If you're reading this right now, I suggest that you close this book, burn every copy of it, then go and get severe amnesia so that you don't remember anything about this book.

You're still here. Wow, okay. Persistent. I gave you like 10 minutes to do all of what I told you. It is so easy, you idiot. Go and do it!!

Well, you're still here. This is annoying. You're lucky that my sister said I can't kill anyone today. Since you really wanna know more about me, I guess I have to tell you. But you'll have to suffer the consequences.

You're still here? Even after the warning? Okay, wow. That's some stubbornness. Well then. I guess I'll have to tell you about myself.

My name is Aleana Wave Maya Herculana Iris Amara Alexandria Jackson. My name, Aleana, can be pronounced two different ways. In most dimensions, it's pronounced uh-lee-na. In others, it's pronounced aly-ana. Most of the time it's uh-lee-na though. Oh, and, I do have nicknames, but you'll learn those later on. But there's one tiny mistake. That's only my full name in the Riordanverse and dimension of Gods. If you haven't already noticed, I'm the only interdimensional traveler. Cool right! No. Not cool. It's very hard. I have billions of trillions of dimensions and families, and more are being created every single day.

There are so many time differences, and age differences, and time periods, I can't keep up half the time. It's hard. But I manage. I'm the only one who can do so.

It doesn't matter to me anyway.

Now, you probably are asking "Aleana, you talk about interdimensional travel. Does that mean you have powers?"

Uh, duh!!

Isn't that obvious!!

So basically, imagine every single dimension, taking all its power, good and bad both, and putting it into a sphere. Then imagine that sphere also taking in every other dimension's power and energy. Then imagine that being me.

That's not even a bit of my power. It's actually pretty minuscule compared to my powers.

So, all of that power, even though it's a little bit for me, would destroy every single dimension for good. Forever. Nothing left.

Now think. If that's not even a tiny bit of my power, then imagine what my power actually is.

Yeah, that's right. I'm pretty much like supreme. And even though I don't really use my powers for evil, it doesn't mean that it isn't included in my power range. I have every power you can and can't imagine.

Shocking, right!

But that's me. You'll know me more once you read more. Not that you'll wanna suffer the consequences, but still.

YOU'RE STILL HERE????!!!!????

WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW????

Oh, more information. Oh fine. But after this bit, we done. And you get to go away. Forever. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Or I could just send you to a place of eternal torture. Your choice.

Since you wanna know how the dimensional thing works, I'll help you a tiny bit, but only cause my sister threatened to destroy one of my knives... SHE WILL NEVER GET HER HANDS ON MY KNIVES!!

You see, I'm the only person that will ever and has ever been born into all the dimensions. I am the only thing keeping things in order. Even when there's war, that's still order. Crazy and weird, I know, I know.

I'm the only one keeping things in balance. If I were to just die, then well, everything just gets dropped into a black hole and dies. While I wouldn't mind that, I'm not that cold-hearted. I'm not gonna be the cause of everything's death.

Oh also, just a heads-up. My eyes change color based on my mood. They are usually sea green in the Riordenverse and dimension of the gods though. Also, my hair is long, and it is also always changing color. My hair is black in a lot of dimensions, but not all. But in this dimension, I do have black hair. But either way, my hair has colored streaks. They also change based on my mood.

Also, I can change my hair and eye colors. And they are all-natural. So don't try and think that I'm destroying my hair. And my eyes.

So anyway, that's me. Not everything about me, just a little bit, but still. If you're still here, I assume that you are fine with the dire consequences. Eh well, I warned you, but here you are.

You must love breaking the rules. Well, since you want the story of my life, I'll give you it. From the age of 16 (almost 17) of course. If you want more from my life, then you'll have to check out my sister's account, @sarcastic_angel_

But you don't wanna know anymore, right? You were just about to close the book and burn it, then erase your memories. Or even better, I was about to do it personally!!

OH COME ON!!!!

LEAVE ALREADY!!!

YOU WANNA STAY? WELL BE MY GUEST!!!!

YOU'LL HAVE TO SUFFER FROM THE CONSEQUENCES, THOUGH, SO DEAL WITH IT!!!

Oh no. You can NOT be here!!!

FINE! You wanna see my life, then stay, what do I care!

I'm just gonna go and destroy a few hundred things.

YOU'RE STILL HERE!!! CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY????

Okay, that's it. I'm just gonna-

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Okay people, so, this is the prologue, but not really (see what I did there?? No, just me? Okay then.....)-

It's more or less a filler chapter on everything, sooooo-

And it's my second update today-

Tbh, I have chapters 1-3 ready, so just say the word and I'll post.

Anywho, have a good day/night/afternoon/evening/whatever it is right now!!

ADIOSSSSSSSS!!!