillar where you could see a stick of butter on the top.
"Could you go get it darling? Thanks!"
You stared at the pillar and groaned. You walked over and looked up to the top where the butter was. How were you going to reach it? You looked back towards the kitchen and saw a conveniently-placed-ladder. You grabbed the ladder and propped it up against the pillar. You started to climb and reached the top of the ladder but you were still too short. You stood on your tip toes and reached up and grabbed the edge of the pillar. Suddenly, the ladder collapsed from under you and left you dangling from the top of a very high pillar by one hand. You heard the crowd gasp and struggled to cling on. You reached up with your other hand and gripped the edge of the pillar. Grunting with effort, you managed to haul yourself up so now you were sitting on top holding the stick of butter.
"If you would just throw it darling that would be great."
He threw the butter at Mettaton who caught it without looking up.
"Thank you darling!"
You looked down from the pillar and saw how high you were. You had to be at least 20 feet high. You groaned and looked for a way to get down. You then realized that Sans was here. You looked in the crowd for Sans and spotted him looking at you.
"What are you looking at? Help me down!"
Sans shook his head nervously and glanced at Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys. You stared at him confused then realized. If Sans used his powers then they would know that it was Sans who lifted you up and they would find out you were human. You sighed and looked for another way down. You looked up and saw a rope that operated the curtains dangling a few feet away. If you jumped, you could maybe make it. He shakily stood up on the pillar and tried not to look down. The audience was no longer focused on the show but now on you. Mettaton was also watching you and had abandoned mixing the batter for a little while. You took a deep breath and jumped as far as you could and grabbed for the rope. You felt it hit your hands and you gripped it so hard your knuckles turned white. The crowd gasped and Mettaton smiled.
"This show just got interesting!"
You looked down and saw the stage still far below you. You looked around some more and noticed the fridge that was close by. It was only a few feet away and a few feet down. It was your only option so you started swinging on the rope. Once you had swung for a few seconds, you launched yourself from the rope towards the top of the fridge and landed. You shakily stood and heard the crowd cheer as you jumped down from the fridge and onto solid ground. You glared at Mettaton who shrugged and pulled out a cake from beneath the counter. He smiled at the audience and the camera.
"Thank you for tuning in on this episode of 'Cooking With The Killer Robot'! I'll see you next time! Stay fabulous!"
The show ended and monsters started to leave except for Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, and Alphys. They ran up to the stage and over to you.
"THAT WAS AMAZING (Y/N)!!"
"I didn't know you could do that! You have to train with me now!"
"That w-was incredible!"
Sans smiled.
"Good job kid, and sorry I couldn't help you."
You smiled at Sans.
"It's fine. I didn't die so that's good."
You turned towards Mettaton and glared at him.
"Speaking of dying, what the heck was that?!"
Mettaton smiled innocently.
"That was called high ratings darling!"
You stared at Mettaton with disgust.
"I almost died multiple times!"
"Yes, which made the media attention soar through the roof! Now, I need to get going, thank you for volunteering!"
Mettaton walked off the set and left with you and your friends standing there.
"Well, (Y/n), remember our plans?"
"Oh right. We were gonna cook spaghetti. Can I cancel? I'm kinda not in the mood to bake or cook anything right now."
"It's okay, we can do it another time. We also have to get going, see ya guys later!"
Undyne and Alphys left the set leaving you, Sans, and Papyrus.
"WE SHOULD GET GOING TOO. I HEARD THAT SOMETHING WAS BEING BUILT AND WOULD BE FINISHED TOMORROW!!"
"What's being built?"
"I'M NOT SURE. ALTHOUGH I'VE HEARD THAT IT'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK."
You gasped.
"An amusement park! We have to go!"
Sans laughed.
"If it even is an amusement park, but if it is, we'll go."
Papyrus smiled.
"OH NOW I CAN'T WAIT!!"
You, Sans, and Papyrus walked out of the set and started on your way home while Papyrus kept talking about how excited he was.
~Time Skip~
Exhausted, you walked upstairs and to your room after a busy day. You opened the door and walked over to your bed where you crashed on and closed your eyes. If an amusement park was being built, you couldn't wait to go.
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Wow that was a long part! Longer than usual but it was too much fun to stop! And I'm excited about putting in the next part that'll be coming out tomorrow, see ya then! Bye!