Its been a while-

Btw someone that knows vietnamese plz translate this google translate cant comprehent handwriting and my parents r fighting in da other room at this time in the night so um ya

Heres some quotes 4 u

*Eugene and River are fighting*
Boss, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!
*Eugene and River start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

Eugene, to River: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
River: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Boss, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call River cute or small.

Eugene: What did you get on your shirt?
River: Rust.
Eugene: From what?
River: Weapons.
Boss: Time for more adult supervision.

River: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Hayden?
Hayden: No.
Boss: I do!
River: I know, Boss.
Boss: I’m sad.
River: I know, Boss.

River: They made Eugene cry!
Hayden: Eugene always cries!
Eugene: That's not true! *cries*