OLIVE POV

I fell down some kinda of hole thingy on Mt. Ebott. I certainly fell down pretty hard because I was knocked out immediately after crashing into a bed of yellow golden flowers. I woke up a little later, but I was too tired to function. So I immediately went back to sleep.
I woke up to something poking my back. I sat up and saw a flower with a face.
"AHH WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, startled.
"Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER!" Said the flower.
"You can talk!!"
"Hmmm... You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha?"
"I'm also new to flowers talking to me. Jesus I know I'm only 10, but am I drunk?"
"Golly, you must be so confused."
"Took ya long enough to realize that."
"Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready?"
"Um-"
"Here we go!"
Room suddenly turned black and white, except for a little periwinkle heart in a white box, and orange buttons that said FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, and MERCY.
"See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!"
"Uhhh-"
"Your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV. What's LV stand for? Why, LOVE, of course! You want some LOVE, don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you!" Said the flower that was named very creatively...not.
Some white little oval shaped dots formed around me.
"Down here, LOVE is shared through... little white... "friendliness pellets." Are you ready? Move around! Get as many as you can!"
Obviously, something was up. I dodged all of them.
"Hey buddy, You missed them. Let's try again, okay?"
Dodged them.
"Are you kidding me? Just hit the bullets!! Er-Friendliness pellets!!"
Dodged em' again.
His face suddenly looked ridiculously evil and monstrous.
"You know what's going on here, don't you."
"Yeah, honestly, it was obvious."
"DIE."
"Oh Jesus."
Multiple bullets formed around me.
A split second before the bullets hit me my HP went all the way back up to 20/20.
Then a ball of fire hit flowey.
A goat thingy walked up to me. Is she a furry?
"What a horrible creature, torturing such a poor innocent youth."
Later
"That is the exit to the ruins. I am going to destroy it."
"NO!"
I ran past Toriel and bolted out the door to the ruins.
"Not again!!" Said Toriel.
I was walking down the path and saw a stick it was pretty big, but I picked up and carried with me.
I got to the end of the path and saw a bridge and bars that were very wide.
"Heya, kid. Don't you know how to greet a new pa-"
I totally hit whoever was behind me with the stick. :3
"Jesus, kid, what the hell?!"
"The hell kinda monster are you, this time?"
"A-a skeleton.."
"...spooky scary skele-"
"Ok, how about I walk ya through where you should be?"
"As long as you don't scare me like that again."
"Oh, I didn't catch your name."
"I'm Olivia, but my friends call me Olive or Liv."
"Hiya, Liv-"
"I said, my FRIENDS call me Liv."
"Ouch. Anyway, my name is Sans. Sans the skeleton."
"Isn't sans the name of that one font that literally every teacher uses in presentations?"
"I get that a lot, and yes."
"Hmm."
"Anyway, my bro is something you should try to avoid. He is a human hunting fanatic."
"Ok, can you maybe keep me away from him?"
"No."
"Fine, I'll let you call me Olive or Liv."
"Follow me."
He brought me to his house, and gave me a blue hoodie, similar to his.
"Thanks."
"Mhm." Said Sans.
After that, we became really close friends. No love or anything though. At least not for me. We were doing our thing, watching movies, playing video games, until a tall skeleton walked in. He hung up his red scarf and greeted Sans. He was still facing the coat hanger so he didn't notice me. He walked to the kitchen.
"O-ok, that's my brother Papyrus. If he sees a human like you in this house, he will flip out and call Undyne."
"Who's Undyne?"
"Another monster that is more determined to find humans than Pap."
"Ok, what if I tell him I am a monster?"
"He will probably believe that, honesty."
"Alright, why don't you introduce him to me then?"
"Alright, try to act cool, though."
He walked me to the kitchen.
"Uhh, Pap? I gotta introduce you to someone."
"YES, SANS? WHO IS IT?"
"Well, just turn around."
The tall skelebro turned around.
"OH, HELLO!!"
"H-Hi!! I'm Olivia, but you can call me Olive or Liv."
"HELLO, OLIVIA!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MONSTER LIKE YOU!! WHAT KIND ARE YOU?"
"Uhh, hold that thought, I have to talk to sans."
I grabbed Sans by the metacarpals and dragged him into the living room.
"YOU CAN CONTINUE MAKING SPAGHETTI!!" I yelled to Papyrus.
"What did you wanna tell me?"
"So, I have actually spent a lot of time with Toriel, so my human soul morphed over time. Now my soul is separated into 3 parts."
"3?"
"One portion of my soul of my original self, which is human, another is the monster portion, which is a goblin."
"What's the third?"
-while I was telling Le story sans walked in.
Sans: IT WAS AVERY THAT LITTLE BITCH!!
Olive: GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!-
When sans asked me that... I immediately lost my temper.
"Sans."
"Olive?"
"If you ever ask me that question again..."
"Olive, you ok?"
"I. Will. DESTROY. You."
"...ok..? How are we gonna explain this to Pap?"
"I'll just say I am a goblin."
"You should probably shift to a goblin first."
"But he will notice the difference!"
"No he won't. He's  not the smartest person."
I tried so hard not to laugh.
"I'm being serious!!" Sans said with a chuckle.
"Ok, I'll shift."
I shifted.
"Ok, now we can show pap."
We walked back to the kitchen.
"Uh, so as we were saying, Olive is a goblin!"
Papyrus gave us a suspicious look for about 5 seconds. We were both sweating a little.
"OK! WILL OLIVE BE STAYING WITH US, THE MIGHTY SKELEBROTHERS?!"
"No, I built a house near the ruins. Thanks for the offer though."
-pap barged in.
Paps: YOU ARE ACTUALLY HUMAN AND I DIDN'T KNOW FOR 4 YEARS?!
Olive: maybe :3-
2 years later and Sans and I were still the best of friends, but Pap was starting to make us work.
"OLIVIA AND SANS! GO BACK TO THE EDGE OF THE RUINS AND LOOK FOR HUMANS!!! NOW!!!"
"Sorry, bro. We're just bone tired right now."
"SANS, I DISOWN YOU."
"Aww, come on Papy. The numb skull was just messing around." I said with a smirk on my face.
"SAME GOES FOR YOU OLIVIA!"
"It's Olive."
"GAH, SCREW THIS."
Papyrus picked us up like a football player and carried us to the edge.
"STAY HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU IDIOTS IN FOR SUPPER!"
He stomped away as pouty as a toddler.
"Well, I mean we have nothing to so why don't we actually see if anything happens even though the chances are like 2%?"
"Yeah sure, but let's goof off while doing it."
1 hour later, we were playing fetch with Sans' bones and annoying doggo."
"bOrk!" Yelped the doggo.
I saw a 14 year old girl walking down the ruins.
"Shit. Sans! Sans!" I whispered.
"What is it-" he noticed the girl.
"Go and do your thing."
He gave me the thumbs up. Her soul wasn't like mine. It was red. Maybe she was based off of determination, and not creativity like me.
"Heya kid? Don't you know how to greet a new pal?"
The girl stayed quite and still. She seemed very shaken up.
I walked to where sans was.
"Turn around and shake our hand." We both said at the same time.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Olive: wow :3

Banana: I don't come until like a year later >:c