What's up Buddies! This is AzureSilverKoala! Sorry about this but I have to explain my reasons about why I ship Sans x Frisk (Frans) instead of Sans x Toriel (Soriel). *picks Frisk up and onto my lap* So listen carefully about what I'm going to say about this.

First off, when I first started this RPG game playing as the 'fallen' human, I was curious about this character because the creator Toby Fox say it's a 'they'. But from the looks of this design, I normally see this character as a asexual girl because of the medium length hair and the colour of the clothes. I know that some people say that 'they' is genderless. I mean, who cares! No one needs to point that out! Anyway, this child has no age because some idiot thought that a child is less than 12 or something, but recently for those people can age whatever they want. As for me, I changed that into adolescent to make it simple for this story.

Now, here's what I discovered about Sans x Frisk:

* The day you meet him from outside the RUINS.
* Gives you advices including the puzzles and Papyrus's battle
* The date at Grillby's (A/N: The First Time ever!)
* Hot Dog Station
* Dinner at the MTT Resort (A/N: Kind of cute...)
* The Judgement Hall *spoilers*
* Rescuing him from Asriel *spoilers*

See? You should started to understand that there's a connection to whenever we meet Sans from time to time. But if you say that she's only young, grow up you dumb readers! Some fandoms here are not kidding about this. You can use your imagination to make the time pass and Frisk will be like 18+, could be called as 'Older Frisk'.

In case what I did know, that Sans looks 18 despite his clothing as a gangsta. Some other people thought that he's like 19-25 age (A/N: looks a bit too old...). With his brother Papyrus, he was like 13-14 years of age despite he's the young brother of Sans and he's innocent.

*Now, don't point out that this ship is horrible because you have respect the ship that some people like. It's very offence to hate this ship because of the hate comments which made everyone feel bad and you're hurting their feelings and crushed their pride. If you think shipping this is paedophilic, just don't hate this ship, respect it and leave them alone.

Frisk: Azure, what about the puns?

Me: Oh yeah, you love HIS Puns, don't you?

Frisk: Yep, I made my own jokes and I made Sans laugh too.

Me: That's awesome.

Now, moving onto the shipping that really pisses me off so badly, Soriel. *glows gold eyes* I will give them a painful time, even worse this time.

*Sans appears*

Sans: What's going on?

Frisk: We're talking to the readers about the relationship with you between me and Toriel.

Sans: Oh, I get it. I'll just sat back and listen. I think maybe I should add something on what you missed out.

Very well, Let's see what I discovered about Sans x Toriel.

* From Sans's story at the MTT Resort, that happened in the past. (A/N: still pissed...)
* The day they met at before getting attacked by Flowey. (A/N: Not exactly cute, but I prefer them as great friends; and can't believe how angry I was when she ditched Asgore like that.)
*Telling bad jokes and puns through the door. (A/N: What kind of relationship is this?)
*Playing keep away from the phone or texting (A/N: That does not count as love)

Now, this ship has been popular recently because of how cute they look together. But no, this ship is no way near as canon. If you reflect on Sans's story, he says 'he really hates keeping promises' but he kept Toriel's promise to look after Frisk and protected her from Asgore. Due to Toriel's motherly nature, she was worried that something will gone wrong and need someone to look out for any human leaving behind this door and protect it.

Another thing, despite the history or whatever, maybe a decade. Toriel looks WAY older than Sans! From what I can see, I normally see her like 43 years old (A/N: My estimate guess because I don't know in monster age) and Asgore is like 45 years old since then (Same thing again, I don't know). A kind old goat woman with a young lazy skeleton is not how it should be (A/N: I've never seen an opposite age couple like that), It reminds me of a young 27 year old man who's in love with a 65 year old woman. This ship is not confirmed because from those who ship this are dead wrong. They made fanfictions about them together when Toriel ditched Asgore like that and have made them engaged, and give birth of a newborn baby that looks like a skeleton with horns or an undead goat.

*Recently, not only Frans is paedophile but the Soriel is what I called a 'cougar'. If you look it up in the dictionary, I have discovered what that word means, not the animal called a puma but another meaning for 'old women relationship with young men'.

Never again will happen to you, Sans.

Sans: Why not?

Frisk: Because... I don't want you engaged with her. She's a mother to me, and getting married to her will... break my heart. ;w; *cries*

Me: AWWWW!!! *hugs Frisk* I wouldn't let that happened to you, my baby girl. Remember the story I wrote, everyone is supporting us because they really care about you.

Frisk: They do?

Me: Yeah, check out the READS, VOTES and COMMENTS! *showing her the results I've received*

Sans: Wow, that's a skele-ton of results there. *turns to Frisk* But you know, I think there's the reason why people want to ship me with Tori.

Me & Frisk: Why?

Sans: Because her being a 'mother' and me being a 'daddy', get real! *snort in disgust* Whose idea was that anyway? I have no complete interest with Toriel because I happened to be a asexual or aromantic, meaning I'm too lazy to be in relationship with anyone (from Toby Fox). Also, there's a reason why she divorced Asgore from the past.

Frisk: Why?

Sans: The barrier can only destroyed by using the seven human souls, and she knew that innocent children might fall down into the underground and get killed by monsters or even him so she run away to the RUINS and protect the children the best she could do. I mean, when was the last time when people say Asgore was an idiot? Another thing certain about why everyone goes crazy about the OTP with me and Toriel because we have the same love of puns and jokes. Tori was really good at puns too, even though she is act like a mother to Frisk, she happens to be a 'pun buddy' to me, great friends you know. I came and visit her every day at the RUINS because she was lonely like me through depression, sadness and the ones we lost... I don't love her because of that, but I really like to tell her bad 'knock knock' jokes just to cheer her up and make her happy. But I... happen to like Frisk because... she was my only sunshine of my world.

Frisk: ;w;

Sans: *picks her up in his arms* Frisk, I love you more than Tori. *wiping her tears* You're precious to me and that's why I confess to you, you really melt my heart. You changed my life to forget the past and moved on. I wish you could be spending time with us; me and Papyrus, it will be more fun if Papy becomes an uncle one day.

Me: You thinking about 'proposal'?

Sans: *blushes* Umm... it's a bit early though. But I was thinking about... maybe if Frisk gets older over the years.

Frisk: *squeals* >///<

Me: That will be wonderful! Frisk can wait longer until she's ready!

Sans: That's great... *kisses her lips* Still no lips, but you're beautiful.

Frisk: Thanks Sans *hugs him* I love you Sansy~ *giggles*

Sans: *heart <3 pupils* I love you too Frisky~ You're the girl in my dream and life.

Me: *claps for applause* Bravo.

Sans: By the way, could we say something to the readers?

Me: Sure. *turn to you guys* Well, that's it for me and there's my reason why I ship these two instead of Toriel.

Frisk: If you guys really Love us very, very much, leave a VOTE for us. : )

Sans: Also, leave a positive COMMENTS about us. Remember, if I doubt to see a comment that is a point out or you're the other fandom such as Soriel *summons Gaster Blasters* You get the hell of this story and leave us alone! I'm not accepting this bulls**t.

Me: *covering Frisk's ears* Woah, easy with the language, man!

Sans: Sorry, I just don't want to lose my beautiful sunshine.

Frisk: *snuggles* It's fine Sans...

Me: Well, I happened to have the registration list right here *holding a clipboard* so if people leaves a COMMENT, they can write down their opinion.

Sans: What does the title say?

Me: It says 'I Ship Sans x Frisk' and the writing underneath says, "I, (y/n), will support Sans x Frisk, because (your reason why? POSITIVE AND HAS TO BE TRUTHFULLY)..." and then they receive a medal called 'Official Fan' which is like 'Membership'.

Sans: That's awesome. It's really a great idea.

Me: Well, we'll see about that. I have some study to do and this update will be slower than ever.

Frisk: Don't worry, everyone can wait.

Me: Thanks. So what about you Sans?

Sans: Three things. 1.) Keeping an eyesocket out on your comments, 2.) Dunked on someone who isn't a fandom of us and 3.) I'm going to Grillby's later on with my girl. *nuzzle Frisk on the cheek*

Frisk: >///////<

Sans: *chuckles* You're just too cute you know.

Me: Okay, better get going now. I'll see you readers next time!

Sans & Frisk: Goodbye!

And Peace out Buddies!