(When the game first turned on and all you saw was Frisk)

Aries: So, when do I get to beat things up?

Taurus: So, where's the food?

Gemini: Pixels? Isn't it 2015?

Cancer: Why am I yellow?

Leo: Gender???

Virgo: What in world am I wearing? Why are my eyes close? What's going on? ....HALP!

Libra: *starts walking the wrong way*

Scorpio: LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE! *starts spamming buttons*

Sagittarius: *walks in circles waiting for something to happen*

Capricorn: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET GET UP! LIFE-ALERT, HELP!

Aquarius: *doesn't realize that they're supposed to be moving the character themself and stares at the screen blankly for 10 minutes*

Pisces: WHY AM I LYING DOWN? AM I HURT??? DO I NEED TO HEAL? ....HOW DO I HEAL???