𝕆𝕟 𝕆𝕝𝕪𝕞𝕡𝕦𝕤

I am bored.

Bored.

Bored.

BOREDDDDDDDD.

Well, welcome back you nasties. I am bored :')

IT'S MY LAST DAY HOMEEEEEE-

Isn't that just great?

Well, at least I had a week instead of 3 days.

Thanks to my crazy sister.

Love you Ari.

After we came home from the beach, she literally barged into my room and just started jumping on my bed.

She looked like she had her mind set on poking every mirror I had.

There were three.

She poked them multiple times, don't ask.

She was like that for a good one hour until I took out my guitar and strummed a chord. She was quiet after that.

The next day, we went out to Central Park.

We had another picnic.

So many picnics-

After that day, we mostly just hung out together, sister, brother, random friend (depends on the day), and NO APOLLO!

YAY! WE GOT RID OF THE MORON! Aria said he hadn't been around much, which for some reason got her worried.

Not me.

I have no interest in Apollo.

He's a playboy god, who's married to my sister.

I'm just waiting for the divorce.

I can be the lawyer, and the judge.

I am amazing at both.

And then I can make him guilty.

Or maybe he could just cheat on my sister.

Wait no.

Don't want her going through heartbreak.

Well, I guess I have to wait.

*cue tears*

Anyways, I AM SO BOREDDDDDDD!!!

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I yell, throwing a lamp at the wall.

I have resorted to lamp-throwing.

And whatever I break, I'll just put it back together.

I am a woman of many talents.

Which you will learn about when you learn about it.

Cause I'm not telling you.

So yeah.

I hear rapid shuffling of feet outside in the hallway, and then my door gets kicked open.

"WHOEVER THOUGHT THEY COULD HURT MY SISTER, YOU'RE WRONG!" screams Aria, holding a spatula as a weapon.

"WHAT THE HELL ARIA?!?!?!" I yell back.

"Wait, Allie, you're okay?" Celeste says, visibly confused.

"Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?" I say.

"Because we heard something break!" Ashlynn exclaims.

Oh.

Shit.

They heard my lamp break.

Hehe-

"Yeah, guys, that was my lamp. Also, HOW ARE ANY OF YOU IN MY WING OF THE HOUSE??" I yell.

"First of all, why throw your lamp? And second, you didn't put up the security measures. We were going to do that but then we heard the crash." Percy says.

"Oh. Oops. Sorry about that. I was bored. I still am. It's boringggggg!! Life's boringggggg!!!" I reply, collapsing back onto my bed.

"Allie, it's been 1 hour since we woke up, and we're about to make breakfast. How are you so bored?" Aria exclaims.

"Well, I have slight insomnia, and YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EATEN BREAKFAST?? OKAY, EVERYONE!! TO MY KITCHEN. NOT THE ONE DOWNSTAIRS, TO MINE!!" I yell, shocked that they haven't eaten.

If you're still here, then I assume you've read the story about me and my sister's life on her account. It's not complete, cause life happens, BUT GO AND READ IT, AND YOU WILL HAVE ANSWERS-

*clears throat*

Sorry about that.

Anywaysssssss-

"Okay, you guys go to the kitchen, I'll make you guys some food, and then we can find out something to doooooooo!!" I say.

"All right, we'll head to the kitchen. Be quick sis!" Aria says, lowering her spatula.

My sister has this weird obsession with spatulas.

I never understood why-

My friends walk out of the room.

Okay, now I just need to decide what to wear.

Great.

Oh, I know, I'll just wear shorts and a t-shirt.

Like I do pretty much almost everyday-

Aleana's outfit:

I put on my clothes then pulled my hair into a french braid.

There. Perfect.

I walk out of my room and into my kitchen.

Aria, Percy, and my friends are all running around the kitchen, covered in flour and eggs.

Wtf-

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PERSONAL KITCHEN?!?!" I yell.

"We decided to get a head start on breakfast, but umm, we're all horrible cooks." Ashlynn says.

Well ain't that the truth.

"Why didn't you wait!!" I exclaim.

"Cause we wanted to help!" Aria said, her hair covered in flour and her shirt covered in eggs.

I sigh, and I flick my wrist and the room gets clean and my friends aren't covered in eggs and flour anymore.

"I'll just make some scones. Y'all set up the table and then sit." I say, annoyed that they messed up my kitchen.

I am an amazing cook/chef/baker.

But I have my own kitchen because if I used the main kitchen, then I would be out of ingredients before I even start.

I pull out all the ingredients for the scones. I'll make orange scones.

Cause those are amazing-

I make the batter and am about to split into different parts and put them in the moment when I hear yelling.

*sigh*

What's it this time?

"Guys, what happened?" I say, walking into the dining room.

"WELL WE WANNA USE THE BLUE PLATES, BUT THEY WANNA USE PURPLE PLATES!!" Aria screams.

Wth-

This is about plates?

I seriously am surrounded by idiots.

"Guys, why don't you each take out whatever color plate you want! I mean, we have multiple colors!" I exclaim.

"Oh, right. Sorry Als!" Celeste says, smiling sheepishly.

Stupid pinemangos.

It's pineapples and mangos mixed together.

....................Seriously!

Okay, you know what, forget it!

I walk back into the kitchen, put the batter into triangular shapes, and then put them into the oven.

We wait for 15 minutes, and then I take the scones out.

"DO YOU GUYS WANT GLAZE ON THE SCONES OR NO GLAZE?" I yell.

I hear distinctive whispering before Christabel yelling "WE WANT GLAZE!!"

All right then. I have to wait for the scones to cool, and then make the glaze and glaze 'em.

I'll just make some orange juice.

Oranges all around-

Let's go orange, let's go!

Wow-

I should stop-

I take out some cold oranges from the fridge and get out the orange juicer.

I make eleven cups of orange juice and put them in the fridge. I then turn to the powder and started making the glaze.

I finish making the glaze and putting them on the scones when Tessa suddenly runs in.

"HA!! I TOLD YOU SHE'D BE DONE BY NOW!! TAKE THAT JACOB!!" she yells.

Oh, sibling contest.

That's normal.

I snort and grab the plate of scones and take them to the table.

"Tes, since you and Jacob are already in the kitchen, grab the cups of orange juice from the fridge!" I yell behind my back.

"ALL RIGHT!" she replies back.

"Okay everyone, we got orange scones and orange juice. Now eat. You guys are probably starving from ALL that fighting." I say.

What?!?

It's true!

You have got to be tired after all that fighting!

"This looks so good Als! Thanks!" Percy says.

I smile.

All in a day's work!

"Okay, now tell me, why didn't y'all eat downstairs?" I question.

"Dad got scared of the microwave." Aria says, finishing off her first scone.

Good thing I made the scones small or else she would've choked.

You're probably wondering why I'm not confused about why my dad got scared of the microwave.

Well, he's a god, and it's a microwave. Connect the dots.

"And then your dad drowned the toaster." Liam says.

Omg-

Okay, he's never done that before-

Must have forgotten to have his coffee.

*face-palm*

Of course he did. He always does.

"And then almost set the fridge on fire." Jacob finished.

I stand quietly for a good 10 seconds.

"Well, at least he didn't almost ruin the kitchen like last time!" I say.

Aria rolls her eyes, "Honestly Allie."

Marissa walks into the kitchen with wide eyes, "What the fu-"

"LANGUAGE!" Aria yells, brandishing her weapon, a.k.a, the spatula (of death as she calls it)

Marissa ducks, "OKAY! OKAY! CHILL! What the fudge is going on here?!"

Aria glares at Marissa. She sighs.

"What the taco is going on here?!?!"

Aria smiles widely, I facepalm. Marissa rolls her eyes.

"Oh nothing, we were just having breakfast." Percy answers.

Marissa raises a suspicious eyebrow at the table, and then the mess, "Yuh huh?"

"I STILL DON'T GET IT! WHAT DOES YUH HUH MEAN?!" Aria shouts, banging her head against the table.

Marissa snorts, "It means really? Or something along those lines."

Aria's jaw drops, "YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT YEARS AGO!"

Marissa shrugs, "There are many things I could have told you years ago. I simply chose not to and give you a chance to mature yourself."

Aria glares at her, " I'm literally 16 and I still don't know how babies are made."

It's dead silent for a minute and then Percy chokes on his scone.

"You what-"

Aria sighs, "Marissa, how are babies made?"

Marissa pauses for a moment before sighing, "We must discuss these matters away from the others, in private. Come along, my child."

"Wait but she's not your ch-"

I shush him aggressively, stuffing a scone in Percy's mouth to shut him up. Marissa takes Aria to the next room with a distressed look on her face, while Aria stares confusedly.

"Whatever, but like are they-"

"SHUSH ARIA." Marissa whisper-shouts.

After a few minutes, Aria runs out of the room screaming. Triplet instincts kick in and I grab her by the waist while Percy grabs her feet to stop them from kicking anyone.

"I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED!!" she screams.

We all look at Marissa who shrugs, "It was worse inside. She kept blabbering about Apollo-" Marissa is then interrupted by Aria who kicks down Percy and then kicks Marissa's shin.

"YOU KNOW! THIS IS MY SCENE IN VICTORIOUS! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAVAGE ONE!" Marissa yells.

"I LOVE VICTORIOUS BUT NO I AM SITTING HERE TRAUMATIZED AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT VICTORIOUS." She screams. I roll my eyes.

"I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE!" Marissa protests.

Aria sighs, "I'm gonna yeet myself into the Lethe."

Just then Apollo bursts in the door. We all yelp.

"DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO THROW YOURSELF INTO THE LETHE?? NO. NUH-UH. NADA. SORRY CHICA BUT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME."

"Noooo go awayyyy. Math class was never good. Awww shit." Aria says, smiling angelically.

Marissa and I stared at Aria in shock.

"She-just-"

"Y-yeah, she did-"

"HOLY SHI-" Marissa starts.

"HEY! JUST BECAUSE I CUSS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE ALLOWED TO. SAY TACO." Aria instructs, clamping her mouth over Marissa's mouth.

And then she started singing 34+35.

"MEANS I WANNA 69 WITH YA AWWW SHIT. MATH CLASS WAS NEVER GOOD." she says, shaking her head. We all gap. Even Apollo was in shock.

"HEY! That is my song-" Marissa complained.

"I don't care." Aria says, flicking her hair back.

Then I realize that Apollo is in my wing of the house.

"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?? GET OUT OF MY SIDE OF THE HOUSE!!" I yell, throwing a plate at him.

"OUCH!! WHAT THE HECK ALLIE??" he yells back.

"GET. OUT. OF. MY. PART. OF. THE. HOUSE!!" I yell, holding up more plates, ready to throw them at him.

"NONONO, BAD ALLIE, DONUT DO THAT!!" Aria yells.

Wtf-

Did she just say donut?

I swear, this child.

"AND ALLIE, STOP CUSSING!!" she yells.

Bish, I never will ever stop cursing.

How else will I get mad at my bestie Chaos, or throw plates at Apollo?

"YEAH, NO, I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT, AND NOTHING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!! Deal with it!" I say sassily.

Aria and Percy roll their eyes.

"Will you stop now?" Marissa says exasperated.

"No, no I won't. You're not the boss of me!" I exclaim.

"Yeah, but these people need to finish eating. And Apollo still needs to get out of your house." Marissa says, pointing to a frozen Apollo.

Wow.

Trauma.

Do I feel bad?

Like hell do I!

I don't give him a second thought!

Aria suddenly screams. "ALEANA JACKSON WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CHOCOLATEY DO YOU HAVE FISH IN YOUR FRIDGE??"

I stare.

Percy looks scandalized.

"BETRAYAL!" Both of them cry.

"Why would I-" I ask, before stopping.

"Ohhhhh, that fish. Yeah, That's an art project. Looks realistic, right!" I say, smiling.

"WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE A FISH?? TO GIVE US A HEART ATTACK??" Percy yells.

"Oh my fucking gods! It's because I had to!! It's an art challenge at my boarding school in another dimension!! I just put it in the fridge to cool it down!!" I exclaim.

Percy, Aria, Marissa, and Apollo gape.

"What? Stop gaping vlakas!" I say. [idiots]

"It's just the fact that YOU GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL!!" Marissa exclaims.

"Okay, how is that so shocking!!??" I ask, confused.

"BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU HATE BOARDING SCHOOL!" Aria replies.

Well, I did say that-

Oops.

Sorry!

But I got to multiple boarding schools.

Just not in this dimension.

"You think that's shocking, just wait until you hear about the ti-" I duct tape Liam's mouth before he could go any further.

"You have a duct tape obsession." Marissa says.

"I have many obsessions, but I like to think of them as hobbies." I reply.

"Sureeeeeee, hobbiessss." Percy said dubiously.

"Shut up, Perce." I retort.

"Mph waofi asdkfj" Liam yells from his duct taped mouth.

I wave my hand and the duct tape disappears.

"WHY'D YOU THAT?!?!" he screams.

"Cause I can't have you giving out my information. It's classified." I say.

Liam rolls his eyes.

"Sure it is."

Stupid Pinemango.

"I hate you. You're a piece of secondary crap who deserves to be sent to the Lethe." I say, smiling in satisfaction.

Liam gasps dramatically.

"How could you Als?! I thought we were friends! But I obviously thought wrong." he says even more dramatically.

I know too many dramatic people-

"Well cry me a river and get over it!" I say.

"Allieeeeeeee!! Be niceeeee!!" Aria chides.

"Nope. Can't make me." I say smirking.

"Oh yes I can." she retorts.

"Can't"

"Can"

"Can't"

"Can"

"Can't"

"Can"

"Ca-"

Percy interrupts me.

"Could you both stop?" he asks.

"You're not the boss of me, so, no!" I exclaim.

"Well technically-" I cut him off.

"Well technically nothing. Just come back to the kitchen to eat whilst I think of something to cure my boredom." I say.

Percy puts his hand in an 'I surrender' motion and says "Okay, okay, let's go back. Aria, Marissa, Liam, let's go. Apollo, you should go before my sister throws more plates at you."

Yes. Heed my brother's warning Apollo. I will throw more plates at you. I am not afraid of you.

Apollo shakes out of his trance.

"Okay, yeah, I'm gonna leave before more plates are thrown at me." and he teleports out of the house.

"I win, he loses, like always." I say, smirking.

"Well, that was intriguing. I can't wait to see more!" Tessa says sarcastically.

"Shut up." I say.

Tessa raises her hands and walks back to the dining room.

Me, Aria, Percy, and Marissa follow behind her.

While we're walking, I feel a weird sensation, like something bad is going to happen soon.

Well, I am about to go on a huge interdimensional quest, so that's probably it.

I feel my head bang into something.

"Ouch!" I yelp.

My friends stop and turn around.

"What. Hurt. You?" Percy asks, deadly quiet.

Oh no.

"Um, the wall I think? I'm not sure, but it's noth-" Tessa cuts me off.

"JACOB!! ALLIE GOT HURT!! INITIATE SEQUENCE 29!! WE'VE GOT A CODE RED!!" she screams.

"WHAT THE HELL?" I scream, confused.

I see Jacob running into the room, and then he picks me up and carries me to the living room fireman style.

Percy runs over and examines my head to see if there are any injuries.

"GUYS, I DON'T SEE ANY VISIBLE INJURIES, BUT WE SHOULD STILL TAKE HER THERE!!!" he yells to my friends, who are all running over.

"OKAY WHAT ARE YOU-" Aria cuts me off.

People. Stop cutting me off!!

"WE NEED TO GET YOU SOME HELP!! LET'S GO GUYS!!" she says frantically.

What the-

What is wrong with these people!

Marissa and the others nod. "I'll teleport us there." Marissa says.

I see a flash of light and suddenly we're at Camp.

Why are we here?

WHAT ARE THESE PINEMANGOS DOING??

Asher runs over and picks me up and they all run in some direction.

"PUT ME DOWN YOU STUPID!!" I yell, kicking and pushing him.

"NOPE!! IT'S SEQUENCE 29 CODE RED!! WE GOTTA GET YOU TO THE INFIRMARY!!" he says, not even looking down.

"WHAT!!! I HATE DOCTORS!! DON'T. DO. IT!!! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!" I scream.

"YOU'RE BEING DELUSIONAL, LET US DO OUR JOB!!" Asher yells back.

"THIS ISN'T YOUR JOB!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT I'M HURT??" I yell.

"BECAUSE YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE 'Ouch!'" he retorts.

I yell in frustration.

"Just let me go!! I promise I'll be fine!" I argue.

"No can do Allie!" Celeste yells from somewhere behind us.

"I HATE YOU ALL AND I'M GONNA KILL-" I get cut off, again.

"GUYS!! WE'RE HERE!! LET'S GO AND FIX ALLIEEEEEE!!" Aria half squeals/half yells.

I see Marissa smirk and open the door.

Oh no.

Please no.

Don't do this to me.

Nonononononononono.

This is not fair.

I thought you loved me sis!

WHY WOULD YOU RUIN ME LIKE THIS??

I. Am gonna kill. Everyone of these. Stupid. Stupid. PINEMANGOS!!!

I mentally groan as Asher carries me into the infirmary, with my friends behind me.

I don't even try to struggle as I hear someone else's footsteps coming towards us.

"Hey guys, what's-- HOLY HERA WHY IS ALLIE BEING ALL LIMP AND IN YOUR ARMS??" I hear Kayla yell.

Oh good. It's just Kayla Knowles. Daughter of Apollo. Which technically makes her my-

You know what?

I'm not going that deep.

"Well, we were walking back to the kitchen, and we heard her say 'Ouch!' and we checked her for visible injuries, but we didn't find any, so now we need to know about other injuries." Tessa replies.

"I hate you all so much. Asher, put me down. And Kayla, don't you dare listen to a word of what comes out of Tessa's mouth." I threaten.

"She's delusional. She said she hates all of you, which includes Percy and Aria, and she could never hate her own triplets." Kayla says solemnly.

I flail in Asher's arms.

"EXCUSE ME BUT I CAN HATE THEM!! JUST CAUSE I'M RELATED TO THEM DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HATE THEM!!" I argue.

Marissa looks at me perplexed, and then looks back to Kayla.

"Check for injuries. She is delusional, like you said." she says.

eXcUsE mE?!

i aM NoT dElUsIoNaL!!

............She said while talking to the fourth wall viewers.

BUT YOU GUYS ARE REAL, AND I'M NOT DELUSIONAL!!

"All right. Just lay her down on the cot. I'll call Will." Kayla says, running off to find her brother.

I punch Asher. "That really doesn't hurt." he says smirking.

I scream in frustration.

"I hate you. I will always hate. I will hate your children, and your children's children. And- " I say, quoting one of my sisters from another dimension's friends. [A.N. Do any of you know who this might be? Mwahahahaha]

Asher drops me onto the cot.

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT??" I yell.

"Because you wouldn't shut up." he says, satisfied with his work.

Kayla runs back in with Will at her feet.

Oh dear gods no.

Aria and Marissa are never gonna let me hear the end of this.

Never ever ever.

I hate everyone and everything.

Kill me now.

Please.

I hear Aria squeal and see Marissa smirk.

If you'd read the book on our lives, THEN YOU'D KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! But you're here, so I'm gonna assume that you already have. Sorry about the freak out. If you haven't noticed I AM BEING CHECKED UP ON AND TAKEN TO THE INFIRMARY AGAINST MY WILL!!!

"I am going to kill all of you. And then make everyone forget that you even existed. And I am going to torture all of you eternally and I will make sure that you never ever ever see light again." I threaten.

Christabel rolls her eyes. "You wouldn't hurt your family." she says smiling.

Shit.

They know me too well.

But I would kill them.

And soon, I will. Mwahahahaha!!!

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Halooo peoplesss!!

That was chapter two. And by the end, Allie wants to kill some people *cough* everyone *cough*

Aleana: *trapped in a bubble* CAN YOU LET ME OUT NOW?? I WON'T KILL ANYONE!!! 

Nah, I won't. Mwahahahaha.

So anyways, I know it's a late update, but technically there is no designated date that I have to update.

Aleana: Well then make one genius!!

Shut up idiot. I won't make one yet.

Aleana: .........

Anywho, I hope you peoples have a good day or whatever, I don't know what it is for you.

So with that, I say......

ADIOSSSS!!