Olive: ME AND SANS ARE REALLY MAD

Sans: *points to fan art* WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

Olive: ...we have to explain to the people who have no idea what exactly is going on

Sans: >:(

Olive: so, I have been getting messages on other social media. Nearly all of it is people sending me fan art of something called  'Solive.'

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

Sans: WE ARE NOT DATING WE ARE JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS AND WHEN I KISSED HER I WAS JUST SCREWING WITH HER AHHHHHHH

Olive: FRISK AND SANS ONLY I REPEAT FRISK AND SANS ONLY

Sans: OH MY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Olive: *falls on floor laughing* we are stupid idiots

Sans: hell yea

Olive: anyway, if you ship me and sans

Sans: AHHHHH

Olive: you can continue

Sans: NO THEY CANT

Olive: as long as you don't make smut or lemons of us

Sans: fine

Olive: *gets notification on phone* GOD DAMMIT

Sans: THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

Olive: SOMEONE JUST TAGGED ME ON A VERY LEWD FAN ART

Sans: LEMME SEE

Olive: *blushes in embarrassment* here...

Sans: WHAT THE F*CK WHY ARE WE NAKED

Olive: aaaaaAAAAAAH *blocks* but if this gets TOO popular then I will make ONE chapter of a 'solive' no smut though

Sans: so don't make it popular or I will steal your ketchup and then kill you

Olive: and I'll steal your pet monkey