Why does my life absolutely suck sometimes?!

It's only been thirty minutes in on this flight but it's felt like forever.

I tried falling asleep multiple times but the guy next to me, Levi, keeps waking me up with questions as if he didn't want me to fall asleep.

So now I have to sit through turbulence, Levi's rants/questions, and pressurised ears. Fun.

"Tch. Why the fuck am I still here?" Levi groans, scooting closer to me and looking at the snoring, larger man beside him with distaste.

"Well, we're suspended 10,000 feet in the air. I don't think you'll want to go anywhere."

Levi glares at me from the corner of his eyes. "That's not what I meant."

"Hm. I was just answering your question." I shrug.

Even though I wasn't looking at him I could practically feel the eye roll that followed.

For some time after, no other words were exchanged. I constantly expected Levi to start up some conversation but as the plane flew on, no questions were asked.

To satisfy my boredom I look around the plane, looking at each person. I compared them to other passengers and even named a few of them.

Though, my people watching fun only helped pass time for a short while before I got sick of that too.

"Hey, Levi..." I start. Even though I said I had wanted rest, I couldn't stop myself from talking to the man beside me.

"What?" Comes his short response.

"I downloaded this app on my phone...do you, uh, want to play with me?"

One of Levi's brows raises ever so slightly from confusion. "What...type of app?"

Remembering the contents of the game I smile darkly. "I guess you can call it a rated R...Madlibs."

"...What's a Madlibs?"

"What?! You don't know what Madlibs is?! Okay, yep. You're playing."

"Fine. I'll play your...stupid game, but just explain to me what it is!" Levi whisper yells.

"No, you'll understand once you play. I'll just ask for a word and you'll give me one." I respond, pulling out my phone and opening my adult Madlibs app.

I scroll through the options until I find one that I think would be good for the man beside me. "Oh! Definitely this one!"

"What is it?"

"You're going to have to wait until the end to find out." I laugh.

With an eye roll Levi gives in before we start.

"Okay, first word: Verb ending with -ing."

"Easy: fucking."

I can't help but laugh out loud. Sure, it sounds like something Levi would say, but the way he said it is what got me.

Without hesitation, and little emotion on his face.

We had barely started and I already knew this round of Madlibs was going to be great.

*•*•*•*

"Stop fucking laughing and tell me the Madlib already!"

"B-but I c-can't!" I struggle between laughs. I try covering my mouth to hold in most of my laugher.

People in the seats across from us started looking our way and I didn't exactly want attention on us if I were to read this out loud.

"You know what? I'll just read it." Levi says, holding back a smile and reaching for my phone.

"No, no. It won't have the same affect. I'll read it." I take a few deep breaths before looking down at my screen.

Clearing my throat I read the title. "My True Fantasy."

"Oh no..." Levi mumbles.

"One day, I was fucking on the sidewalk when I shat into Zach Effron . Gosh, how moist those magenta eyes are. I started grinding because that was my crush." I pause from reading to laugh once more. "Levi I can't!"

"Just hurry the fuck up." Levi chuckles.

I continue. "That night, I wet dreamed  about Zach Effron . How it would be if we were crusty . How it would be if we had sex....
The next day, I had the guts to shit Zach Effron over to my house. We fucked, and he seemed interested in me. I realised that I had been staring at his pretty dick the whole time. I asked him if he wanted to come to my room."

"As amazing as this whole situation would be, I'm nervous as to what happens next." Levi chuckles, shaking his head.

"Ya. Me too." I laugh, before reading the rest of the Madlib.

"He looked at me quizzically, but said He would anyways. When we got in my room, he put his wenis on my ass hole and said that he loved me since we first met. My heart started to do missionary position , and I told Zach Effron the same. Suddenly, my dildo went up and I asked him if he wanted to see more of me.

He said yes. He slowly unzipped my cravat as I unbuttoned his underwear and undid his jacket . His eyeball skin was so perfect. He took off my panties and we got on the bed when we were naked. We had the best sex ever. It lasted 69 minutes. I was so happy.
Now we go out every week, and have sex every time we get home."

There was a beat of silence as I ended. I looked at Levi and he looked at me.

As our eyes met we broke out into hysteric laughter. I didn't even bother holding back, but Levi struggled to cover his mouth and stay quiet.

Key word struggled; he was failing.

"T-that...was amazing!" Levi exclaimed.  "Parts of that didn't even make sense!"

"That's the point!" I say between laughs.

"We should do another one."

"Good idea." I say breathing hard, and starting a new game.

With this new found entertainment Levi and I played two more rounds titled 'How to insert a tampon' and 'How to prevent butt pimples'.

I can assure you many passengers were glaring in our direction from how noisy the two of us were being.

But you know what? I didn't care.

This Levi guy was turning out to be more likeable than I would have thought.

Hm. Maybe this long flight wouldn't be  so dreadful after all...