Aries: HECK YEAH! BATTLE TIME, BABY!

Taurus: I JUST WANTED PIEEEEEE!

Gemini: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FIGHT!

Cancer: *Screaming* *spams mercy button*

Leo: *somehow gets to one HP on the first turn*...f*ck.

Virgo: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!

Libra: MOM?! YOU NEED A SNICKERS! *chucks snicker bars at her*

Scorpio: I'LL PROVE MYSELF! *accidentally kills her*... sh*t... *resets*

Sagittarius: GOAT MOM! I DON'T WANNA FIGHT!

Capricorn: *confused why they are fighting because they skipped over all the dialogue* Did I miss something?

Aquarius: *keeps trying to ACT, not realizing it's not working*

Pisces: *runs back into room sobbing*