Aries: KILL IT! *stabs screen repeatedly*

Taurus: .......No. *throws computer/phone out the window*

Gemini: *Conflicting emotions*

Cancer: *stares at screen blankly*

Leo: *scrolls through curiously*

Virgo: WHY DO THEY HAVE GLOWING D****?! THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

Libra: ....... *starts learning how to tie a noose*

Scorpio: *screams like a banshee* *punches fist right through computer/phone*

Sagittarius: .....WELL THEN..... THAT WAS....SOMETHING....

Capricorn: *starts laughing for no reason*

Aquarius: *jaw drops* *eyes glaze over*

Pisces: *sobs at loosing their hope for humanity*