So like one drunk night I decided to test out your fan fictions and so one evening...

So I was at the bar, and so Grillby turns to me as I'm about 6 shots of the good stuff, the strong stuff that makes you forget that you pole danced for the bartender to give you a free drink *coughs* ahem as I was saying

Grillby says I should pay him before I get any drunker

So since I'm drunk I think of the brilliant idea to start flirting with Grillby

See if your fan fictions work, and... He cut me off from drinking for the rest of the night and sent me home

Well papyrus carried me home.. But those fan fictions did not help at all...

Yeah... But why a cookie I still don't quite understand. It was delicious though