Banana: Heya I'm not kidding when I say I stole Olive's phone :)

Olive: Yes she did!! I am about to spill my deepest secrets about me. First, I am not actually bisexual. Banana is the one that knows this. I am actually polysexual. I lie about my age to keep private. I am actually 13, but I am still a freshman.

Banana: lol she is gonna be pissed when she finds out.