"Honestly you a dirty skeleton banger!"  Sans laughed with a smirk while scrolling through your sinful feed "WELL EXCUSE ME HUMAN ZONER!!!"  You responded with a hiss snatching back your phone

"You've been wanting into the bone zone don't deny it" Sans growled with a snarky smirk, "Says the one who's been been doing subtle teases!" You growled at him

"SKELETON F****ER!!!" Sans growled at you getting all up in ya face.

"HUMAN BANGER!!!" You hissed at him as you grab onto him and kiss him roughly.

"Bone zone?" You asked with a rough breath

"When?" He responded with a huff getting the message with a slight smirk

"Now?" You asked with a low purr rolling in your throat

"Let's" He growled licking his lips and the two of you disappeared for some fun

(._.) I could be writing normal oneshots

（ーー；）but instead I'm writing sin

|(￣3￣)| cause I'm a sinner